#AlertTheDayCareStaff

Boy Trump announced that he was canceling his boom boom parade today because "The local politicians who run Washington, D.C. (poorly)" told his little self what it would cost. D.C.'s mayor had a pitch perfect response:

"Yup, I'm Muriel Bowser, mayor of Washington DC, the local politician who finally got thru to the reality star in the White House with the realities ($21.6M) of parades/events/demonstrations in Trump America (sad).