Thursday, March 15, 2018

Scholarly, Slow-Paced, Low-Scoring, No-Contact, Men's Basketball Tournament

I could probably shorten that.

Loyola (of Chicago) 11th seeded, upset Miami (of Florida), 6th,
64-62 on a walk-off three from way out. Nothin' but net.

Holy Niagara Frawnteer! The University (of Buffalos), 13th, stuck the forks up, down, and sideways-like into the University (of Hairy Boner), 4th, 89-68.

Bad day for the Atlantic Coast Conference. Besides the aforesaid Miam-uh, NC State and Va Tech took silver medals in their heats. Only Dook won.