Monday, March 30, 2026

For All the World to See, This is Who the American People Are

The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran. 

Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!). This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime’s 47 year 'Reign of Terror'.

-The Toilet Peoples President. The instantiation of who the American people are, for all the world to see.


Toilet People! Iran "Bursts Out Laughing At" at Bum Trump and You

"Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, / The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. / Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, / I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

America is built on those worn out. not able to make a living elsewhere, and homeless. Americans are combined wretched refuse of others gathering hopeless on others' shores, taken in by this new country that needed bodies, able or not, intelligence and morals irrelevant. America has accumulated 200 years of garbage and are thrilled to elect one of their own. Garbage does not take itself out and toilets do not flush rhemselves. A new species of humanity, the ignorant, easily fooled Toilet People have taken root, flowered and spread their pestilent seed all across the land. Americans are the worst of the worst, laughed at by Iran, at the United Nations, by the world, who would flush them if they could, and may yet.

They are "marks", easily fooled, ignorant dullards. The world sees.

Bruh, did you see all the splosions? America, fuck yeah!

Because American marks might be fooled by this, but the world’s political, military, and economic leaders wouldn’t be.



The world LAUGHS at them:



[The president chosen by the American people twice] also jabbed at Ireland’s President Catherine Connolly, when asked about her criticism that the U.S. and Israeli operations have been “deliberate assaults on international law.”

“Look, he’s lucky I exist,” Trump said of Connolly, who is a woman.


Associated Press, March 17, 2026


"Big hitter, the Lama"

The Iran war is "a big chess game at a very high level — very high-level chess, the highest.”😂

Not since the swiss-cheese brain of Idi Amin has any nation's leader been so mocked for his cognitive deficits. Never has a people so convincingly proved themselves too stupid to make democracy work than has the American people. They chose (twice) the Caddyshack president, The Apprentice president, the Saturday Night Live regular. Americans truly are the "wretched refuse" of humanity, as their national statue is inscribed. The world would be a cleaner, safer place if these Toilet People and the Toilet Nation they comprise were flushed from the surface of the Earth.

Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’


(...and always have been)


March 3, 2026, 2:41 pm:

Pressed for answers on Iran, Trump is betrayed by his limited attention span

Monday offered the president an opportunity to explain and justify the war he’d started. He appeared far more interested in the White House decor.


Feb. 21, 2026, 6:17 pm:

"There's hatred there."--Brady Tkachuk, Team USA on Team Canada, who play for the Olympic gold medal tomorrow.



Trump throws a temper tantrum after tariff loss

NPR

It is who we always have been. 

As the Chief Justice put it, "Having just fought a revolution motivated in large part by taxes imposed on them" by the King of England without their consent...

The most absurd cause of revolution in the history of humanity. Born in a temper tantrum, die in a temper tantrum.


 















And on...

[Trump's racist Obama meme is] something which had, for many years, been confined to the dustbin of history, while still very much a part of the vocabulary of white supremacists.

But something has changed.

Maybe it's social media, maybe it's something else, but something has changed. We are in a new reality where, for more than 12 hours, Trump's White House thought this was OK.


On and on...







Trump: "I looked at the beginning of it. It was fine. Nobody knew that that was at the end."

When asked if he would apologize for an overtly racist video clip of the Obamas posted on President Trump's Truth Social, the president said Friday, "No, I didn't make a mistake."

Trump said he looks at "thousands of things" when he spoke to reporters on Air Force One en route to Palm Beach.



















Public Occurrences March 30, 2026

The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran. 

Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!). This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime’s 47 year 'Reign of Terror'.

-The Toilet Peoples Choice. An example to the world of the kind of people Americans are.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Criminal Occurrences

 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland


“Whilst we appreciate the criminals’ exceptional taste, the fact remains that cargo theft is an escalating issue for businesses of all sizes,” KitKat said in a statement.

AP

Public Occurrences March 29 2026

Israel’s military suspends deployment of battalion involved in West Bank incident with CNN

A photojournalist was placed in a chokehold and slammed to the ground and rifles were pointed at the team, which was documenting the aftermath of a settler attack in the area.

Israel’s government is pressing ahead with new settlements in the occupied West Bank and attacks by settlers have intensified as attention shifts to the Iran war, Palestinian authorities say.


That is EXACTLY right. Trump's misadventure in Iran is the white phosphorous smokescreen that the Israeli fascist state is using, in the West Bank, and in Lebanon as well.


3:03 pm:
8,000,000 at 3,000 Sites in all 50 U.S. States Protested Trump in No Kings Rallies Saturday

Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️

@5ReasonsSports

The Miami Heat had a stated goal this season:

Avoid the play-in.

They will now officially not avoid the play-in.

7:13 PM · Mar 29, 2026

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No, that's not official. They are not eliminated.

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Fourth Quarter El Foldo 27-11. FT Indie Blows Out Mimi 135-118

 Tony East

@TonyREast

Pacers blast the Heat 135-118 and put together their best offensive night of the season. They shot 58% and finished with seven in double figures. It's the Pacers second win since the All-Star break and first win in Indianapolis since January. They're up to 17-58.

7:19 PM · Mar 29, 2026

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Middle East About Over

The NBA Middle East.

The "Heat" are up 90-88 over Yellow in Noplace.

Beans are up 12 over Queens.

No "Magic" in Ontario State. "Raptors" lead 38-20, end 1Q.

Miami's realistic High Ceiling is 8th. They have 8 games left (7 after today). They are currently 10th. They are 2.5 out of 6th, the final playOFF spot, where the high-flying "Hawks" are perched.

Friday, March 27, 2026

The Middle East Friday, March 27

5. Ontario State -12

6. Hotlanta -12.5

___Playoffs___________

7. Seven Foot Sixers -13

8. Queens -14

9. Yo-Yos -14

10. Lo-Places -14.5

 


It's Friday night🤷🏻‍♂️

Public Occurrences March 27, 2026

Russia is sending upgraded drones used in the Ukraine war to Iran

Russia is sending a shipment of drones to Iran including upgraded versions of the drone technology that Tehran originally supplied to Moscow after its invasion of Ukraine, U.S. and European officials told The Associated Press this week.

...While Iran has its own stocks of Shahed drones, Russia has made improvements to the design during the war in Ukraine, including adding better navigation capabilities.
...
Russian specialists have adapted and refined the Shahed drone by creating decoys with no explosives that are designed to overwhelm air defenses. They also have variously added jet engines, cameras, advanced anti-jammers, radio links, AI computing platforms or Starlink internet devices.
...

More advanced drones create problems for the U.S and its allies

The delivery of advanced Russian drones to Iran could challenge the ability of the U.S. and its allies to intercept incoming drones, depending on how many Russian drones are sent or what Iran does with the more advanced Russian technology, the official said.

Jet propelled drones are faster and therefore significantly harder for the U.S’s anti-drone system currently in the Middle East to take down without relying on limited stocks of expensive high-end weapons.

AP

Iranian missile attack wounds 10 US troops at Saudi air base


5:59 pm:

Israel's Plan, Same as it was in Gaza:


People in Lebanon are being cut off from care as Israeli attacks intensify

According to the World Health Organization (WHO), as of 23 March, more than 63 attacks on healthcare facilities have been reported, with 40 healthcare workers killed and another 91 injured.

March 25


AP is calling Israel’s attack on Lebanon an invasion

March 26

Fears Israel could replicate its 'Gaza model' in Lebanon as satellite imagery captures widespread destruction

Today


1,142 Killed by Israel in Lebanon, 122 Children, 83 Women

Meanwhile:

1,500 Civilians Killed in American-Israeli War on Iran

WaPo

Iran says nuclear facilities have been targeted after Israel warns attacks will escalate

AP

Both today.

INSENSITIVE! Cavalry Slices, Ices "Heat"

As expected. 

Too Sensitive?

Last season Sensitive City lost 18 games total. This season with 9 games left they have lost 28. Their season win percentage decimal is .616. They are 6-4 in their last 10, as close to .616 as you can get over 10 games. Last season after humiliating Miami in the first round they were gentleman's swept by Yellow in the second. This season Drunk Toby Altman intentionally ignored November and December to better prepare physically and mentally for the playoffs. Maybe they will be. With the regular season winding down however, they are not surging but meandering.

Thursday, March 26, 2026

We fell from 8th to 10th without playing!

A day after we rose from 10th to 8th by beating Sensitive City.

Queens beat Mamdani City and Magicschizoid beat "Kings" There is now (there was once a four) a three-way tie on records, Orlando, Queens, Miami in the Middle East. Orlando on top of both on tie-breakers, Queens ahead of us on same.

I called the Orlando schizoid. They were 7W from March 3-14. Then they were 6L  March 16-24 before winning tonight.

The "Heat" are 1.5 games behind Ontario State for the sixth and final playOFF spot not earned via the playIN. Ontario State has a game in hand.

Public Occurrences March 26, 2026

I had NOTHING to do with it!

Sharks in the Bahamas test positive for caffeine, painkillers and even cocaine, study finds


CBS


Trump’s Signature to Be Added to U.S. Dollars, a First for a Sitting President

NYT

8:27 pm:

And he is mentally debilitated

Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising prices to talk Sharpies

During a Cabinet meeting Thursday that discussed the war in Iran, record-long security lines at many of the nation’s top airports, rising oil prices and skittish stock markets, the president interjected by holding up a custom-made black and gold Sharpie and offering a long story about how his preferred marker came to be a White House fixture.

“See this pen right here?” Trump said at the start of a roughly five-minute, on-and-off diatribe on the Sharpie. “This pen is an interesting example.”

It was one of several lengthy asides the president made during the meeting that sometimes felt especially jarring given how many more important things his top advisers could have been discussing.

The Sharpie monologue came after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, envoy Steve Witkoff, Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio offered sobering comments about missile strikes, Tehran’s uranium enrichment efforts and the U.S. troops that remain in harm’s way.

The president offered the winding tale as an example of how his business sense can lead to better, cheaper outcomes in federal spending. He was also seeking to drive home his broader, long-standing criticism that renovations to the Federal Reserve building in Washington are too expensive.

“We’ve gotta get our priorities straight,” Trump said.


8:09 pm:
Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising prices to talk Sharpies

Trump delays Strait of Hormuz deadline as Wall Street has biggest loss of war
AP

Money is all it is to him. In this war, in the presidency, in life. Money. He's not the absolute worst person on Earth, but he is in the bottom one-tenth of 1%.

9:29 am:
Iran and the US harden their positions as Tehran tightens its grip on the Strait of Hormuz

Using Pakistan as an intermediary, Washington has delivered to Iran a 15-point ceasefire proposal, which includes the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.

A day after saying Iran wants to cut a deal, Trump posted on social media Thursday that Tehran needs to “get serious soon” on negotiating an end to the war “before it is too late, because once that happens there is NO TURNING BACK, and it won’t be pretty!”

He did not elaborate, but said Iran should be negotiating because “they have been militarily obliterated, with zero chance of a comeback.”

Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said in an interview on state TV that his government has not engaged in talks to end the war and does not plan to.

Araghchi said the U.S. had tried to send messages to Iran through other nations, “but that is not a conversation nor a negotiation.”

Press TV, the English-language broadcaster on Iranian state television, said Iran has its own five-point proposal, which included reparations and recognition of its sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz.


AP

Trump tells Iran to ‘get serious soon’ on negotiations after Tehran dismisses ceasefire plan

AP


Wednesday, March 25, 2026

"Heat" Burn Sensitive City 37-20 4Q, Win 120-103

Fucking Pigeons beat Zollner in OT. Filthy birds.

We're not going to lose. 98-112, 3:22. We're going to lose FRIDAY, I meant.👀

It was 93-93 end 3. 92-95, 7:57 4th now.

Sensitive City 65-75 Miami, 5:36 3Q, "Heat" FTO. We're gonna lose.

Zollner 103-100 Pigeons, 9:49 4Q, Pigeons Full Roost. PUHLEAZE Zollner

Pigeons led by EIGHTEEN at HT.

HT Sensitive City 46 Low Places 63

Spo went with the incompatible Tyler and Norman as starters. He started four guards and Bam: Andrew, Bam, Davion, Norman, and Tyler

Queens Crown "Kings", Leap Over "Heat" into 9th place (tie-breaker) in Middle East

Miami is now TENTH.

There is a triple tie: Orlando, Charlotte, and Miami have identical records. Orlando is 8th on tie-breaker over both, and Charlotte owns the tie-breaker on us. All three teams are only one game behind Phila., 7th, only two behind Hotlanta in 6th and the playOFFS, and trail fifth Ontario State by 2.5. Ontario State has a game in hand on all the rest, 11 left to play, 10 to go for the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th teams. There are only 15 teams in each conference so we're really talking about the Lower Middle East. Two of the four play-IN teams will make the 8 playoff places vie the play-IN round robin. 

I haven't compared other schedules but I would be surpised if any other Lower Middle East team plays as intimidating a schedule as Miami: a double-header Wednesday and Friday in Cleveland; at a decrepit but dangerous Yellow team, home for Phila, who have at least Paul George back, home to Beans, home for Lizards, a double-header in three nights in Ontario State, at Lizards, at home to Majestic Soaring Predator "Hawks, We are u.d.s  Wed. in Sensitive City, and probably will be Friday, unless we beat them Wednesday  (but maybe not); I don't know who will be favored in Indy or in Bleak House against Phila.; underdogs to Beans and the two against Ontario State, favored over Lizards, and u.d.s to Atlanta. 

No team in the Middle East or the Lower Mid-East can fall out of the play-In. Beer is 9.5 behind Miami for the last play-in slot. If the chalk holds, Phila would play Disney. The winner becomes the 7th seed in the playOFFS. The loser plays the winner of Miami vs. Queens (as it stands now) and the winner of that match becomes the 8th playOFF seed. Miami would play a win-or-go-home against Queens.

I see the "Heat" going 5-5 in the remaining games, finishing 43-39. There is little chance as I see it that Miami can escape the play-in.

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Sensitive City 32 Disney 39, end 1Q

Queens "lead" "Kings" 106-68, 2' 3Q

HT Mamdani City 66 Katrina 60

Public Occurrences March 24, 2026

           von Ribbentrump:



Did Iran "UNCONDITIONALLY SURRENDER", Liar?


"We've won this."

"This war has been won."

Trump declares victory and claims Iran offers a 'prize' in talks Iran has denied having

He would not specify what the offer was but said it was "a very significant prize" related to the Strait of Hormuz.

Trump Lies

8:44 am:
Trump Did Not Totally Lie

There were, and are talks. Either indirectly through neutral nations or through intermediaries. Iran says no direct talks

Monday, March 23, 2026

"Heat" Being Blown Out 97-121, in Low Places

Public Occurrences March 23, 2026

Trump Caught Lying, Iran "Laughing at him"


Saturday, March 21: 

If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Mar 21, 2026, 7:44 PM

It has now been 48 hours.


Iran responded eleven hours later, Sunday, March 22: 

محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf <--Note the name

@mb_ghalibaf

بلافاصله پس از هدف قرار گرفتن نیروگاه‌های برق و زیرساخت در کشورمان، زیرساخت‌های حیاتی و زیرساخت‌های انرژی و نفت در سراسر منطقه اهداف مشروع تلقی شده و به نحو بازگشت‌ناپذیر منهدم خواهند شد و قیمت نفت برای مدت‌ها بالاتر خواهد رفت. وألقِ ما في يمينك تَلْقَفْ ما صَنَعوا.

Translated from Persian by

Immediately after the targeting of power plants and infrastructure in our country, critical infrastructure and energy and oil infrastructure throughout the region will be considered legitimate targets and irreversibly destroyed, and oil prices will rise for a long time. And what you throw in your right hand will be what you have made.

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6:30 AM · Mar 22, 2026

This morning, March 23, 2026:

In a social media message timed before markets opened, Trump said he was putting off for five days plans he announced over the weekend to bomb Iran’s power plants unless Tehran opened the Strait of Hormuz by Monday evening. 

I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WHICH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

Mar 23, 2026, 7:23 AM

So as he was threatening to obliterate, and as the Iranian Parliament Speaker Mr. Ghalibaf promised retaliation, Trump claims the U.S. and Iran were having "very good", "in depth, detailed, and constructive conversation".

Axios reported that Trump's interlocutor was...Mr. Ghalibaf.  

Ghalibaf's response:

"Iranian people demand complete and remorseful punishment of the aggressors. All Iranian officials stand firmly behind their supreme leader and people until this goal is achieved.

"No negotiations have been held with the US, and fake news is used to manipulate the financial and oil markets and escape the quagmire in which the US and Israel are trapped."

Iran's general response:

After Trump's No-Strike Decision, Iran Media Bursts Out Laughing At Him


Hot 53 Spurs 63, 😂 2:34 2Q

Sure as Death and Taxes

All the ups and downs, hopes and despairs of a season level out as it nears the end. The "Heat" are not the Hi-Cs, but the Reversion to Means. As they prepare to entertain Wemby and the Hotspurs in Bleak House tonight they are on track for 44 wins, their average for the last twelve seasons.