Friday, May 10, 2019

Full Time. Golden Showers douse Rockettes 118-113 and eliminate them from further consideration by gathered humanity.

116-113 :02. Peaceniks full TO.
:03
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116-110 :12. An obese female is getting ready to sing. Cows on full TO.
114-110, :12.
113-107. :21.
112-107. :25
110-104. :32.
It’s slip sliding away from the Female Bovines. 107-104 :58 left.

Incendiary Outbuilding Event in Cow Town

102-97 Golden Ponders, 3:10 left 4Q. Don’t touch that computer screen. We will go right down to the finish line. Peaceniks can win the serious tonight and do it without their Playoff Paragon Mr Kevin Durant.

Thursday, May 09, 2019

This is history.

The Champions League is an All-English final, Liverpool vs Spurs.
So too the the second-tier Europa League. Chelsea advances to the final with a 4-3 aggregate win over Eintracht. Arsenal advance to meet them after a 4-2 (7-3) aggregate demolition of Valencia.

The top two clubs in the English Premier League, separated by one lonely point, Manchester City and Liverpool, are unquestionably the best clubs in all of Europe this year. The league's fourth place club, Tottenham Hotspur, may yet (although I doubt it in the extreme) be crowned kings of all Europe. They eliminated league leaders and presumptive champions, City. Liverpool, second, came within millimeters in a lone seasonal loss to City of matching Arsenal 2003/04 as Invincibles. Third Chelsea and fifth Arsenal now play for the silver medal in Europa.

There has never been a league to equal the continental dominance and the transcendent excellence of its top clubs as this year's English Premier League.

Rule Britannia!

Lue Leaves "Lakers" Blue

Man. You canNOT overestimate the importance of ownership in sports. Under Buss pรจre this franchise did not make a mistake. Under Buss fille it's a clown show.

The "Lakers" fired head coach Luke Walton at the end of the season. Jeanie with the light brown hair and cohort in kookery “Rob” “Pelinka” then ran off Magic Johnson as president. Their first choice to replace Luke, their one, their only, their everything was...Lue. Imagine the mind of a person who can have practically her pick of head coaches, who thus trains her peepers from horizon to horizon and stops on a piece of detritus washed up on the shores of Lake Mistake and points unhesitatingly at: The One. Lue.

Then imagine Lue returning the the Siren's summons,--eagerly--traveling post haste to the land of starlight and fairy dust. And turning the job down.


















Imagine that.
completely suddenly inexplicably lost my work mojo about 5:30. like a switch was turned off. havent been able to get it back. i'm done! blowing this popsicle stand.

Observations by an Odd Man


Earlier this morning I heard my neighbor walked by my unit whistling. When was the last time that you heard somebody whistle? It used to be fairly common. My dad whistled; there was a bailiff in the courthouse who always used to whistle. There was a song “Whistle While You Work,” Da-da, da da da da da. It’s impossible to be in a bad mood and whistle. It brightens everybody’s day. The lost art of whistling.

Smoke rising from the grounds of a jail: almost never a good sign. But today it was. Morning barbecue with music.

All-England Champs League Final


Tottenham Hotspur scored three times in the second half in Amsterdam last night, the last in 90+6, to beat Ajax 3-2 and advance to the UCL Final where they will face Liverpool. Three English semi-finalists; both finalists will finish behind Manchester City in the English Premier League. Greatest year ever for English football? Show me a more impressive one. Rule Britannia.

Male Deer Rout Beans (Ageen) Take Series 4-1

Milwukee swept its first round and nearly swept Green Beans. This is a powerful heard of Bucks. They get Tonto or Philly next and you guys? It’s gonna get ugly. Antlers gonna come out of the East and Houston, you have your hands full. Golden Nuggets? Same. Mil is Destiny’s Child this year and they are playing with a slow intense burn. They have a reasonable shot at winning the NBA Finals.

Wednesday, May 08, 2019

jus get done working yeah me too!
Dirk Kuyt
@Kuyt
What a team, what a club! ⁦Liverpool FC⁩ showed once again nothing is impossible!! ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด #LiverpoolFC #LFC #nevergiveup ⁦
@LFC
Jamie Carragher
@Carra23
Greatest night ever at Anfield! #LIVBAR
@ChampionsLeague
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LeBron James
@KingJames
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ AMAZING NIGHT FOR THE REDS. WOW‼️‼️ #YNWA❤️

Tuesday, May 07, 2019

LIVERPOOL ROUTS BARCA 4-0, MAKES CL FINAL!


Man, I loathe Liverpool people and especially Liverpool FC fans but there can be nothing but hosannas for this Liverpool football team. They were embarrassed at Camp Nou 3-0 in the first leg, given up for dead, they would have to hold Lionel Messi & Co. scoreless in the return at Anfield and score 4 themselves—WITHOUT Mo Salah and Roberto Fermino—and they did it! It is the greatest night of European football ever at Anfield. But even despicable Liverpool Low Lifes can pump their fists with pride as they smash them into the faces and the stomachs of their women folk in celebration of this May Miracle.

They have to win something to lay claim as the greatest Liverpool team of all time and there are prohibitive odds against a Man City stumble at Brighton. For the second year in a row Liverpool is in the UCL Final, this year against the winner of Ajax and Tottenham Hotspur. Liverpool will be heavily favored. They must win either the CL or the EPL or their season will have been a trophy-less disappointment. Unless Liverpool fans disregard cold mathematics.

This Liverpool team deserves a a raucous, tearful parade if they come up short in both. They are second-best to NO ONE on the planet. Cheer and weep tears of joy for this incandescent team that may be the absolute best team on Planet Earth. Hats off to one of the greatest teams in the history of soccer anywhere at anytime.

Monday, May 06, 2019

Let's check in on the Echo.

Suspected sex attacker found up tree being investigated over rapes of victims aged 11 to 71



Great Green Greek Freak Cooks Green Beans

He had 39 and 16. 113-101 the final. Male Deer lead serious 3-1. 
psst. hey. liverpool!

1990!

1990!

1990!

10 a.m. Sunday

The final day of the Premier League season with the title coming down to the final match. Both play at the same time, 10 a.m. Second place Liverpool and 7th place Wolves at Anfield and 1st place Manchester City at 17th Brighton. Gonna be some split screens all over the Mother Country and her colonies Sunday.
'But let me tell you, this was in the balance here and the balance was tipped by a stupendous, thunderous, magnificent goal from Mr Manchester City himself, Vincent Kompany!' -
@bbcjohnmurray