Saturday, May 09, 2026

"Lakers" Dunked: 108-131 "Thunder" (3-0)

Barry Jackson: "Lessons learned" BY Miami from the Nine Teams Who Have Leapt the "Heat" in the Last FOUR YEARS

Q to the Nine Teams: "Why Haven't You Adopted the Miami Way?"

A: "Because we don't want to go 44-38 for twelve fucking years."

That's a point, Barry.

The answers for Barry Jackson are the same no matter who is learning from whom: No "lessons learned" (save a little shuffling)

It was April 10, 2022 — the final day of the NBA’s regular season — that the Heat stood atop the Eastern Conference standings. It hasn’t happened a single day in four seasons since.

[Since then] a bunch of teams jumped the Heat. Nine teams finished ahead of them in this season’s Eastern Conference standings.

Those nine do not include the injury-riddled Pacers...

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The Heat, frankly, could have schooled many of these teams on roster-building for the first 25 years of the Pat Riley era.

But those teams who jumped Miami didn't want to attend Pat Riley U!

For the Heat, there’s no lesson to be learned from tanking. There’s no lesson to be learned from Cleveland acquiring Donovan Mitchell...

Jackson's (601 Biscayne's) answers become tautological as here. There's no lesson from tanking because we're not tanking.

So I’m not going to sit here and say that most of these teams that jumped the Heat have discovered the magic elixir.

But in our view, there are a few lessons that could be learned — or at least ideas worth considering — from what other teams did the past four years:

Boston: There’s no lesson to be learned from landing generational talents high in the lottery...

Pause: Accepting Beans' offer of multiple draft picks to jump and draft non-generational-non-talent Justise Winslow is a lesson unlearned. Unpause

Indiana and Toronto: We understand the Heat doesn’t like trading a good player for another good player unless it believes the move clearly improves the team.

But sometimes, simply shuffling the pieces can help, in our view.

Lesson 1: learn how to shuffle.

New York: Let’s be real: The Knicks have risen to this spot mostly because they smartly projected that Jalen Brunson would be far better than he was...
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As it was explained to me [by 601 Biscayne], the Heat doesn’t prioritize collecting a bunch of first-round picks (though it got one in the Jimmy Butler trade with Golden State) because it’s trying to win every year. We get it. It’s a noble approach.

Pause: Nobility is not the word for it. Heads I win, tails you lose. Heads: Miami doesn't like first-round draft picks because it's trying to win every year. Tails: They're not winning every year because they don't have first round draft picks. We still don't like draft picks.  Unpause
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Philadelphia: For the Heat or anyone else, there’s absolutely nothing to be learned...

Atlanta and Toronto and Orlando. This can be summed in one word: Length! And adequate positional size.

Here I want to add the substance of a post that I drafted but didn't publish:

Erik Spoelstra invented positionless basketball. Pat Riley wasn't a particular fan but deferred.

That has resulted in roster homogenization. The ideal player for positionless is 6'6"-6'8". Tall enough to defend the post but not so tall that he's lumbering. Quick enough to defend Allan Iverson but not too small. A good shooter but not a ball hog. A good defender but not Dennis Rodman-inept at scoring. Every player is expected to be capable of playing all five positions and to be good at everything. Good but not great.

So Jackson's "adequate positional size" is really dumb. 

Spoelstra had always wanted to play fast-paced. So he fitted a version of Memphis "wheel" offense to the "Heat" last summer. Riley said in his season wrap-up that in Spo's offense who gets the shot is not dependent on who is a great shooter (since there are no great shooters, only equally good shooters) but on who ends up with the ball in the last 8-second trimester. Riley thinks "you gotta get the ball to your guys" (the great shooters. Spo doesn't think he has great shooters).

Conclusion: Riley is not going to get Spoelstra to play positional basketball.

La-La Lake-Lake (0-2) Okie Dokie, 8:30 pm

MISSED it. Sensitive City (1-2) Tops Zollner 116-109 in Pawn Shop

James Harden hit three clutch shots in the final two minutes...

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The 17-year veteran hit a 16-foot step-back jumper to extend the lead to 108-104. After a driving dunk by Cunningham, Harden made a floating 7-footer to put the lead back up to four.

Cunningham responded with a 3-pointer before Harden provided the decisive blow with 25 seconds remaining on a step-back 3-pointer while being guarded by Harris to make it 113-109.

Public Occurrences May 9, 2026

Putin Thinks Rus War on Ukraine Ending

“I think that the matter is coming to an end,” Putin told reporters of the Russia-Ukraine war... He also said he would be willing to negotiate new security arrangements for Europe and that his preferred negotiating partner would be Germany’s former Chancellor, Gerhard Schröder.

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Putin was speaking at the Kremlin after setting out his view of the war’s causes. He blamed “globalist” Western leaders, saying they promised NATO would not expand eastward after the 1989 fall of the Berlin Wall...

He is correct, we did. The U.S. through James Baker to Mikhail Gorbachev.

Viral Occurrences

Hantavirus


Three people are dead, seven others now ill in an outbreak of this rodent-carrying infection. Eight, including the three fatalities, were on board the Dutch luxury cruise ship MV Hondius. Two others, remote from the ship, were reported on Friday.

The mystery here is two-fold: 1) the vector 2) the infection of humans.

The Plague's was rodent-borne too, specifically fleas on rodents. The fleas "jumped ship", off the rats on ships and onto humans. The Plague was in the 14th century. Sanitation, rodent control, hygiene, and medicine have made some progress in seven centuries. Therefore it was surprising that rodents would be aboard a luxury liner like the Hondius. Indeed, this outbreak is "the first of its kind documented on a ‌ship".

Too, Hantavirus has a harder jump to make to humans than the small, hopping fleas of the Plague. Hantavirus needs to make a Great Leap, either by a bite from a rodent or, gross alert, inhalation of aerosolized urine of the rodent. How do either of those happen to six people on a luxury cruise ship in the 21st century? You're thinking six different people did not kiss an infected rodent onboard the Hondius, that the outbreak started with rodent-to-human infection and then spread from human to human. I am too! But...

Human-to-human transmission is extremely rare. There was like one reported case before the Hondius. World Health Organization testing has determined that the hantavirus onboard the ship is the Andes variant, "the only hantavirus species known to be capable ⁠of limited transmission between humans, through close and prolonged contact, according to the WHO." Thus, "WHO officials have repeatedly said the risk to the public at large is not high and the virus is not transmitted easily."

Easier than WHO thinks! In the two cases reported Friday, one was a woman who became ill after sitting "near" (not "next to") one of the infected cruise passengers on a plane flight.

Viruses are a bitch, as we all know from our experience with COVID-19. Viruses mutate so frequently that human virus hunters are always a step behind. The behavior of this hantavirus, whether the Andes variant or a sub-variant of the Andes, or a completely different variant, is unique or extremely unusual.

One can only hope that this hantavirus does not spread to the U.S., or that if it does it infects only MAGAts because WHO "puts the fatality rates among infected people in the United States at up to 50%."

Hantavirus, Reuters via Yahoo

I just had a dream where I had sex with the Florida "Panthers" Russian female hockey goaltender and then went to watch Trump play golf. Good morninga.

Callin' it! 105-112, now 113, :26. You're on ice, Ice, down 1-2, enjoy Cancun.

Ice shooting ice cold. 105-111, :30.8. Just about over.

Reid, McDaniels, Dosunmu and Edwards all missed threes in the last couple mins.

Randle fouls Fox 105-111, :50.4

105-109, 1:22. Ice needs a cold STOP.

Time getting away! 103-109, 1:55

OHHHHH! VICTOR WEMBAYAMA WITH A DAGGER THREE! 103-109, 3:06. ICE FTO 2:26

Naz hits a three. 103-106, 3:27

Wemby. 100-106, 3:45

Out of the FTO Ant could have given Ice the lead but missed a trey. Now, 100-104, 3:55, Hotspurs FTO

100-102, 5:09 4th, Wolves Full Den Huddle

98-99! 6:18 left

Gobert Just Blocked Wemby! 96-99, 6:18 left

Friday, May 08, 2026

Alamo has led 84% of this game--in Ice--and there have been only 6 lead changes.

Practically from start to current, Alamo has had the upper hand.

Hotspurs putting their branding iron into the flesh of Dire Wolves 79-88, 10:47 4Q

Poor Philadelphia

I mean the franchise and the fans, hell, the entire city. 

Associated Press writeup:


"...With 2016 and 2018 Villanova national championship banners hanging in the rafters, the so-called Nova Knicks all took turns taking the fight out of the Sixers in the fourth quarter...The familiar faces in Philly -- Brunson, Hart and Bridges all played for Villanova -- seized control of the game.


The Sixers tried to pull off the win in front of A-list Knicks fans and thousands from the five boroughs and beyond who circumvented Philadelphia's ticket-buying tricks and filled the arena with "Let's go Knicks!" chants...Celebrity Row regulars at Madison Square Garden, Spike Lee, Timothée Chalamet, Tracy Morgan and Ben Stiller all made the trip to Philadelphia -- along with thousands of less famous Knicks fans -- and the split crowd erupted in cheers, boos and the occasional middle finger on just about every basket.


I lived in Philly for four years, coming immediately after one year in Boston. The contrast was shocking. I won't get into it all here, but "Puritan Boston and Quaker Philadelphia" is a 1980 book that tries to explain how these two most important cities in colonial America took such divergent life paths after independence. Philly people have an exquisitely sensitive inferior complex to Boston, New York, and D.C. It infects every individual Philadelphian and the city as a collective. It's a shame, really. I hated Philadelphia, but it's a real shame.


51-51 in the Land of 10,000 Lakes and no "Lakers"

Ant

Rudy Gobert

Jaden McDaniels

Julius Randle

Naz Reid and Ayo Dosunmu off the BENCH. Are you fucking kidding me! You move Minnehaha to the Least (as is predicted when Seattle and Vegas are added) right now and they'd be Least leaders. In the West, how they gonna beat 1) OKC 2) Wemby and the Hotspurs 3) Denver when Jokic is healthy 4) La-La Lake-Lake when Luka is healthy? You put Naz Reid and Dosunmu on the "Heat" and they'd be starters, part of the "core", and Pat Riley would make them untouchable in trades.

The NBA has listed heavily westward for 20 years. It is a shame that OKC and San Antone, the two most fearsome teams in the Association have to play an elimination series for the right to meet Zollner or Mamdani City in the Finals. It is rank injustice that Denver, the "Lakers", and Minnesota have NO SHOT realistically of reaching the Finals. smh.

ICE 46 Hotspurs 45, 2' 2Q

Ice (1-1) 37 Hotspurs 39, 5:07 2Q

Man, if you told me a cigar-shaped UFO was seen above treetops in September 2023...

 

...I'd say, "Yeah that happened!", but in May 1937.

Man, you lose a G3 at home by 2 TDs when you're down 2-0 and you start Paul George John Ringo...

...Joel, Maxey and VJ Edgecombe, you gotta examine your life.

EARLY: Ice 0 Hotspurs 2, 11:43 1Q

Coming up when this one is over officially, Ice (1-1) Hotspurs

Game Over. Quaker City (soon to be 0-3) 89 Mamdani City 105, 3:46 left. DAMN. Mamdanis are playing WELL!