Tamerlan Tsarnaev? Dzhokhar Tsarnaev? Get outta town. Rooskis? Rooskis, you swine, I eat your children. Whoa, no they're Chechens. Chechens! Chechens hate Rooskis too, right? Shouldn't that have been a bonding opportunity? How weird. Why Boston? Did they make a wrong turn at Minsk? Can Chechens be Muslim? Can we still hope?