Monday, April 29, 2024

Paper Moon

"If you WERE my pa, it'd be different" (you could legally have the $200). Positive sense. Beginning of movie.

"If I knew you WASN'T my pa..." (dropping me off wouldn't be such cruel child abandonment). Double-negative sense. "I'm not your pa," Moze replies. Penultimate scene. He refuses to walk her to her aunt's door. He knows she will recognize him (from prior meeting(s)) or will see the resemblance as the mourners did at the grave site in the opening scene. 

In the scene where Moze is lying beat up below street level, having lost everything (his and Addie's), Addie keeps her "sunny side up". We can get it all back, do a little widow business, drop some twenties. Moze looks at her and Addie, such feminine intuition, says, "You're going to drop me off at my aunt's, ain't you?" Moze nods.

Does he drop her off so as not to involve her in his criminality any longer, as a loving father might do? He doesn't have the "scruples" for that.

In the very last scene, Addie, running away from her aunt's house, runs after Moze's truck. He has paused to take a cigarette break, finds the paper moon picture card "To Moze from Addie" that she stuck between the seats. He is torn, he sighs heavily, looks about, and sees the little figure running toward him in his side mirror. As she comes closer and he recognizes her he leaps from the truck and sternly says, "I told you I don't want you ridin' with me no more!" He could have driven off without getting out of the truck. And as my son pointed out, he could have gotten back in the truck and driven off leaving her stranded on the road when the truck starts to roll away. Instead he grabs her luggage and wearily tells her, "Come on." He only does that because she guilts him into it over the $200. 

Beyond a reasonable doubt theirs was a transactional relationship in petty criminality at base. Addie had Moze by the short hairs throughout, she knew she had, and she had more and more as his involvement of her, a child!, in so much of his criminality continued. The relationship not exclusively transactional for Addie, it is clear that she loved Moze, as Tatum did Ryan; both Addie and Tatum wanted reciprocal love if it was father-daughter and if it wasn't, but when the chips were down Addie had no problem playing the transactional card and did from beginning to end. There is no evidence that Moze loved Addie as his child. He did not look after her interests and safety as even a responsible guardian.

There is one scene where Addie calls Moze' bluff on dropping her off. It is one of my favorites. They have money in excess of Addie's $200 (thanks to Addie). She wants to give a little to the "poorly" people that they just passed in the car. Moze refuses and reasserts his decision-making authority over bible price-setting. Addie reasserts her authority: "It's my money too you know, $200 belongs to me, and don't you forget that!" Moze rejoins that she can just take her $200 and he'll drop her off at the nearest train station. "How do you like that!" Addie crawls over the front seat to the back to get the money box. Oh shit (in Moze's head). He overplayed his hand and knows it:

Whaddya doin? (in Moze' head). Addie pulls out a map and tells Moze he can drop her off at the train station [names place]. Where's that, Moze asks. HERE! Addie replies. All the way over there, I'm not taking you all the way over there. "Then there's one at Sylvan Grove", Addie. "We gotta go through Lucas", Moze. "We gotta go through somethin' to get to Sylvan Grove!", Addie. "I am not complainin', I'm just saying it will take us through Lucas!", Moze. Addie names several other towns they have to go through to get to Sylvan Grove. "Oh, we could do some business [in those towns]", Moze. "I'm getting hungry, are you getting hungry?", Moze. "Uh-huh," in the sweetest voice. She can afford to be conciliatory--she won! She gathers up her boxes to put them back and then,

It is the sweetest look of love. She loves him and this scene is a little on the he-loves-her side of the slide rule.

This is as clear as the movie makes it that Moze IS Addie's real father and DOES intend to abandon her. As the credits roll and the ending music plays they drive off together. Consistent with that, they could "re-earn" the money together and he drop her off, or just abandon her, again. That is more real life and the screenwriter was exquisitely artful in leaving paternity in this ambiguity. It was also Ryan O'Neal's real life as a father to Tatum. But it is painful to me. I have a soft spot for children.

Death in Death Valley

“Roster-wise, everybody talks about the firepower [that the🌞have]...but it's a super important thing. You can't just go out there and think you're going to win off talent. The game is more complicated than that."-United Wholesale Mortgage 🌞 employee Devin Booker

Yeah. πŸ”₯πŸ”‹ is not be-all, end-all. Hell, you can win practically 45 games every year in the Association with YMCA league πŸͺ«! You need "connectivity", you need to play with "intentionality", you need a "Culture". But God, you do need πŸ”₯πŸ”‹. If you want to win a championship. If you don't, if you just want to fleece your fans 41 times a year then you can do that with πŸͺ«.

UMW🌞are in a tight spot. Their business model is mortgaging, right? Well, they've mortgaged their corporate basketball team's future to Kevin Durant, the afore-quoted Devin Booker, and Bradley Beal. They used their draft capital through the remainder of this decade and into the 2030's as collateral for the mortgage. Owner Mat Isbia is, of course, a billionaire, but the new Collective Bargaining Agreement is mucho punitive on wholesalers who mortgage their franchise's future. Mat can afford to pay the "luxury tax" that the Association levies for this luxurious roster but the new CBA also limits a billionaire’s ability to complete his luxurious home even if faulty construction leaves the top floors unfinished! Mat’s going to have to employ scrap he finds behind the local Y rather than expensive marble craftsmen to finish the job. It is difficult to envision beauty in the finished product. We wish Mat the best.


🧊 🧹 United Wholesale Mortgage 4-0 last night

Mortgage market crashed this season in the Desert.

True, the 🎑πŸ”₯ is a blight on my late golden harvest, but everyone has something. Except for them I will have had a great ending to my life.

Whenever my time is up I can look back on these retirement years as the happiest ones of my life.

Sunday, April 28, 2024

Yep, too tough a lift for Doc's Crew. FT Indy (3-1) 126 Beer 113

I don't know what the timetable is for Giannis' return; Dame just hurt himself so I don't expect him back before Tyoosday. Without Antetokounmpo though, Indiana has a real good chance to close this out in two days. I am very happy for Indiana, who have never won shit since the merger, but you hate to see this season from hell for Milwaukee, a good team in a city of good people with a a former MVP and one of the most cerebral players in the game (Giannis is going to be a coach or exec when he's finished playing), but, unfortunately, with GM who has badly damaged this franchise: the draft picks, the foregone draft picks; even the trade for Lillard is viewed, I read, as a loss for Milwaukee; firing Adrian Griffin mid-season. I forget that dumb ass's name but he really fucked up this season.

The best front office in the Association is OKC. The best front office in the East is in Boston. Then either New York or Miami, but Milwaukee's front office is a train wreck, Charlotte Midwest, Cleveland North. There are some bad orgs in the East and unfortunately a former champion is now one of them. I just hate to see that. But...congratulations to Indy if they close this out, this has been a magical (and lucky) season for them. They've been a great story all season with their pinball scoring. 

I think Cleveland's done. They're so gutless they make the Celtics look like a team of Nietzsches. And Miami doesn't have enough talent. Indy has NO chance against New York or Phila and none of them have a chance against Beans. It's the Eastern pennant by default this year. Boston's not going to beat Denver, there's no way. The West is best and the East is Least. Agayne. 

I hope that I speak for "Heat" fans that this is it for this core. I want no more of "we have enough" from Spoelstra when he has averaged 45 wins for ten straight seasons and hasn't gotten close to winning a championship. There better be some furniture replacement, no rearrangement, in the off-season. I don't believe in 601 Biscayne. I know better than 99% of cognos what to expect year in and fucking year out. You don't have enough Biscaya Bambino and if you go through a desultory summer again, you need your heads examined. I will never pay money to see a "Heat" regular season game again and will follow them intermittently and with knowledge of the ending. Fool me three times, shame on you. Full me a fourth time and you can forget it. I'm not that big a dullard. I want a whale, major moves in the summer. This basketball franchise is ceding Greater Miami's attention and good God, don't you know in your C suites that there's a lot of options for fans besides the inevitable 45-47. Beware 601 Biscayne, my sense is that you are on a very short leash with the fans, and one more big toe injury to Jimmy, one more horrific optic of him watching the Miami tennis open on a Saturday and sitting out a Sunday game for not feeling well, one more disinterested series of regular season games and it is reasonable, nay likely, that you will see see impatient, angry booing if you bring back this same YMCA team. You could lose the city's attention to a promising NFL team, to the "Panthers" hockey team, to UM, not the "Marlins" who are dysfunctional, but to sun and fun and beautiful people on South Beach. We have no interest in 45-37 forever.

 Okay, I've given the "Heat" enough shit on the header. Alexis BE GONE!

HT Indy 67 Beer 64

Like the Clips against Dallas, Beer trails this series 2-1. Both games were crucial to the trailing side. Clips didn’t have Kawhi, but man they had so much besides: George Paul, Beard, Westbrick. Beer doesn’t have Giannis or Dame. This is a tough lift for Doc.

Indiana Marymount 33 Male Deer 33, End 3Q

 Opie Tobbin, ex-Quake, is GAME HIGH with 9!

Well, if I didn't I didn't miss anything.

Have I checked the news even once today? Holy shit, I don't think so!

In Indy, Doc's Crew, minus the two big bucks, lead the "Pacers" 12-11, but it is early

FAT CUBAN HORSE PUT DOWN!

La-La Clip-Clip evened the series at tyoo with the 116-111 dub in Big D. Clips blew a 31-point lead. Bed Bugs put the Fat Cuban Horse in front for the first time since the first quarter with 2:05 left to play, but the Clips retook the lead and never gave it back again.

Indiana Marymount-Beer at 7 pm. Beer without both Giannis and Dame :|

FAT HORSE RUNNING! 61-71, 8:40, 12-5 3Q

 


HT Fat Cuban Horse 49 La-La Brick-Brick 66

For a team with Bed Bugs Irving and Doncic, that's not insurmountable. Especially since LAC doesn't have Kawhi. GO CLIPS!

BEARD! 18-FORTY-TWO!!!! 🀣


OMG 16-39 END 1Q! 🀣

LAC was 8/11 from three! πŸ‘ πŸ˜‚



Fat Cuban Horse 14 La-La Beard-Beard 30, 1:28 1Q, Horse Full Stall Break


26.7%, that is soo “Heat”

A “Heat” game has broken out in Big D. 12-24, 2:05 1Q

Brunson’s 47 is a Playoff Record for NY

Speaking of the Fat Cuban Horse (2-1): 10 11 La-La Beard-Beard, 5:35 1Q

FT Phila. 92 New York 97 (3-1)

Brunson finished with 47 points, 10 asts and only 1 turnover.

Embiid had 27 and 10.

Maxey, 23. 

The Jalen Brunson Show off-Broadway, on-Broad Street today.

Do you know he was a SECOND ROUND draft pick? Taken 33rd by the Fat Cuban Horse in 2018.

Holy shit, Quakers 90 Quakes 95, :26.9. Brunson has FORTY-FIVE. Joel had 50 in G3. Two ELITE teams.

And it was an and-1. 61-54. Brunson with 26.

There is one other Quake in d.d., Obi Wan Kenobi with 10. Quakers have fo' guys who have scored 10+. Joel and Electric have 18.

OF COURSE. I just write that and he scores. 61-53, Brunson has 25.

Quakers putting some distance, 61-51, 12-4 3Q. Brunson hasn't scored since HT.

In my late movie phase I have watched Peter Sellers, who was an asshole to his kids, Ryan O’Neal, who was an asshole to his kids, Jeanne Dielman, directed by Chantal Akerman, who was an asshole, and Stanley Kubrick, who was an asshole to Shelley Duvall. Seems like there’s a lot of assholes in the acting biz.

Quakers 59-51, 8:55 3Q, Quakes FTO

This is a GREAT series.

God, Jalen Brunson has 23 points at HT. Almost exactly half their points! He's a phenomenal player and a good guy. Villanova Guy.

HT Quakers 49 Quakes 47

Manchester City beat Nottingham 2-0 in the Forest. We are one pernt behind first place Arsenal with a game in hand. Arsenal have three left, we have four. For the Sheriffs, the result was expected but ominous. They sit 17th in the table, one point from splashing into Coca-Colar ahead of Luton Town. If Luton goes down you know who is position to come up? Fucking another Town, no not Huddersfield, IPSWICH. I don't think Ipswich has ever been in the Premier League. Too many towns in English soccer's top flights.

It has been so many hours that I can't remember how I fell down that internet rabbit hole on Shelley Duvall, but it was a disturbing, disturbing fall. Stanley Kubrick was cruel to Duvall, it really was like Stockholm Syndrome. And Ryan O'Neal was an asshole to Tatum, he was no father to her. And Chantal Akerman was an asshole. Peter Sellers was an asshole. Maybe I should end my movie watching.

7’6”ers 9 Jalen Brunson 7

“It’s not just aging. It’s violence.”

I literally dropped my phone in shock when I saw this current photo of Shelley Duvall.


“I was a star; I had leading roles,” she said, solemnly shaking her head. She had parked in the town square for a takeout lunch — chicken salad, quiche and sweetened iced coffee, finished off with a drag of a Parliament. She lowered her voice. “People think it’s just aging, but it’s not. It’s violence.”

 
Stanley Kubrick’s physical and emotional demands of her in The Shining, this scene in particular, 127 takes,

caused her hands to bleed, her face and eyes to become red, tear-stained, swollen and puffy, her hair to fall out--a nervous breakdown. Later, she descended into mental illness.

Kubrick was inspired to cast her in his film after seeing her in Mr. Altman’s “3 Women.”

“He said: ‘I like the way you cry.’”
 
Duvall played the role of a woman suddenly trapped, isolated, made a hostage to a man who himself descended into murderous madness. Kubrick intentionally instilled terror in the cast members, especially Duvall, as well as in the audience. He kept the details of Jack Nicholson’s “axe door” scene from her. He recreated the conditions of the screenplay in Shelley Duvall the person. The Shining took 500 days to film, one scene 127 takes. She was isolated on set, ignored and demeaned. She had no idea until she saw the final cut what was to come in the scene with the twin girls “and what was behind them”, the flood of blood. “It was scary, very scary.” She speaks fondly of working with Kubrick. Indeed, those taken captive come to identify with their captors, a response given the label, Stockholm Syndrome. 

So, Shelley Duvall was not acting in those scenes “crying in pain, fear, and exhaustion”, she was “enduring a trauma response.”


The former “Texas Twiggy”,



last acted in 2002, moved out of L.A. and now lives in a small Texas town.

Mimi-Beans

“They set the tone with their disposition. ...They were the more physical team. They bodied us, bullied us on screens, got through stuff, distorted screens, everything, flattened us out. ... So you have to credit them for that. They were the more physical team, the team with more physicality and force on both ends of the court.”—Spo




FT La-La Bron-Bron 129 Pebbles 108

To absolutely nobody's surprise, LeBron James led the way.

James scored 30 points, Anthony Davis added 25 points and 23 rebounds…(AP for Espo)

When America Worked

 

NASA hears from Voyager 1, the most distant spacecraft from Earth, after months of quiet


Launch, Sept. 5, 1977



The most distant spacecraft from Earth stopped sending back understandable data last November. Flight controllers traced the blank communication to a bad computer chip and rearranged the spacecraft's coding to work around the trouble.

It takes 22 1/2 hours to send a signal to Voyager 1, more than 15 billion miles (24 billion kilometers) away in . The signal travel time is double that for a round trip.

hi


Saturday, April 27, 2024

May I borrow your double-edged axe?

"We have enough to get the job done,"-Spo. 

Also, what's his address?

La-La Bron-Bron Get One, 119-108

A proud franchise, a proud man, I'm happy they got one. They deserved it.

The faces of Tatum O'Neal. Little devil-angel. My God, what an actor in this movie.*More*Still More

I am reposting this as the last post of the night. Paper Moon is a perfect movie. Young Tatum O’Neal was a phenomenon.

 

 
 

 



 








I don't even have to look

 

Solitary

Poor

Short

Flotsam

Jetsam

Which corporate team is more humiliated, πŸš€Mortgage or 🎑?

We ask the deep ontological questions here. Let's proceed.

Both teams reinforced reputations: πŸš€Mortgage for their headquarter city's culture of failure and the fetish for masochism (humiliation type).

🎑for their reputation as a work force of high school dropouts (in basketball) awarded PhD's (in basketball) and paid according to their fraudulent sheepskins.

πŸš€Mortgage lost by 23 to an extremely similarly dull group of Amway employees in a seminar taught in an Amway classroom with Amway professors who spoke a language that might as well have been Chinese to the Ohio rubes.

🎑lost in their own headquarters by the extremely similar margin of 20 IQ points to however, certified basketball brainiacs.

πŸš€Mortgage was expected to win their test against Amway's scholars and expected to win themselves! So much so that they deliberately got the answers wrong in their last pre-Big Test practice so that they could get matched against Amway. Now they are tied at two tests (out of a possible seven, first to four) won apiece.

🎑was expected to lose their test series with alacrity. They may yet but they have already won one test.

To this one oncologist it comes down to the fetish. πŸš€Mortgage employees like humiliation; 🎑employees really don't. 

Ergo, the most humiliated (unwanted) corporation tonight is 🎑.

Thank you for reading. Enjoy the rest of your fucking weekend.

Mimi outscored them by 6 in the 4Q but the comeback was -20 short



Sounds like a really entertaining game, sorry I missed it, I was decapitating “Heat” bobblehead dolls.

“Heat” on 18-17 run to cut it to -23

HT Mimi 39 Beans 63



12-27, 10:51 2Q. Beans 6-0 2Q.

I am so pissed right now.

Mimi on track to score 48 points this game. 12-21, End 1Q

You know what the score is with 1’ left 1Q? 12-19

It’s like following a “Steelers” or Iowa tackle football game B-O-R-I-N-G.

Pro-Israel Counter-Protester Shouts “KILL THE JEWS”, Gets 100 Pro-Palestine Protesters Arrested

Happened at Northeastern U in Beans. There’s video and everything. “KILL THE JEWS” was reported to the NE administration and they naturally assumed it came from the peaceful pro-Palestine students and called in the law.

These two fine teams of professionals are shooting 9/36

Bam is Crazed: 5 pts, 5 rebs, 9’

Mimi made another basketπŸ₯³ 6-14

3-10, 6:53 1Q Mimi FTO

The "Heat" are 1/9 (0/3); Beans 4/12 (2/4).

Brown 3-10

Porzingis 8-3.

Porzingis 5 "Heat" 3, 8:59 1Q

Mimi 2 Beans 3, 10:04 1Q

5 Straight Misses, Both Teams! 0-0, 10:49 1Q (early)

Okay, Mimi, Beans, whatcha got?

"Thunder" (3-0) Rolls Over Disgruntled Pelicans 86-105

HT Disgruntled Pelicans 46 OKC 60. ("Thunder" fittin' ta put 'em ina 3-0 hole.)

Cavs didn’t just lose, they were an 

embarrassment. Where was their 

toughness? – Terry Pluto



CLEVELAND, Ohio – For the Cavs, this wasn’t simply a playoff loss in Orlando. It was a debacle, an embarrassment and a game that brought up the question of their toughness.

…the Cavs seemed overwhelmed by the Magic’s energy and intensity.



How intelligent are NBA coaches? I don’t know the answer. On one extreme you have Erik Spoelstra? On the other Joe Mazzulla. And J.B. Bickerstaff?:
 

“They set the tone,” said Cavs coach J.B. Bickerstaff. “They played with a sense of urgency. This game is about the need to set the tone early.”

The πŸš€ DID set the tone early, 6-0, 10-3. They led by 1 after 1, by NINE at HT. So what is Bickerstaff talking about?


And what of sports pencils IQ? These excerpts are all by one man, the Man from Pluto. He quoted Bickerstaff incomprehensible comment, and then follows it with,

Perhaps the worst thing that happened Thursday was Orlando missing its first nine shots. By the middle of the first quarter, the Cavs had a 10-3 lead.


Ballgame, the Cavs seemed to think.

They thought wrong.


Which is directly contrary to the point he vouched for from Bickerstaff. (?)

They thought like a team with no interest in defense, no inner grit to bounce back once Orlando found its confidence.


HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS?

Donovan Mitchell…seemed distracted, not driving to the rim or pushing the pace. He seemed to have his leg or something bothering him near the end of the second quarter of Game 2.

…the Cavs...seemed frozen, unable to react to the first time they were challenged in this series.

? They lost by THIRTY-EIGHT in G3. What do you mean today was "the first time they were challenged?" This article made me question the intelligence quotient of Cleveland's coach, Cleveland's lead sportswriter. This article didn't make me question the intelligence of Cleveland people.

Look at the time I screenshotted and pub. time.


It was a one-point Magic edge with 7:08 remaining in the third quarter. Cavs coach J.B. Bickerstaff called timeout, hoping to give his team a chance to regroup. But before both sides walked to their respective benches, Darius Garland and Jalen Suggs had to be separated after going face to face, chest to chest and nose to nose — a brief on-court altercation that sent a jolt through the arena and fueled the home team.

The Magic outscored Cleveland 20-3 over the next seven minutes…

[I read the double-T’s in the play-by-play and thought it was odd timing, but had no idea it was a turning point.]


At the 5:34 mark of the fourth, with the Magic headed for a second straight victory, the in-arena music started to blare.

We will, we will rock you. We will, we will rock you.

Magic players started singing and dancing along (!) to the beat. The afternoon party was on. Orlando has its swag back…

You see!

 


FT 112-89

You remember πŸš€deliberately lost--in game!--their last game to get this matchup with Amway. Now, they're going that-a-way.

FT Amway Magic 112 πŸš€Mortgage Cavaliers 89 (2-2)

 

THEY QUIT! The lead is up to THIRTY

You See!

 

I'm not being an asshole, well, I am, but I'm truthful, it would "disappoint" the entire city of Cleveland if any of its sports teams "finished strong". They LIKE the pain. It is who they are.

And you LOVE it!

Jonathan Danilich
@jdanilich
I don’t have faith in the Cavs to win another game.
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2H: 50-15

98-73, 8:47 4Q. The people of Cleveland are the ones who lost this game, not the players, the people of the city.

They are professional victims. They revel in their own disgrace.

94-73, 9:31 4Q. BLOW. OUT. It's trending toward last game's.

Oh who said that that's right me

Greg Swartz
@GregSwartzBR
Cavs are still way too soft. No adjustments. No fight back when things get tough. Same issues from 2023 are still in the DNA of this team.
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Cleveland is just disgraceful. I mean the city, the people.

I have seldom seen anything like this. The "Magic" didn't make a run, Cleveland GAVE UP! 88-70, End 3Q

 


Two teams with near-identical records and the one with the slightly lesser outscores the other THIRTY-SEVEN TO 10. CLEVELAND DIDN'T SCORE A POINT IN THE LAST 5:25 OF PLAYING TIME!

84-70! AMWAY 33-10 3Q!

Oh God. 82-70 now. Cleveland is so SOFT!

74-70, 4:16 3Q, πŸš€FTO

 

Oh boy. πŸš€ falling. 74-67, 5:28 3Q

Somebody check on Fedor.

Wally

Putin Didn’t Directly Order Alexei Navalny’s February Death, U.S. Spy Agencies Find


"The assessment doesn’t dispute Putin’s culpability for Navalny’s death, but rather finds he probably didn’t order it at that moment".πŸ˜‚

68-67. Runs happen. We’ll see.

67-67, 6:10. Amway 16-7 3Q

Magic Happening! 65-67

HT Amway Magic 51 πŸš€ Mortgage Cavaliers 60

That’s a pretty steep deficit for a normal 47-win team against a 48-win team. πŸš€ in control.

Amway 22 πŸš€ Mortgage 23, End 1Q

πŸš€ led by 7 in the opening Q. Since I made the 6-0 parallel, Amway led 31-21 End 1Q in G3. Then, the game was already lost. This won obviously not. But Amway still did come back the same beginning deficit.

πŸš€Mortgage began G3 6-0 and lost 121-83.

They began today's game 6-0 and trail 11-10, 5:48 1Q.

Beans

Tatum had some nice drives but also missed some midranges. He grew visibly frustrated as the game wore on. 

This is going to be a typical "Celtics"-"Heat" series in one respect at least: I am going to spend too much time analyzing the "Celtics".

Wow. Liverpool Drew at West Ham

I truly thought they were destined to win the league in tribute to Jurgen Klopp. They’ve about now played themselves out of contention! Having played two fewer matches than City they are third, one point and seven points behind us, and in one less game are two points and eight goals behind first-place Arsenal. They only have three matches left before season’s end; City have five and Arsenal four. Yep, barring collapses, Klopp will go out a loser. They are a shocking 1-2-2 in their last five league matches down the stretch.

Good by D.C. Authorities

From The Washington Post’s report by Peter Hermann [via the Atlanta Journal-Constitution]: D.C. police rejected pleas from George Washington University officials to clear pro-Palestinian demonstrators out of an on-campus encampment early Friday morning, saying they worried about the optics of moving against a small number of peaceful protesters, according to two officials familiar with the talks.

Officers had assembled around 3 a.m. and were prepared to enter the encampment, but senior leaders in the police chief’s and mayor’s office ordered them to stand down, the officials said. The demonstrators were small in number and largely peaceful, and the city officials told their university counterparts they wanted to avoid images of violent altercations between police and protesters flashing across TV screens across the country. The George Washington campus is just west of downtown Washington, five blocks from the White House.


They must not do this and they did not. The protesters have the right to protest peacefully and tenting on university land and chanting and shouting is peaceful. Israel and Jewish supporters must be careful here. 

Elda Brogi
@eldaelda
“The Gaza crisis is truly becoming a global crisis of the freedom of expression,” @Irenekhan
 UN Special Rapporteur for Freedom  of Opinion & Expression https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/

Pro-Israel's, let that sink in deep. Israel was attacked in the most barbaric manner. The world was on your side. Now you have shifted the battle space to freedom of expression. You will lose that battle even as you win the war against Hamas.

Take this Q and A in the the Forward with Adam Lehman, chair of Hillel:

What’s your take on the rise of anti-Israel activity on campuses in the past week, and universities’ tougher responses to those protests —  including calling in the police to arrest students at Columbia and Yale, among other campuses?

 These out-of-control encampments [No.] are hugely problematic. They are preventing students from taking advantage of the campus activities [too bad] they’re supposed to be focused on. However well-meaning some of the protest activities may be, they’re fostering a culture of harassment and intimidation [Gotta be more specific] focused on Jewish students, Israeli students, and in some cases even leading to physical assault.

This current wave of protest activities is just straight ahead trafficking in discriminatory, exclusionary and sometimes violent language
[have to give examples] that we would not tolerate if it was being directed at any other minority population or group.

They cannot with justice demand that the state suppress free speech even if that speech, WRONGLY, labels Israeli action in Gaza genocide. Speech that calls for violence against Jews--OR ANYONE--is not protected speech. Arrests of pro-Palestinian squatters and protesters is unconstitutional. Pro-Israel people should support peaceful pro-Palestine protests and counter with peaceful pro-Israel protests. They should not call on the state to suppress pro-Palestine speech and arrest pro-Palestine supporters and squatters. When they do, the state, as the District of Columbia did, should refuse. Clap out to D.C.

Good Writing by Oliver Fox

The Celtics lost and I’m 

not okay


This can’t happen again.

The Celtics can not lose to the Heat on a string of mathematically outlandish shooting performances again. They can not stand around like deer in a boxing ring made out of headlights again as their opponents rain threes on their bewildered heads. They can not look confused or defeated when Miami brings their A-game when the Celtics were bracing for a chill C+.

And it’s not going to happen again, but we all got a glimpse of what it could look like if it did on Wednesday night. Armed with their recently-outlawed bioweapon known as M.I.S.S. (Miami Induced Shell Shock), the Heat proceeded to make every three in human history as the Celtics MISSed (see what I did there) every opportunity to take control of the game.

It’s not like the Celtics got blown out, and they had lots of chances to snag that game from the inevitably encroaching jaws of defeat. Jaylen Brown scored 11-straight points to close out the half, but the Celtics failed to follow it up with a strong start to the third. Derrick White brought a lightning-strike six points to cut the lead to five in the fourth quarter, but the Heat had the answer.

Each time Boston tried to finally turn the tide, Miami hit a three. It was a brutal spectator experience, made even worse by the fact that I’m actually in Germany right now and stayed up until 3:45 AM to watch the game. I’ve endured the Heat’s barrages of black magic before, but doing it with the throes of physical exhaustion is a whole new animal. 

In no way did the Celtics deserve to win or had the game stolen, as they certainly didn’t and it certainly wasn’t. Boston was outworked, outplayed, and most of all outshot to a degree that a win would have felt disingenuous. I still would have accepted a disingenuous win, but Miami earned it.

But there’s a certain cruelty to how they earned it, hearkening back to every insufferable tendency that sank the Celtics last year and doing so in a way that defies logical understanding. Boston could have weathered a storm of threes, but Miami left the rain clouds at home and brought an avalanche to TD Garden.

Avalanches are the deadly cousins of rainstorms. Someone at the wrong place at the wrong time could get into trouble in the rain, but avalanches have an uncontrollable license to kill whenever they decide to appear. And while rain clouds give some warning to potential victims, an avalanche can happen in the blink of an eye.

The Heat didn’t just make a bunch of threes Wednesday night to beat the Celtics; they threw the entire force of their organization behind making a bunch of threes. Never before have I seen a team so maniacally committed to finding and launching threes, nor did it seem like the Celtics ever had either. Per NBA tracking, most of these shots were wide open (closest defender 6+ feet away) or only lightly contested. Shooting nearly 53.5 percent from deep is a preposterous clip, but none of them were crazy shots.

If anything, the Heat played Celtics basketball. Everyone on the roster was clearly under instructions to fire at will, and everyone from Jaime Jacquez Jr. to Haywood Highsmith was locked and loaded to produce as many points as possible from beyond the arc. These guys are below average shooters, but found an endless well of confidence in the face of a confused Celtics team.

The Celtics rightly didn’t offer too much resistance, since letting a shaky shooter launch triples isn’t always the worst strategy defensively. But that mindset only holds water with guys that would rather drive than shoot, such as Giannis Antetokounmpo or Ja Morant. …

But the Heat do not have Giannis Antetokounmpo or Ja Morant. They have Nikola Jovic and Delon Wright, guys who were in and out of NBA rotations all year and aren’t polished scorers at any level. For them, if Head Coach Erik Spoelstra said “take a three whenever you have the chance,” they aren’t giving up any real advantages by doing so. 

The Heat hit a ton of threes and won the game, that’s the truth of the matter. But we’re not going to sit here and play the victim since I’m fresh out of victim juice after last year, so instead I’ll end with a personal apology mixed with a lesson.

I underestimated these guys… again. I wrote not one, not two, but three articles explaining how the Heat are not to be feared nor are they even really our rivals. For all of that, I would like to issue a formal apology.

I naively hoped that this would be easy, that this Celtics team was different and would be able to dispatch of this buffoonery without the same strife and anguish of seasons past. I naively believed that the universe-bending lightning of last season couldn’t strike twice. But of course it wasn’t going to be easy, since this hydra of a team won’t die no matter how many heads you cut off.

So in an official CelticsBlog press release, I declare the Miami Heat an official rival of the Boston Celtics. Filled with hatred for the life decisions that resulted in my total dejection and despair at the rich hour of four in the morning, I had no choice but to take this step. I’m not happy about throwing my highly-sophisticated historical explanation out the window, but I’m so sick of these guys that I had to.

The good news? Now that the Heat are an official, Oliver Fox Approved™ Rival, the Celtics can unleash their full fury to sink this ship once and for all without worrying about historical justification. They should be closing out on threes like these guys are their mortal enemies, because—as of now—they are.

πŸ‘ πŸ‘ Oliver Fox. You’ll win this series because you’re so much more talented. But. however. Stupidity is the great leveler of talent disparity and you have the greatest leveler in the whole history of the basketball miniverse. You know who I mean. It is not as simple as your simpleton coach instructing your players to patrol the arc. Master Spoelstra will have some different wrinkle(s) plural and your guy will have to think. Which...My entire Carnival ship of buffoons hates your org as its mortal enemy and has for decades. You know you can't spell hate without h-e-a-t. You're late to the hate and far behind. You’ll win tonight because we’re at home, your advantage, the maddening fury of which only a true fan like you can appreciate, as the North Pole appreciates its mortal enemy the South Pole. You're a good writer. Get some sleep.

🎑πŸ”₯ is playing with the home court disadvantage at 6:00 pm in the afternoon Normal Cop Time so 🫘 will win and if they don’t I *may* suck one dick very briefly.

Suns Set on United Wholesale Mortgage

🧊 iced them 109-126 last night to put them in a 0-3 gopher hole as dues-paying stakeholders fled the Footfault and it rained boos from the desert skies.

I have hot water for the first time in a month, a cat that hasn’t drawn blood in three days, a 2016 Nissan Versa that’ll be bad as new when it gets out of the shop, which gives me a chance to walk. I have enough and don’t want more, just happy as can be living on Miami Beach.

Friday, April 26, 2024

Fucking Fat Cuban Horse Blowing Out La-La Beard-Beard 84-67

⬅️ 🧱: 0/7 (0/4), 1 ejectionπŸ™„πŸ€¦‍♂️

That was only my fifth time watching it in the last few days. FT (OT) IND (2-1) 121 MIL 118

OT in INDEE

You know how the "Heat" are something like 38-37 or whatever in the last two seasons with the "Big Three" Jimmy, Bam, Tyler? That means we had a better record without (all) of them playing. Do you think we should trade Jimmy this summer?

Holy Shit, Kris Middleton hit a 30' trey with 2.1" left to tie it. What a game. These are bitter rivals too. Like Serbia and Whoever.

BURNIN' THE BARNS IN INDY! 106-106, :56

My (second ex) Missus and I were conversating re who Trumpie will choose as his “running” “mate.” She suggested “that SD governor who wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore?” I said Noem wouldn’t do as she was running around with Corey Lewandowski. She didn’t think Trumpie should discriminate against women like that and did some more research. She sent me this and I responded as indicated.



39, sorry.

Dang, Indy led 38-22 after 1! :o

Male Deer Runnin'! 92-93, 9:11 4Q. 2-10 this Q

84-72

Oh, they don’t have Giannis.

Man, if Doc loses this series to the “Pacers”? Hoo Doc-ee.

Well, they are. I don’t know what they do in the fucking Midwest. Are they on Serbian time or something? Indiana Marymount leads 🍺 57-50, that’s right, deep into the second quarter to boot. Only 2’ and change left. smh.

What are they doing fucking playing basketball at this hour? Court’s over.

Rhona whatever her name is, her lawyers were paid for by the Trump Org. 

 I’m a decently smart guy, right? I know the “Heat” pretty well? I have NO idea what this girl is talking about. 

https://twitter.com/miaheatbeat/status/1783943254511083653

Man, there are some SMART peoplez out there.

Have you ever read or heard anybody disputing Erik Spoelstra's nous? Never. I have never read or heard him mentioned other than glowingly.

The third witness…is Gary Farro, a banker who is testifying on Friday about his work with Mr. Trump’s former lawyer and fixer on a $130,000 hush-money deal in 2016.

Reading these last-to-first:


6 minutes ago

Reporting from inside the courthouse

And now we're adjourned for the day. Trump looks utterly spent as he rises at the end of the long first week of testimony in his criminal trial. As he passes reporters, he grimaces, then glares, putting on a braver face as he leaves the courtroom.

[Erik Spoelstra]'s one of the greatest in-series adjusters in the history of the sport. Sometimes the scheme changes are subtle. In Game 2, they rang loud. From the opening tip, franchise fulcrum Bam Adebayo picked up the assignment on Jayson Tatum.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. That will fuck with Joe Mazz' Bean head!

“They make us think. They do this on one possession, then they do another thing on another possession, then they switch, then they don’t,” Kristaps Porzingis told reporters on Thursday. “So that can freeze you a little bit, because you start to think a little bit, then you rush.”

That WILL make you think. And it hurts Joe Mazz' head to think.

Placing Adebayo on Tatum kept the Celtics from getting to their preferred areas of the court expediently, as one doesn’t just bump Bam into submission. The lack of doubles meant fewer clear release valves on the weak side to swing to. Adebayo was almost omnipresent—trained on Tatum, which allowed him to remain engaged both on ball and as an active helper on switches. ...

It's brilliant! Imperfect analogy here: I once saw...what was that fucking big lug from Pitt's name?...Damn...guarding, successfully too, Steph Curry. The principle of verticality. ...Stephen Adams!

He [Bam] was the wellspring of a Heat defense that, by sheer force of will, junked up the Celtics’ best-laid plans. ...

...the Celtics,... managed only 32 attempts from deep. 

I can understand that. Having a Big on the perimeter makes you think twice about launching. I don't understand what comes right after that:

Miami successfully goaded Boston into a game that was not its own.

...the Celtics all noted the issue of having to close out better on the Heat shooters, who were wide open on a majority of their long-range attempts. 

Not ALL the "Celtics". Not the HEAD "Celtic".

...their [The "Heat's"] sudden departure from expectation is all part of the adaptation game.

Upon the foundation of Miami’s top-five defense, the Heat have been emboldened to ramp up the variance against a team that knows intimately what a procession of 3s does to an opponent. ...

Joe Mazz said post-game that the solution was for the "Celtics" OFFENSE to be more "efficient", that good Defense feeds off good Offense. It is just one more example that if a bird had Joe Mazz' brain it'd fly backwards.

...The percentages won’t always be there for the Heat the way they were in Game 2, but something tells me that the attempts are only half the fun. ...It’s the psychology of...[the thing].

Maybe the Celtics will actually bother to contest the likes of Haywood Highsmith from here on out, but Miami will relish in creating punishing obstacle courses all the same.

Guys like this, this guy's name is Danny Chau, can often write about basketball the way Jacques Derrida wrote about philosophy, in confusing, nonsensical gibberish, muddying the waters to make them look deep. Think Zach Lowe or, when he was with the Miami Herald, Ethan Skolnick. But I think Chau nails this. Spoelstra is so good because his strategies are so good and because they're sometimes so outside-the-box that the opposing coach (especially those named Joe Mazzulla) never thinks about it. As Porzingis said, Spo "makes you think". It's X's and O's + psychology.

Chau then posts this video clip sequence. The "Celtics" are totally helter-skelter on that play, a successful D-Ro trey. They have no idea what they're doing, no idea even what the "Heat" is showing them. Coaching.

[Derrick White] starts off attached to Tyler Herro, and by the time the ball gets to Duncan Robinson’s itchy trigger fingers, he’s out of the play entirely. It’s not just the 3s, it’s the work that Miami will put Boston through in defending them.