Carnival Cruise Line's basketball team, also based in Miami and nicknamed the Cold 45's, won the game tonight to improve to 17-14, .548, which is on pace for 45 wins, which--You won't believe this--is exactly how many games they have won (on average) each season for the last TEN seasons. They are a shoe-in to win the Miss Consistency lifetime achievement award for this remarkable feat, believed by me at least, to be unique in the history of professional team sports. Mediocre congratulations to 🎡.