Sunday, April 21, 2013

Sporting News.

It becomes our disagreeable duty to alert pageviewers that the "Cannibal of Ajax" is loose.

Mr. Luis Suarez of Liverpool Football Club let frustration get the better of him today...again. Luis was knocked off the ball by Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic and, well:
Ah jeez. Yes, he bit him. Luis, who is by the way, the leading goalscorer in the English Premier League, got the munchies once before
whilst playing in Amsterdam for Ajax and so yeah, the nickname. He was suspended then, he will be suspended again-at least-,he was suspended in England between chomps for racially abusing Manchester United's Patrice Evra. Luis' day was not a total loss however as he scored the game-tying goal for the Livers. Ladies and gentleman, "Luis Suarez."