Sunday, September 13, 2026

Public Occurrences September 13, 2026

Trump: "Zelenskyy has to do one thing. He has to stop knocking out diesel fuel in Russia. ...There are plenty of other targets. Don’t hit diesel fuel, because that’s hurting, that’s hurting the world.” 


Trump was asked by a reporter if he had spoken with Zelenskyy following his recent conversation with Russia’s Vladimir Putin. He responded by calling on Zelenskyy to halt strikes against Russia.


So Putin told Trump Ukraine was being so successful striking Rus diesel facilities that there are gas lines and shortages. Rather than tell Putin to STOP THE WAR he called Zelensky and told him to stop attacking the fuel that powers the Rus war machine. See?

Ohio is the State of Schadenfreude!




Just look at these delectable morsels:




Move the franchise.

Schadenfreude Sunday

Bless Cleveland's heart, you can always count on them. 34-10 the final in Jax, they looked "awful" in preseason camp, Deshaun Watson was "horrible" today per The Man from Pluto, it just doesn't get any better than this.

Cleveland should hire Greg Schiano

This is the first game of the new season, the first game for a new Cleveland head coach, and the Jacksonville Jagyouarrs are, I would say embarrassing, but come on, throttling yet another pestiferous edition of the 💩 34-3, and there's still one quarter left.

HAALAND SAVES THE DAY! FT Manchester Unitard 0 Manchester CITY 1

25m ago

12.01 EDT

28 min Here’s what happened with the Foden red card.

Fernandes shoved Foden over from behind near the touchline.

As Foden fell, Fernandes had a short kick at the loose ball but instead caught Foden. (The alternative interpretation is Fernandes knew full well he was going to catch Foden and used the location of the ball as an excuse.)

Foden rolled backwards and pushed his studs into Fernandes’s stomach. It wasn’t especially violent, but by the laws of the game it constitutes violent conduct.

Them's the rules Phil. You knew it. 

25 min Foden doesn’t want to leave the field and is eventually told to do one by a hard-faced Erling Haaland.

Fernandes definitely had a kick at Foden and it’s a surprise he wasn’t booked. Foden’s response was instinctive, unwise and a clear red card.

I agree with Guardian there. That was stupid, Phil. Jesus Christ.

29m ago

11.55 EDT

VAR are checking this. Fernandes had a little kick at Foden, though in theory he was going for the ball. Foden rolled over and then shoved his studs into Fernandes’s stomach. Good luck getting away with that.


30m ago

11.54 EDT

23 min: Phil Foden sent off!

Crikey, what’s happened here. Phil Foden has been given a straight red for lashing out at Bruno Fernandes.

HT at Old Hosiery, Manchester Unitard 0 Manchester CITY 0

Oh GOD! City have played short a man since the 23' when Phil Foden was shown a red card. We'll be short the entire second half! I don't know what Phil did, but it better have been good. He likely cost us 2 or 3 points.

Manchester Unitard (1-1-1) vs MANCHESTER CITY (3-0) at Old Hosiery

 

The undersigned is feeling pretty good about the 🔥Team

 


🔥Team. ☄️Team. 45, you are my favorite "Heat" player

Davion Mitchell on the new look Miami Heat: “Fire team. Fire personalities, talent, hard workers. They did a really good job putting this team together for sure. All defensive 1st team. Already made that, for sure.”

Saturday, September 12, 2026

OH MY GOD! TALARICO STATE (4) COMES BACK TO BEAT OHIO (1) 24-23

TWENTY-ONE POINTS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER ERASED A 20-POINT OHIO LEAD AND TALARICO (!) "SHOCKS" (see your headlines) "STUNS" NO. 1!

The State of the Senate

 Talarico leads Paxton in Texas by 4 points: Poll

Hill

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Michigan


Maine


Georgia

North Carolina

Ohio

Democrats have the advantage across the most-watched races. For what it's worth, I consider Georgia and North Carolina as prohibitively Democratic. Texas, Michigan and Maine are toss-ups to my thinking, and Ohio is a lean Dem.

Talarico State (4) getting routed 20-3, 11:55 3Q

Talarico State (4) 0 Ohio (1) 3, 12:04 1Q

FT Pitt (2-0) 12 UCF 7

"Panthers" D Sacks QB, take over on downs, 1:23 left

UCF 4th 4, own 28, 1:29 4Q, UCF FTO

UCF 2nd 13 own 19, 2' left. ONE fucking mistake in the secondary and UCF wins

Pitt 3-and-out. UCF ball own 22, 2:19 left. God DAMN, "Panthers"!

Pitt 12 UCF 7, 2:51 4Q😬

 

HT In a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt, "Panthers" 12 UCF 0

Mason Heintschel had his most ineffective half as a "Panther": 13/22, 160 yards, 0 TDs. Pitt DOMINATED the 1H statistically: 12 1st downs to 2, 246-74 total yards, 20:24-9:36 T.o.P. But a close game on the scoreboard. "Panthers" were -7.

Pitt FIVE Central Flarida 0, :52 2Q

"Why does Rice play...

Notre Dame 42-0 HT.

Pubic Occurrences Trump Uber Alles

 


Yeah to both:

Greg Schiano goes for it on 4th and a foot at his own 34, and his offense gets stuffed on the tush push. BC converts a 4th and 3 on the next drive en route to a touchdown and a 7-0 lead.



Why did I live-blog Rutgers vs BC? Schianofreude

Maybe Rutgers Shouldn't Play Teams From Massachusetts?

Friday, September 11, 2026

BC was able to kneel it down 2 plays to preserve the dub. FT Boston College 28 Ruptures (0-2) 21

BC was -3 to win. The Scarlet have blushes two games in a row. They had an easy route to 3-1 to begin the season and are now ofer 2 with no. 14 Southern Cal on deck in impressive Shia Stadium. That will be 0-3. Then "Howard". The goal before the season was to improve on 5-7. After "Howard" they will resume B1G play: Indiana, at Maryland, at Northwestern, home to Meeshagan, at Wisconsin, home to Nebraska, at no. 16 Paterno-Sandusky, home to East Lansing Spartak. USC, Indiana and Paterno-Sandusky are predictable L's. 

Can they get to the bare minimum, 6-6? With 2 L's already in the books, a predictable L to USC, they would be ofer 3 before slaughtering the Bison. 1-3. Indy, 1-4, East Lansing Spartak (?), lets give them that one, 2-4; home to Meeshagan let's give them that one, 3-4; let's not go overboard on generosity, L at Wisc, 3-5; L at PSU, 3-6, at Mary, shoot, let's give it, 4-6; say they beat "Cornhuskers": 5-6; Northwestern, okay 6-6. Being generous, they could not unreasonably finish 6-6, the "goal" for the season. But ONE slip up, much less two or more, another 5-7, 4-8, or 3-9 record and Schiano will be cashiered.

3rd and 16 BC 25, :16 left

It's NOT over. BC 3rd and 7 BC 23, 1:27 left