Tuesday, November 28, 2023

The Unwatchable NFL

FT MNF Ice 10 Cubs 12

Four field goals by Cubs. Four INTs thrown by Ice. 🤮 

AP for ESPN:

The Vikings…were as helpless as ever on offense with only a field goal by Greg Joseph at the end of the first half to show for the first 54-plus minutes.

THERE’SAFOURDAYTRUCEBETWEENISRAELANDHAMAS:o

“…in a battle of the NBA's worst teams.”

The Bullets, losers of 9 straight, 2-14 entering the game, played in Deetroit against the Zollner Pistons,
now losers of 13 straight and a putrid 2-14 overall. The Zollner Pistons now have a 14 game losing streak. D.C. routed them off their home court 126-107. Said head Zollner Monty Williams “in a brief postgame press conference” after the latest humiliation:

“There wasn't any fight on that floor. That wasn't Pistons basketball by any stretch of the imagination. We have to have people in that jersey that honor the history of this organization by competing at a high level every night.”

Ah Monte, but it IS Pistons basketball. Has been for twenty years. It’s embarrassing and disgraceful.

Monday, November 27, 2023

The Right To Be Loved ATTAINED!



I have traveled all day and got back home to little Eleven at ~9:30. I didn’t know what to expect. Would he remember me? Would he be standoffish at first? Would he be pissed at me? 

I have never gotten a welcome home like what I just experienced. Never so much unconditional love. He wouldn’t let me alone. Wouldn’t let me type. Constantly meowing— in joy. A remonstrating meow only when I went from one place to another, like “Get back here!” On me like a big, beautiful, loving flea wherever I went in the house. I have never experienced love like that. 

In heaven with Eleven.

Sunday, November 26, 2023

4th and Bond—Stewart Mandel

I will never forget watching on my phone — while aimlessly wandering around a parking lot across from Michigan Stadium looking for my rental car in the freezing cold — when Alabama’s Jalen Milroe launched his seemingly impossible fourth-and-forever touchdown pass to Isaiah Bond.

It’s Magic, the Whole Thing Is Magic


Saturday, November 25, 2023

FT

UGA Tech 23 no.1 UGA 31
cocks 7  no.24 It’s Probation Time Again Y’all 16
Iowa State 42  no.19 Kansas State 35


💵 NC State 39 North Carolina Academic & Fraud 20 💰 

UNDEFEATED!

4th and Bond

Kirk Herbstreit and Chris Fowler, two professional announcers, not calling, just watching the touchdown.




“Bond, Isaiah Bond”



NC State 39 North Carolina Academic & Fraud 20, 5:43 3Q

FT no. 5 Half Ass U 24 FU 15

The Magic of Tackle Football



On a white gridiron carpet in Ames.

UGA Tech 13 no.1 UGA 21, 12:58 3Q

FT New Jersey 112 “Heat” 97

HT NC State 26 Academic Fraud 7

“4th and Goal From the 31”

Alabama won the Iron Bowl on that play.

Holly Rowe did a 7’ interview of Tim Tebow during game play in the first half.

FU 15 no. 5 Half Ass U 14, 5:58 3Q

Semiholes gonna win this game.

FT Rutgers 24 MARYLAND 42

FT Alabama 27 Albern 24

FT Duke 30 University of Pitrsburgh Golden Panthers 19

UNDEFEATED!

NC State 20 University of Academic Fraud at North Carolina 0,  8:54 2Q. 💵 

FT m 30 Ohio 24 🖕

m 27 O 24, 8:05 4Q

m 27 Ohio 17, 12’ 4Q

17-17, 5:35 3Q

m 17 Ohio 10, 11’ 3Q

HT m 14 THE Ohio 10

m 14-10. Go ‘Eyes

m 14-3