Florida reports 15,000 new coronavirus cases, a record single-day total in the US
(The Guardian)
For half a century at least people have migrated from the North to the South, reversing the Great Migration of an earlier generation. Criminals, mental defectives, dementia, Alzheimer's, and Denny's restaurants flowed southward enhancing the demographic prestige the South had attained via long in-breeding, alcohol-besotted brains, and congenital low IQ--the traditional bedrock of Southern Charm.
The Top Ten states leading the nation in increases of Trump Virus is dominated by the powerful SEC: Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama, Tennessee, and South Carolina. Add in always-tough Texas, half Big XII (which, in a cardinal example of the region's nous, has X members), half SEC, the token ACC team (North Carolina), and Arizona from the PAC 12 and you have nine of the TT from south of Mason-Dixon. The only outlier is California. Each of these states, again with the sole exception of Cal, has as its governor a card-carrying member of the Grand Old Special Ed Party.
By contrast, this is the result of science-based governance by Democrats:
I urge the convening of spring football practice forthwith in the derelict southern precincts afore-mentioned and would increase the slave ship packing of their 100,000 seat stadia by adding standing room admissions. Masking will, of course, following local wishes, be strictly forbidden and all must lustily cheer and sing their school’s alma mater with their arms around their neighbors and at the top of their diseased lungs.
I would make these recommendations mandatory following the will of the local yokels with public service announcements quoting Trump that 99% of virus infections are harmless. I would add to the announcement that any attendee feeling peaked, short of breath, of high fever, with dry cough must "live with the virus" and upon presentment to a local hospital of a canceled ticket stub certifying attendance at one of these events that define the South's Cultural Heritage, such an one will be issued free of charge another ticket to the next similar event. (S)he would then be escorted off the hospital premises by helpful armed, masked guard.
Done and ordered, this 13th day of July, 2020.
(The Guardian)
For half a century at least people have migrated from the North to the South, reversing the Great Migration of an earlier generation. Criminals, mental defectives, dementia, Alzheimer's, and Denny's restaurants flowed southward enhancing the demographic prestige the South had attained via long in-breeding, alcohol-besotted brains, and congenital low IQ--the traditional bedrock of Southern Charm.
The Top Ten states leading the nation in increases of Trump Virus is dominated by the powerful SEC: Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama, Tennessee, and South Carolina. Add in always-tough Texas, half Big XII (which, in a cardinal example of the region's nous, has X members), half SEC, the token ACC team (North Carolina), and Arizona from the PAC 12 and you have nine of the TT from south of Mason-Dixon. The only outlier is California. Each of these states, again with the sole exception of Cal, has as its governor a card-carrying member of the Grand Old Special Ed Party.
By contrast, this is the result of science-based governance by Democrats:
New York City reports its first day since March without a single death from coronavirus as Governor Cuomo fears it will only be a 'matter of time' before the virus returns
(Daily Mail)
I urge the convening of spring football practice forthwith in the derelict southern precincts afore-mentioned and would increase the slave ship packing of their 100,000 seat stadia by adding standing room admissions. Masking will, of course, following local wishes, be strictly forbidden and all must lustily cheer and sing their school’s alma mater with their arms around their neighbors and at the top of their diseased lungs.
I would make these recommendations mandatory following the will of the local yokels with public service announcements quoting Trump that 99% of virus infections are harmless. I would add to the announcement that any attendee feeling peaked, short of breath, of high fever, with dry cough must "live with the virus" and upon presentment to a local hospital of a canceled ticket stub certifying attendance at one of these events that define the South's Cultural Heritage, such an one will be issued free of charge another ticket to the next similar event. (S)he would then be escorted off the hospital premises by helpful armed, masked guard.
Done and ordered, this 13th day of July, 2020.
