Saturday, September 24, 2016

Pitt blue, get off the header.
Florida went for it on 4th down from their own 7. They didn't get it. UT now first and goal at the UF 7. Turn out the lights, the party's O-ver. See ya later, Gator.
UF has 98 yards to go, score a TD, get the ball back and kick a field goal in 3 minutes plus. No.
They got the punt off and the dumb Alligator fair-caught it at the 2. You NEVER fair-catch within your 10! DUMB!

Tennessee 38 Florida 28, 3:21 4Q

UT 4th down 4 to go, UF 39. Punt, right? If that mo-fo is blocked...Remember Meeshagan last year...

FINAL Michigan 49 Paterno Sandusky 10


Oh my God, Duke beat Notre Dame 38-35. At the lake! ND is now 1-3. Brian Kelly, W.T.F.?
Excruciating, these last three games have just been excruciating: PSU, last second interception; Okie State, last minute touchdown, UNC, last 10 second touchdown. 

FINAL North Carolina 37 Pitt 36


North Carolina 37 Pitt 36, 2 Seconds Left.

Okay! I know when I'm beat! It's just my life. That's okay.

Pitt 36 North Carolina 36

BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!
3rd and goal at the Pitt 2. 10 seconds left.
1st and goal UNC at the Pitt 4. A gun, give me a gun.
Second and 10, 38 seconds left.
First and 10 at the Pitt 17, 51 seconds left. M. Trubisky's arm must be so tired.
4th and 9 at the Pitt 26, 1:02 left. FG! Try a field goal! Don't risk going for it on 4th down. TOO far to go. TOO far.
Called timeout again. M. Trubisky is 30-39, 4 TD's. His luck is going to run out. I wouldn't risk any more passes.
Ha-ha sacked. Back at the Pitt 38. You can still punt! 1:50 left. I wouldn't pass. Too dangerous.
They didn't. First and 10 at the Pitt 27. Cyanide, please.
M. Trubisky...Oh! 4th and 6 at the Pitt 40. Better punt! Better! Please punt.
They called timeout. They're SCARED! 
They got it. First and ten, Pitt 44, 2:16 left. *SWEARING*
Ha-ha illegal block. Third and sixteen from their own 31. CHEATERS!
They punted. The "Blackfeet" now have the ball. Now they're out to their 42. Third and five. Oh my God. Time is not a factor. Nor are downs. They will go for it on 4th down.
Oh God, Oh Jeezus, but it's 4th and 8 at the Beloved's 27. They have to punt. Oh my God.

Pitt 36 North Carolina 30, 3:28 4th!

AND THEY HAVE THE BALL! THE BELOVED'S HAVE THE BALL!

ROCKY TOP YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HOME SWEET HOME TO ME!

OMG! Tennessee has scored four times in the second half to lead #19 Florida 31-21! Still 11 minutes left in the game.
Speaking of PSU they are at the Big House in Ann Arbor and "trail" 28-0. Still a half to go! Comeback? No. What is the worst loss PSU has ever had? If it's plausible to inflict it on them, Jim Harbaugh will do it.

And on Rocky Top, #14 Tennessee similarly "trails" #19 Florida 21-3 at the half. Right now, there are 100,000 drunk Tennesseans cursing coach Butch Jones' birth. He had to win this game (still a half to go!), this series is so important to "Volunteers" fans and they're gettin humiliated. Again.
My goodness gracious, I see what that ESPN guy is talking about now. At the half UNC's QB, "M. Trubisky" is 12/13, 190 yds, 2 TDs. Good half for M.
Post Posted eight minutes ago:

David M. HaleESPN Staff Writer 

Opposing QBs vs Pitt, last 10 quarters: 61-of-92 (66%) for 1,035 yards (11.3 YPA) with 5 TDs and 1 INT. That's not real good.

No! But Pitt is leading UNC 19-16 at the half. Works out to 32 points the whole game: Improvement! over the games vs Paterno Sandusky U and OKS.