Saturday, August 30, 2025

Before getting to Tackle, FTs in English Short Pants

Swine Chelsea 2 Fulman 0 (VAR controversary)

Manchester Unitard 3 Burnley 2 (deserved stoppage time PK for Unitard) at Old Hosiery.

Sunderland 2 Bees 1, Stadium of Lite.

San Antonio Hotspur shaken and stirred in London 0-1 Bourne-cum-in-my-mouth.

Timberwolverhampton 2 Row Houses 3 in the Den.

Leeks-Saudi Sovereign Wealth at 12:30 on Elland Road. Leeks is so weak they don't have their own stadium and have to play on the street.