Sunday, November 08, 2026

The Miami "Heat" Still Don't Work

They're 3-6, which is a .333 win percent as decimal, which is putrid. Luckily they are in Excremento, 1-8, tomight. Right? That's lucky, isn't it? Easy dub.

No. 100-104, 3:53 left to play. It's like the Aints-Sensitive City National Concussion League game today. Like Maryland vs Rutgers in scholarly tackle football a couple werk ago. Maestro Spoelstra made a change in his starting lineup, Idk if thid is the first game or not. He started Pelle in place of Andrew. Rearranging the deck chairs. There can be no true "winners" when putrid contests excrement. 

But I'm a "Heat" lifer so Go "Heat".