Wednesday, October 18, 2017

"Melania Trump to donate her inaugural gown to the Smithsonian"-CNN

How about the inaugural thong? Did she give it to a spectator after her inaugural lap dance?
The Chinese were here again last night! The 19th CPC Congress opened today. Congress with my dick, China.

Lights Flicker

Jimmy and Clinton...

And flicker out: George, JC, Richard, Julio, David, Paul, Rob, Manny.

Stressful life being a trial lawyer. We are a hard-working, hard-charging, hard-smoking, hard-drinking, stressed out lot.  And it catches up to us.


Tuesday, October 17, 2017

"He knew what he signed up for."

Trump, in a phone call to the pregnant widow of Sgt. La David T. Johnson, killed in Niger October 4, as she was driving to the airport to meet her husband's body.
Napoli, where you from, California? Italy? Do they play soccer much where you're from?

City 2 Napoli 1 FT


That was Napoli's second PK! Napster let's do this--To be fair to you. We'll just let you take penalties for the rest of the match, K?

2-1 77'

Napoli on a penalty kick.
Liverpool, do you have any other good players who want to play for a big club?

City 2 Napoli 0, UCL 56

Crown Sterling in the 9th minute and the Arch Angel in the 13th.
What happened?! The Cleveland "Indians" didn't make the World Series?! Oh my God. Cleveland fans must be so pissed. How long has it been since they won? Didn't they win like 23 games in a row or something this year. Still fucking came up small when they needed to come up big, huh? Sucks. Sucks to be Cleveland!


God Keep Pop

"This man in the Oval Office is a soulless coward who thinks that he can only become large by belittling others. This has of course been a common practice of his, but to do it in this manner — and to lie about how previous presidents responded to the deaths of soldiers — is as low as it gets. We have a pathological liar in the White House: unfit intellectually, emotionally, and psychologically to hold this office and the whole world knows it, especially those around him every day. The people who work with this President should be ashamed because they know it better than anyone just how unfit he is, and yet they choose to do nothing about it. This is their shame most of all.

-
San Antonio "Spurs" coach Gregg Popovich

You can hear the contempt in his words and see it on his face. There is no person in America who has spoken out as clearly, as unequivocally, and as forcefully against Donald Trump than has Coach Pop. From the world of sports we get the preeminent spokesman of courage and truth-telling. Gregg Popovich is becoming The moral voice in America and it is deeply moving to me to see this.

Monday, October 16, 2017

The great Darius Rucker in Wagon Wheel. 










That is one happy man there.

Ha ha I fixed something mechanical on my own, 2 grains of rice from Chinese food stuck behind the shift key HAHA
ha ha i fixed... *frowny face*... 
Hi. Trump, Trump voters: FUCK YOU.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

And Lord, leave my fucking soul here, don't take it.
Honest to Betsy, I don't even care if  "I die before I wake." This is just a nightmare. 
nightmare
It is like a cult. Early on I emailed my former brother-the-klansman that Trump seemed to have a "Svengali-like hold on his supporters." 

Trump's "Cult of Personality"

Trump’s ire is being fueled by his stalled legislative agenda and, to a surprising degree, by his decision last month to back the losing candidate Luther Strange in the Alabama Republican primary. “Alabama was a huge blow to his psyche,” a person close to Trump said. “He saw the cult of personality was broken.”
-Vanity Fair

He even deleted his tweets of endorsement/support.

Rand Paul after golf with Trump: 'The President never loses, didn't you know?'

(CNN)




...several people close to the president have recently told me in private: that Trump is “unstable,” “losing a step,” and “unraveling.”

...There’s a new level of concern. NBC News published a report that Trump shocked his national security team when he called for a nearly tenfold increase in the country’s nuclear arsenal during a briefing this summer. One Trump adviser confirmed to me it was after this meeting disbanded that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called Trump a “moron.”

“I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!”: TRUMP SEETHES AS ADVISERS FEAR THE PRESIDENT IS “UNRAVELING”

In recent days, I’ve spoken with a half dozen prominent Republicans and Trump advisers, and they all describe a White House in crisis as advisers struggle to contain a president who seems to be increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods.
Congressman to donate brain to football concussion research

(Boston Herald)


Man, the hits just keep on comin'.

The Sex in Politics

Boy oh boy, look at these two headlines:

Bob Corker on Trump's biggest problem: The 'castration' of Rex Tillerson
(WaPo)

''I'm intact,' Tillerson says, brushing off drama with Trump
(WaPo)

Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud, report to the conference room STAT.
Staying on the surreal for, I hope, not too long, Arsene Wenger had this to say after the abnormality against Harry and the Elk Hornets yesterday:

Arsene Wenger admits catching leaders Man City 'will be difficult'


#
Team
MP
W
D
L
GF
GA
GD
Pts
1
8
7
1
0
29
4
25
22
2
8
6
2
0
21
2
19
20
3
8
5
2
1
15
5
10
17
4
8
4
3
1
13
13
0
15
5
8
4
1
3
13
8
5
13
6
8
4
1
3
12
10
2
13
7
8
3
4
1
8
6
2
13
Not impossible! Just a smidge more difficult for Arsenal than it will be for Burnley, yes. 
I had a dream last night that the University of Florida wore camouflage uniforms that looked like polluted mud. Dreams can be so weird. Sometimes they're realistic but other times they're just weird. I wonder what a psychoanalytic interpretation of that dream would be?

College Tackle Football

I forgot. I had saved another image and it was blasted out of my mind. The first image that I saw of the camo unis was the one at bottom of #13. I right-clicked on the image and searched Google for others similar. This is what I got:
Done. Later gators
....

(11:52 pm)

Is that Army? I have seen Army wear camouflage uniforms before.


Helmets the color of infantry helmets! Okay, that works. All respect, that is ugly camo though, camo with acne. Florida? Does that say Florida? Did Florida play A&M? Is that Florida? In camouflage uniforms? Une momento por favor...IT IS!...I...I have nothing else to say.

(8:03 pm)Hurricane Warning

Miami(11) came from behind to beat Georgia Tech 25-24 in Miami Gardens. It was the 'Canes tenth straight win, their longest win streak since 2003-04...

(5:27 pm)

West Virginia beat #24 Texas Tech 46-35. Don't know how much of an "upset" that was. 'Eers were 3-2, TT 4-1 going into game. And they played in Couch Burn where WVU has an advantage.

The "Vols" played today!...Rocky Top, you'll always be home sweet home to me...Hmm, not really. The 'Cocks spewed on 'em 15-9.

Oh my goodness gracious, the Boston College "Pigeons" pooped on Louisville in Louisville. Both teams unranked but Louis was supposed to be good. By definition if BC beats ya, ya ain't worth poop.

Brigham Young, 1-6, got cowbells ringing in their ears after getting mauled by bulldogs at Mississippi State(4-2), 35-10.

No school has been hurt more by conference realignment than BYU. BYU used to be the cock of the walk in the old Western Athletic Conference. BYU made the WAC and Lavell Edwards, who coached there from 1972- 2000, made the WAC whacky. The conference became known for its high-scoring games, garnering it media attention and making it a hit on TV. Under Edwards BYU became an aerial circus quarterbacked by Gary Sheide, Gifford Nielsen, Marc Wilson, Steve Young, Robbie Bosco, Jim McMahon, and Ty Detmer. Edwards made the WAC a victim of his success. Arizona State and Arizona bolted the WAC for the PAC 8 in 1978 and although BYU won a national championship in 1984 it has been left standing in every round of realignment. Even Utah, BYU's biggest rival, who Lavell Edwards beat like a rented mule, got an invite to the PAC in 2011. Not BYU. They joined the Mountain West Conference after the collapse of the old WAC and have played as an independent since 2011. It is untenable to play as an independent in college football today: scheduling is complicated, conference television money is unavailable, recruiting is more difficult, there is no clear path to the national playoffs, retention of coaches is difficult, and BYU is proving independence is untenable. It is sad. It is sad to see a school with the football tradition BYU has be 1-6.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Oh. My. Goodness. Watford 2 Arsenal 1 FT

Harry the Elk-Hornet...
...had the "Gunners"...

...shooting blanks today.


My headstone will read... 'He died in an Arsenal related incident'

College Tackle Football

Friday the 13th was scary for #8 Washington State. Unranked California edged the..."Apples?" "Wazzous"...what the fuck is their nickname...Une momento..."Cougars" 37-3 in Berkeley. 37-3!



When you see that. When you see that and see what is not there. No Kun. No Kev. When you see that and then read that someone who is not there was Man of the Match...



They are playing like an inhuman tremendous machine.
CRYSTAL PALACE BEAT CHELSEA! Congrats to the "Eagles"!
And that's it, 7-2 final.

Don't think there's gonna be any turning back for this club, just looking back.  They are now up two points and at least six goals on United. I don't think anybody's gonna catch 'em. The league is theirs this year.

7

Bernardo Silva in the 79'.

5-2

Fernandinho in...Omg, 6-2. Fernandinho in the 60th, Bad Bad Leroy Sane in the 62. A trememdous machine.

HEY ZEUS!

The Arch Angel Gabriel makes it 4-2 City in the 55'.
Oh Jeez! An own-goal for Stoke. 3-2! Diouf hit a header that went off Angel Kyle Walker. 
crystalpalaceleadsswinechelsea2-1atthehalf :o

City 3 Stoke 1 HT

Jesus, Sterling, and Silva made it 3-0 for the Angels. Diouf  "pulled one back" for Stoke right before the break.
The Guardian on Liverpool-ManU:

Full time: Liverpool 0-0 Manchester United

Liverpool 0 Manchester United 0 FT

It ends not with a bang but a snore. A desultory match throughout per commentators. L's fourth draw in eight league matches. City will go two points clear of United at the top of the table with a win over Stoke.
Good morning sticks and stones.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Why is Friday the 13th Considered Unlucky?

I asked myself. I asked Google.

"Jesus was crucified on a Friday and there were 13 guests at the Last Supper the night before his crucifixion. Another account suggests that the day has been associated with misfortune since 1307, when on a Friday the 13th, the French king gave the orders to arrest hundreds of Knights Templar."

Oh! Well cut me down and call me shorty, that makes perfect sense then. Not that Knights Templar crap. Be gone!  Mr. Jesus.
I only count TWELVE. Wait a cotten picken' minute. Is somebody messing with the LAST SUPPER! I counted them three times. Unless there's somebody hiding under the table...Or went to use the men's room...Do you count Mr. Jesus? Maybe that's it! That would make 13. But wait a minute. That source says 13 "guests." Mr. Jesus was not a mere "GUEST." It was his supper, his last one. That's not a "guest," Jesus was the HOST...No...No, you wouldn't call Jesus the host, I mean you do call him the Host, right? Father, Son, Holy, oh no, that's Ghost. Guy's who have their "last meal" before their appointment with "Old Sparky," you don't call them GUESTS, you call them CONDEMNED, Ghosts-in-waiting, but not GUESTS..."And there were 13 guests at the Last Supper the night before his crucifixion"...That sentence cannot be read reasonably to include Jesus! Who wrote that frigging thing? I'll be damned if I'm going to consider Jesus-Effing-CHRIST a GUEST at the Last Frigging Supper!!! Maybe Michelangelo forgot somebody? Um, I hold that to be unlikely. Maybe the author of that quote is a FRIGGING MO-RON like Trump or Larry Laughlin or that unsightly...Terri Lynn Rote, that non compus mentis MO-RON-ETTE...Maybe it is the frigging Knights Templar...I end on an ambivalent, contentious note. Good NIGHT.

Friday the 13th "STUNNER"!

Holy macaroons, Syracuse, the "Arenge," who last weekend beat my Beloved Pitt "Panthers"...Wow, 27-24, too, maybe there is something to this day...who beat the No. 2 orange-clad "Tagers" of Clemson last year in a stunner, Syracuse now, just beat...are you fucking kidding me?..#2...Clemson 27-24.

Okay, that was confusing. Unranked Syracuse whose nickname is the "Orange" beat #2 ranked Clemson, who wear orange, just now 27-24. Last weekend the 'Cuse beat Pitt 27-24 (Pitt was extremely unranked). Last year, Pitt beat Clemson who were also ranked second. Clemson went on to win the national championship despite the ignominy last year. So yeah. We have that STUNNER.


Syracuse stuns Clemson behind Eric Dungey's big night


Any other word, could you guys just use ANY other word? No? Alright then. Good night stun guns.