When Eleven is in heat, there are several complications caused me.
- One, I have to wear my heavy Eleven body armor shirt against her claws.
- Two, I am made uneasy by the proximity of Eleven's razor-sharp hind claws to my carotid artery and button the heavy shirt at the neck to guard against puncture and Charlie Kirk Syndrome.
- Three, a cat's normal body temperature is 100.4-102.5.
- Fo', it is mid-August in Miami.
- Five, I sweat blinking my eyes.
- Six, Eleven in heat perched on my shoulders is deleterious to my performance on USMLE (30% Friday!).

