Wednesday, April 15, 2026

"Dad, PLEASE! I'm taking a BATH!


 

Florida Criminal's Florid Early Morning Posts

Continuing our popular series. A look through several days revealed that some of his most unhinged come in early morning.

Good morning Posts From Florida Felon!




Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump


The Radical Left Lunatics might not like this, but I think it is quite nice!!!  President DJT





4/15/26, 8:34 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116408742801619405)




April 14, 4:05 pm:


First post of the day at 7:49 am!


Donald J. Trump



 (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump



Biden administration weaponized law to infringe rights of pro-life activists, DOJ says: justthenews.com/politics-polic


 (https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/abortion/biden-administration-weaponized-law-infringe-rights-pro-life-activists-doj)

justthenews.com

Biden administration weaponized law to infringe rights of pro-life activists, DOJ says

Federal prosecutors engaged in "inappropriate conduct and comments" and knowingly withheld evidence from defense counsels.


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4/14/26, 7:49 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116402906638546831)


The only "news" source he has cited in the 10 days I have been tracking him is "justthenews". Never heard of it and haven't researched it. His imprimatur is enough.


April 13, 9:02 pm:



Trump's first post by the light of day today was at 10:23 am.


Donald J. Trump

 (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump



Iran’s Navy is laying at the bottom of the sea, completely obliterated - 158 ships. What we have not hit are their small number of, what they call, “fast attack ships,” because we did not consider them much of a threat. Warning: If any of these ships come anywhere close to our BLOCKADE, they will be immediately ELIMINATED, using the same system of kill that we use against the drug dealers on boats at Sea. It is quick and brutal. P.S. 98.2% of Drugs coming into the U.S. by Ocean or Sea have STOPPED! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT


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4/13/26, 10:23 AM 


His last previous post, see timeline below, was at 4:10 am.

9:22 am April 13:

Trump Was Up All Night Posting

Messiah Complex. He is sick. Nytimes pitchbot has a long multi-post arguing that the media are not paying sufficient attention to Trump's mental illness. I agree.

10:53 pm April 12
12:43 am April 13
2:35 am
2:36 am
2:37 am (1)
2:37 am (2)
2:38 am
4:10 am


10:52 pm April 12, 2026:

First post of the day yesterday, 9:07 am: fertilizer.

Shit-for-brains wakes up with manure on his mind. Makes sense!



Donald J. Trump

 (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump



I am watching fertilizer prices CLOSELY during our FIGHT FOR FREEDOM in Iran. The United States will not accept PRICE GOUGING from the fertilizer monopoly! American Farmers, we have your back! President DONALD J. TRUMP


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4/11/26, 9:07 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116386222716690641)


12:28 pm:
Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

4/5/26, 8:03 AM
 
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

4/7/26, 8:06 AM

Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump


The United States will work closely with Iran, which we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change! There will be no enrichment of Uranium, and the United States will, working with Iran, dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attack. We are, and will be, talking Tariff and Sanctions relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been been agreed to. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP


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4/8/26, 7:22 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116368825638596650)


Donald J. Trump
(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump


A Country supplying Military Weapons to Iran will be immediately tariffed, on any and all goods sold to the United States of America, 50%, effective immediately. There will be no exclusions or exemptions! President DJT

4/8/26, 7:30 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116368854361048135)


Donald J. Trump


WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT

4/10/26, 9:31 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116380657463593385)


Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

Massive numbers of completely empty oil tankers, some of the largest anywhere in the World, are heading, right now, to the United States to load up with the best and “sweetest” oil (and gas!) anywhere in the World. We have more oil than the next two largest oil economies combined - and higher quality. We are waiting for you. Quick turnaround! President DJT

4/11/26, 7:30 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116385843841281126)

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Eleven Heaven

                                Look how little she is on a human scale.


She's a miracle. It's a miracle that I have her at age 71. There has to be a God.

FT Charlotte 127 Miami 126 (OT)

Our long national nightmare is over.

Queens (9th) 2 Low Places (10th) 2, EARLY

I want this soul-bruising season to be over. I will not root against Miami, of course, but I want us to be in the best position to get a high draft pick in a deep draft. The best route to that is being eliminated tonight as the 10-seed.

USMLE Today

Dr. Ana: "Another day, today in person at FIU 💪🏻💪🏻"

(photo by Ana, 10:18 am)

We are now 85% through "First Pass."

Monday, April 13, 2026


Oh! Yes, I did! Please accept this belated Fuck You.

Sunday, April 12, 2026

"Heat" finish 43-39. Average record 12 seasons post-LeBron 2014/15 through 2025-26...43.8 Ws. Round it up for them: 44-38

Public Occurrences April 12, 2026

Israel Doing Israel Things

UNIFIL is the United Nations peacekeeping force in Lebanon.

UNIFIL
@UNIFIL_
On two occasions today, Israel Defense Forces (IDF) soldiers rammed UNIFIL vehicles with a Merkava tank, in one case causing significant damage. The soldiers had blocked a road in Bayada that is used to access UNIFIL positions.
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Israeli soldiers have also fired “warning shots” in the area and hit UNIFIL vehicles over the past week, UNIFIL said, adding that “in one case, a ‘warning shot’ landed a meter away from a peacekeeper who had dismounted his vehicle.” The peacekeeping force said Israeli soldiers had also destroyed cameras and spray-painted windows at a UNIFIL headquarters. The Israeli military did not immediately respond to a request for comment about the episodes.


7:16 pm:

TACO!


The Florida Criminal walked back his 8:52 am post today. Ships will be allowed (by the Criminal's forces) to "transit", i.e. go through the Strait of Hormuz without stopping. The New! IMPROVED! "blockade" is on ships porting or departing from an Iranian port.

Iran's top negotiator at Islamabad, Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker of Iran’s Parliament, directly addressed American consumers: 

“Soon you’ll be nostalgic for $4–$5 gas.”

5:37 pm:
Viktor Orban, Florida Felon Favorite, Concedes Election Defeat in Hungary

10:24 am:
Good Morning Post From Florida Criminal: Blockade the Strait!

Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz.
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I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas.
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We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL!
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Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khomeini*, and most of their “Leaders,” are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade.
 
*Ayatollah Khomeini has been dead (of natural causes) since 1989. The Florida Criminal means Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who he assassinated on Feb. 28. Mojtaba Khamenei, son of the murdered father, is the current Supreme Leader of Iran.
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Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully “LOCKED AND LOADED,” and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran! President DONALD J. TRUMP

4/12/26, 8:52 AM
 

12:58 am:
In the many bizarre exchanges that occurred in the run-up to the US-Israeli attack on Iran...was an invitation by Donald Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff for the Iranian foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, to join him and Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, for a visit to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group.

LOLLLLL

One Gulf diplomat, who has direct knowledge of the talks and is furious with Witkoff and Kushner’s behaviour, described the pair as “Israeli assets that had conspired to force the US president into entering a war from which he is now desperate to get himself out of”.

I think they do have dual loyalties. They may have conspired with Netanyahu, but I don't buy the charge that anybody, including those two, "forced" the Florida Criminal into anything.
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Quite why these indirect talks [off and on from last summer before Operation Midnight Marshmallow, and this year preceding Operation Epstein Fury]  failed...is relevant to whether a nuclear deal only is feasible or whether a broader agreement will be necessary now.
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This matters because after the war, if Iran’s government survives, calls inside inside the country to obtain a nuclear weapon will inevitably grow. Last week’s purported statement from the new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, made no reference to whether the fatwa banning the use of nuclear weapons set out by his late father remained in place. Protesters outside the foreign ministry in Tehran have demanded no return to talks with America.

Those involved in the negotiations say misunderstandings about how Iran’s complex nuclear programme worked – including, for instance, the purpose and uranium needs of the Tehran Research Reactor (TRR), the scope of Iran’s planned future nuclear programme, and the offer for US firms to be involved in Iran’s economy – all contributed to the march to war.
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The Iranians now say they believe the talks were always a subterfuge, designed to create space for the US to assemble its military armada....
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One Gulf diplomat said: “Greater time and expertise would not have guaranteed an agreement, but it would have helped. What I will say is that in all the explanations of what went on, it is the Iranians that have normally been telling the truth.”

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Better than JCPOA

...Kushner admitted a deal could have been presented that was better than the Obama nuclear deal secured in 2015.
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...British officials briefed on its contents thought it was a good deal, and something to be built on, partly because, unlike the 2015 nuclear deal, there were no sunset clauses.
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Once the Geneva talks ended, [Feb. 2026]with both sides only signing up to a statement about progress made, it was obvious to the Omani foreign minister that war was imminent, and he dashed to Washington to explain how close he felt the the two sides were to a breakthrough. But his proposal of zero stockpiling did not have the same force as zero enrichment.

The dash across the Atlantic reflected Oman’s belief that Witkoff and Kushner, either knowingly or through ignorance, were not feeding Trump the truth about the progress in the talks. There was also doubt about Trump’s focus. One previous attempt to engage Trump on the status of the talks deteriorated when the president switched the conversation to one of his favourite topics: shoes. In retrospect it might have been better to send a more senior emissary to try to hold Trump’s attention. A day later the war started.

The Guardian

Saturday, April 11, 2026



I sent a friend, a fellow Eleven lover and cat owner the slightly enhanced photo above and he pronounced it "Greatest pic ever", so I am sharing. It is hard to believe that that cat and this cat,


are the same cat. They say cats, contrasted with dogs, are "sphinx-like", never altering their facial expression. Not Eleven.

Public Occurrences April 11, 2026

U.S.-Iran Talks in Islamabad Pakistan Fail


All-CAPS posts from Florida Felon incoming.

7:52 am:

Israeli War Crimes

At least 1,953 people in Lebanon have been killed by Israeli strikes, according to Lebanon’s heath ministry. At least 303 people were killed on Wednesday.

Think Again

Kamala Harris ‘thinking about’ running for president again in 2028


Friday, April 10, 2026

Publocc Poll: VOTE

Who is dumber?

Donald J. Trump

Melanoma Trump

As for a backup plan if Iran refuses to reopen Hormuz, Trump insisted that he did not need one and claimed Iran already was “militarily defeated.”--Bible salesman Trump, April 2026

"England is beaten and it is only a question of time when she will admit her defeat. The Axis Powers are not concerned with how to win the war but how to rapidly... end the war which is already won".--Champagned salesman Ribbentrop, November 1940

Public Occurrences April 10, 2026

“One would think that, even just once, it would be worth reflecting on criticism from people around the world who are suffering due to these ceaseless actions that violate human rights and international law.”

One would think. But then one wouldn't know this genocidal Israeli regime of war criminals.

South Korean president urges Israel to heed global criticism over humanitarian concerns

AP


4:17 pm:
Here we go again!


Trump tells The Post he’s preparing military if Iran fails to comply in talks: ‘We’re loading up the ships




“Donald Trump is not a tough guy. He's just not!" Marco Rubio, 2016. What he is, is...


TACO!

“I’ve never been a part of something like this."--"Heat" Coach Erik Spoelstra

“I’ve never been a part of something like this. So we just have to put our our heads together and commit, you know, it’s about committing to doing really tough things in this league.”

Q: "Changing things, is that to win a game tomorrow, or is that to get to where you're at your best next time?

A: "I'm not really emotionally ready to answer that right now."

NBA.com

 Q: Ira, so If you feel that the Heat’s 10th-place position is based on 10th-place talent and not on Erik Spoelstra (and now four straight years in the play-in), the blame must fall at the feet of Pat Riley. – Joel, Plantation.


A: Or at the feet of an institutional mindset of refusing to step back to step forward. Say what you want about the personnel moves of Pat Riley and his staff, but also look at how almost every elite contender has been built, as in with lottery-level talent, players picked at the top of respective drafts, players such as Cade Cunningham (No. 1 overall), Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown (each a No. 3), Evan Mobley (also a No.3) in the East, Victor Wembanyama (No. 1), Chet Holmgren (No. 2), Jamal Murray (No. 7), Amen Thompson (No. 4) in the West. Now, in some cases, teams have traded up for such picks by moving off proven talent, so perhaps that is what Pat Riley and the Heat have to consider next. But this is more an institutional approach, one that transcends merely Riley, one that only truly can be set at the top, by the Arisons.

Ira Winderman

Man. that's kicking the can uphill. Beyond Stand Pat? He's the president of BASKETBALL operations. He's part-owner (20%) too. You gonna lay the blame at the feet of the Carnival owners????

Thursday, April 09, 2026

Gotta give a consolation prize to my favorite Heater, Davion Mitchell

15 pts tonight, 11 asts to 3 t.o.s, almost a 4-1 ratio. In this soul-searing season he has been the brightest, steadiest-burning bulb on a dimly-lit tree. 


You got it, 45.

"My dad better save his prayers. I'm ambushing him."🤫

Well, Elles and Gees...

Ontario State crushed the Hi-Cs again, 128-114. We're 41-39. Two games left. 

The play-in matchups are set. Next Tyoosday, Phila. (7th) will host Disney (8th). The winner becomes the seventh team in the playOFFS. Charlotte (9th), home, vs. Miami (10th) is Wednesday. The loozer enters the draft lottery. The winner  of 9-10 will play the loser of the 7 vs 8 game for the eighth playOFF spot. The loser will also enter Lotteryville. 

There will be no 10th-to-finals runs for Miami this season. The best result is that we lose to Queens. We will then have a slight, but not zero, chance of getting a high draft pick in the deepest (~ seven-deep) draft in years.

XXV

Trump Lashes Out at Prominent Conservatives Over Iran War Criticism

In a lengthy social media post, the president attacked Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly and others in starkly personal terms. He also criticized the editorial board of The Wall Street Journal.


I read his post earlier. He is unwell. Here's the WHOLE thing.


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Donald J. Trump

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I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP

4/9/26, 4:28 PM