Last call. Let's see what we have...
Holy Gee Moly Gee Hos-a-Fat. Miami is BAAACK! The number 7 "Hurricanes" are treatin' the "Fighting Potato Eaters" of Notre Dame du lac(3) like fat girls, just poundin' 'em, 34-8 early in the 4th quarter.
Number 5 Oklahoma would sooner treat the Christian Horny Toads(6) like IS does. They murderin' them 38-14.
The "Plainsmen"/"War Eagles"/Tigers "held on" to strip #1 Jawja of they silver britches and let them hold their overrated pee-pees in they hands. 40-10 was the finale.
#4 Clemson routed unranked FSU 31-14.
#8 Wisconsin thumped #20 Iowa 38-14, who killed Ohio State last week, who edged the "Pedobears" two weeks ago and who killed Michigan State this week who also edged the "Pedobears" last week.
BAD WORDS! Bad words INCOMING! The #15 "Yosemite Sams" from Stillwater came from behind to edge my newest second favorite team #21 Iowa State in Ames.
7-3 Stanford beat #9 Wershington in Palo Alto 30-22.
#8 Wisconsin routed Iowa, who routed Ohio State the week before, who with difficulty inserted their pencil dicks in the Paterno-Sandusky "Pedobears" but that's the way they like it the week before, and etc. above.
Let's check in on the (4-6) "Vols," my former second favorite team until I realized they were all natives of Liverpool. Tenn played MO at MO and the Mo's threw the "Vols" a blanket party and repeatedly made love to the "Volunteers" anoose. Laid half a hundred on the "Vols,' the MO's did, 50-17.
The #2 "Judge Roy Moore's" squeaked by Dan Mullins' scholars in Cow Bell 31-24. Needed a fourth Q comeback to do it, the "Molesters of 14 Year-Olds" did.
7-3 West Virginny beat 5-5 K-State in Manhattan, the home of the "Apocalyptic Tornados."
And that is that for the scores. Now for Learned Analysis: Georgia will, if justice prevails, fall out of the CFP's top four and Alabama will assume the number one spot by acclimation. Notre Dame will fall out of the top four. Clemson will move up to #2. Oklahoma will be third and, I predict, Miami of Florida will take the fourth spot. The "'Canes" will have the "Cheeseheads" hot on their tails. Thus, the SEC will have one spot in the top four, the ACC two, and the Big XII, which I hasten to point out has X members, will occupy the other spot. Oklahoma's only loss was to I-State but that was in Normal. Maybe undefeated Miami, this week ranked two spots lower than the "Laters," will jump them. Very impressive win for Miami over "Here Come the Irish." Toss-up. Equal chance in my estimation that Miami will be ranked third and Okie fourth or Okie third and Miami fourth.
And that's the way it is (or at least that's the way I done sees it), Saturday, November 11, 2017.
(6:49)
40-10 Auburn.
(6:43)
No 27-24 for Syracuse this week. More like 76-61, Pitt-Syracuse 2016. Wake Forest leads the "Arrenge" 64-42, two minutes left.
(6:40)
Oh dear God. Auburn(10) is killing number one Georgia, 33-10, nine and change left in game. That's gonna shake up the CFP rankings. You can't be number one and lose 33-10. Just can't do it.
(3:12)
Oh my God, Minnesota(4-5) just scored to make it 54-21 over 4-5 Nebraska. Mike Riley's done in Lincoln.
South Carolina(6-3) leads the Un-camouflaged Land Sharks(3-5)...
...28-13 early in the 4th. Florida is 3-5, heading to 3-6. Ouch. That shark bites.
OSU now up 48-3 on MSU. Man.
Iowa State(21) leads Oklahoma State(15) 35-34 in Ames. HOLD ON CYCLOPS!
Army(8-2) beat Duke(4-6) 21-16 at West Point. Six losses in a row for Duke.
(1:55 PM)
OH! my goodness, THE University of Ohio State(13) is crushing East Lansing Spartak(12) 35-3 at half time in 'umbus. Professor Urban Meyer does not evenly prepare his students for weekly quizzes.
Holy Gee Moly Gee Hos-a-Fat. Miami is BAAACK! The number 7 "Hurricanes" are treatin' the "Fighting Potato Eaters" of Notre Dame du lac(3) like fat girls, just poundin' 'em, 34-8 early in the 4th quarter.
Number 5 Oklahoma would sooner treat the Christian Horny Toads(6) like IS does. They murderin' them 38-14.
The "Plainsmen"/"War Eagles"/Tigers "held on" to strip #1 Jawja of they silver britches and let them hold their overrated pee-pees in they hands. 40-10 was the finale.
#4 Clemson routed unranked FSU 31-14.
#8 Wisconsin thumped #20 Iowa 38-14, who killed Ohio State last week, who edged the "Pedobears" two weeks ago and who killed Michigan State this week who also edged the "Pedobears" last week.
BAD WORDS! Bad words INCOMING! The #15 "Yosemite Sams" from Stillwater came from behind to edge my newest second favorite team #21 Iowa State in Ames.
7-3 Stanford beat #9 Wershington in Palo Alto 30-22.
#8 Wisconsin routed Iowa, who routed Ohio State the week before, who with difficulty inserted their pencil dicks in the Paterno-Sandusky "Pedobears" but that's the way they like it the week before, and etc. above.
Let's check in on the (4-6) "Vols," my former second favorite team until I realized they were all natives of Liverpool. Tenn played MO at MO and the Mo's threw the "Vols" a blanket party and repeatedly made love to the "Volunteers" anoose. Laid half a hundred on the "Vols,' the MO's did, 50-17.
The #2 "Judge Roy Moore's" squeaked by Dan Mullins' scholars in Cow Bell 31-24. Needed a fourth Q comeback to do it, the "Molesters of 14 Year-Olds" did.
7-3 West Virginny beat 5-5 K-State in Manhattan, the home of the "Apocalyptic Tornados."
And that is that for the scores. Now for Learned Analysis: Georgia will, if justice prevails, fall out of the CFP's top four and Alabama will assume the number one spot by acclimation. Notre Dame will fall out of the top four. Clemson will move up to #2. Oklahoma will be third and, I predict, Miami of Florida will take the fourth spot. The "'Canes" will have the "Cheeseheads" hot on their tails. Thus, the SEC will have one spot in the top four, the ACC two, and the Big XII, which I hasten to point out has X members, will occupy the other spot. Oklahoma's only loss was to I-State but that was in Normal. Maybe undefeated Miami, this week ranked two spots lower than the "Laters," will jump them. Very impressive win for Miami over "Here Come the Irish." Toss-up. Equal chance in my estimation that Miami will be ranked third and Okie fourth or Okie third and Miami fourth.
And that's the way it is (or at least that's the way I done sees it), Saturday, November 11, 2017.
(6:49)
40-10 Auburn.
(6:43)
No 27-24 for Syracuse this week. More like 76-61, Pitt-Syracuse 2016. Wake Forest leads the "Arrenge" 64-42, two minutes left.
(6:40)
Oh dear God. Auburn(10) is killing number one Georgia, 33-10, nine and change left in game. That's gonna shake up the CFP rankings. You can't be number one and lose 33-10. Just can't do it.
(3:12)
Oh my God, Minnesota(4-5) just scored to make it 54-21 over 4-5 Nebraska. Mike Riley's done in Lincoln.
South Carolina(6-3) leads the Un-camouflaged Land Sharks(3-5)...
...28-13 early in the 4th. Florida is 3-5, heading to 3-6. Ouch. That shark bites.
OSU now up 48-3 on MSU. Man.
Iowa State(21) leads Oklahoma State(15) 35-34 in Ames. HOLD ON CYCLOPS!
Army(8-2) beat Duke(4-6) 21-16 at West Point. Six losses in a row for Duke.
(1:55 PM)
OH! my goodness, THE University of Ohio State(13) is crushing East Lansing Spartak(12) 35-3 at half time in 'umbus. Professor Urban Meyer does not evenly prepare his students for weekly quizzes.
