Friday, October 23, 2026

FT MIA 111 DET. 128 Associated Press

 

Pistons roll past Heat 128-111, adding to Miami's season-opening woes on defensive end


"...the Pistons, who led wire-to-wire..."

"Miami, which has allowed a franchise-worst 259 points through the season's first two games and been outscored by a combined 42 points in those contests."

"The Heat are 0-2 for only the eighth time in their 39-year history. It's also the first time Antetokounmpo played in the season's first two games and his team went 0-2;"

"Detroit opened on a 17-2 run and led 65-53 at the break, with Miami's Bam Adebayo finishing the half with no points, one shot and three fouls in seven minutes and Klay Thompson missing all five of his shots, all from 3-point range. Adebayo finished with four points and Thompson had six on 2-for-11 shooting."

[Bam, the 83-point man, scored FOUR points!]

The stats:

AP focuses on the "Heat's" no-look defense, and look, I didn't watch the game, I never do, and AP is the gold standard in reporting generally. But the stats tell, perhaps mis-tell, a different story.

Miami had THIRTEEN more shots! They only connected on 38%. Detroit, 53%. Allowing Fifty-three percent shooting is atrocious, especially for a Miami team. But the "Heat" shot only THIRTY-EIGHT PERCENT!

Detroit shot 20 free throws, making 80%; Miami took 28, but only made 64%. En passant, the "Pistons" had THREE technicals! Miami one.

Detroit turned the ball over TWENTY times! Miami only twelve. The "Heat" got TWENTY-THREE points off Det.'s t.o.'s while they got only 12 off our 12.

Detroit had an edge in rebounding, but only slight, four. However, Detroit dominated the "Heat" on the defensive boards 41-31, meaning Miami was only getting one shot.

To me, who didn't watch and only followed about half the game, another telling stat is assists, Det. 34-24. The players mentioned this after the Ice game. They weren't communicating, they weren't passing, and that means their offense was dysfunctional. 

They had more fast-break points, 22-16, we had more points in the paint (Giannis had 35), 46-42. That means to me that the ball was sticking to Giannis. Giannis took 26 shots tonight; our next high guy took 14. That means the ball is sticking. Against Ice he took 19, the next high was Bam with 12. That means the ball is sticking. Miami's offense going into the season was explained like this: Giannis is like a black hole. He sucks in everything around him, collapsing defenders around him, peeling defenders off our shooters to whom Giannis will then pass. Giannis had ONE assist in the Ice game, five tonight. And when he does pass out of the post our shooters can't connect. 

It was clear to me with my 20/400 vision that Ice head coach Chris Finch had the "Heat" all figured out. "Men, Giannis is all they got. Until they show me they have somebody else who can make baskets, let Giannis feed. Just don't let anybody else beat us. They won't because they can't."

The Ice game turned on Minn.'s control of the glass, and turnovers. Minn. dominated rebounding: 52-34 overall, 17-4 (!) offensive, 35-30 defensive. That means they got more, lots more second-chance points. We gave them 31 points off 19 turnovers; we got only 17 from their 16. We actually shot better than Ice in that game, 48%-47%, but because of Ice's second-chance points and turnovers, they took 17 more shots. 

J.B. Bickerstaff took the same approach toward Giannis. We didn't win because we couldn't shoot. We can't win if we can't shoot. For all the focus in sports on defense, "defense wins games", etc., the scoreboard shows POINTS SCORED. It doesn't show defensive stops. The winner is WHOEVER SCORES THE MOST POINTS. That is not theoretical or philosophical it is FACT and it is so fucking simple to understand that it's the reason sports are looked upon by those who look down on sports.

When Eric Spoelstra called his first timeout at 8:45 1Q, the score was 17-2. Seventeen points in 3' 15" that's terrible defense, terrible! Det. had made six shots and had one blocked. Disgraceful. AP focuses on the 17. There's another number in that score, 2. We scored tyoo points. We missed seven shots and made one. Which is worse? Well they're both awful! You can't just focus on one. If Det. had shot our percentage (12.5) they would have had two points. If we had shot Det.'s percentage (86) we would have had 19 points. Five of our eight shots at 8:45 1Q were threes. We didn't make fucking one.

This is how we got to 17-2:

-Opening tip controlled by Miami. 
-Klay missed 3.
-Giannis O-reb.
-Bam missed 3.
-John Collins made 3 (0-3)
-Davion turnover
-Swish Family Robinson made 3 (0-6)
-Giannis missed layup.
-Andrew O-reb.
-Davion missed 3.
-Det. D-reb
-Davion blocked Collins
-Collins O-reb.
-Davion foul
-Swish made 3 (0-9)\
-Davion missed 3.
-Andrew O-reb.
-Andrew missed tip-in.
-Det. D-reb.
-Det. dunk (0-11)
-Giannis made layup (2-11)
-Cade Cunningham made 3 (2-14)
-Andrew missed 3.
-Det. D-reb.
-Collins made 3 (2-17)

The number of threes that we took suggests that we were open (because you force up threes as a rule). In turn that suggests Det. either wasn't able to prevent us from getting good looks, or didn't care. I didn't note how much time we took from gaining possession to shot, but Eric Spoelstra has always wanted to play at pace and it sure seemed to me reading the play-by-play that we were moving.

My beef with a fast-paced O for this team is that the team is a natural two-big offense. Park their asses in the post and slow, slow things down. Pass it in, dump it out, pass-dump, set screens. No, it's not pretty, yes it is ancient basketball wisdom, YES! I would love us to run and fun-and-gun, it's thrilling. But we have two bigs Spo. And our gunners are no fun. When you had Jimmy Butler, you played slow--and we won! Wasn't that fun? More fun than this?Why can't you fucking temper your desires and fit the system to your players rather than pretend you have Splash Bros Klay when you have Ningbo Rockets Klay? Why did you have Bam taking the second shot of the game from behind the arc? 

Once more, to me, with the offensive scheme explained, with the stats from two games, with the comments by the players, with the player shooting percentages, the team shooting, the disappearance of Bam Adebayo's scoring, the "Heat" Horror before Halloween, getting blown out in two games at home, all of it is more an offensive problem than a defensive. We can't score enough points.

FT Beans beats the World Champeens 107-103

It's still Friday night...

 I forgot. This is from 7:16:

 Anthony Chiang

@Anthony_Chiang

Pistons have their biggest lead of the night at 18 just a few minutes into the third quarter.

9:32 PM · Oct 23, 2026

·401 Views

I have to watch my blood pressure...

...and check my homicidal ideation, so I will simply pacifically record here that future Ningbo Rocket Klay Thompson is 0/5 (0/5) in 15'. 

Bam Adebayo played just 8' in that first half. He picked up three fouls in the 1st quarter.

Beans 94 Mamdani City 84, 6:53 4Q

"Heat" went on a 27-24 run to cut it to 53-65 HT

Public Occurrences October 23, 2026

Trump says he ordered the Justice Department’s lawsuit over Alaska’s US Senate race
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US Justice Dept sues to block possible Alaska election of Democrat to Senate

Reuters

9:02 pm

On Trump's Order, Justice Department Seeks to Block Alaska Vote if Republican Loses

I'm not making that up.

That is the New York Times headline.






"Heat" 9-3 2nd, 35-44, 8:56. Okay fine. The "Heat" are not winning this game.

 JhayZonetv

7 minutes ago7m

What HAPPENED AGAIN to the MIAMI HEAT? DOWN BIG in the 1ST QUARTER.

"How did the heat add Giannis and get worse somehow?"--Reddit

MIA 26 Zollner Pistons 41, end 1Q

I tell you, Heaters and Haters, Pat Riley is not going to fire Eric Spoelstra, but Spo is losing Riles, losing the locker room, and losing the fan base. "Multiple", that was the word reported, multiple players told the media that the offense wasn't working. 

Miami NEVER boos the "Heat", never have. We have always felt privileged to have a NBA team. But I would be surprised if there weren't some boos tonight. 

Riley must be sitting in his box fuming and sick. He got Eric Spoelstra GIANNIS ANTETOFUCKINGUMPO. Listen: you make a system to fit your players; you don't make players fit a system. This is not working. I wrote that after the Ice game. I wrote that Spo has to start all over now, he had to make changes. He didn't. He refuses to see. What's there to have faith in?

Okay folks, I'm done for awhile. I'm not being a know-it-all but Stevie Wonder can see where this game's going.

John Collins leads Zollner with 11. I could use a John Collins right now. 16-32, 3:07 1Q

10-22. Similar to the Ice game, no D. Z shooting 80%, "Heat" 27%.

"Heat" 5-20 Zollner, 7:55 1st. I'm going to throw up.

Spo made NO changes to the starting lineup.

Oh my God. "Heat" 2 Zollner SEVENTEEN, 8:10 1Q, Spo FTO

Now, Beans. Boston 39 Knickers 34, 7:46 2Q

Beans 19 Knickers 24, 2:56 1Q

This is another game that is more than a one game. Both these teams are elite, both are 0-1. You think the loser tonight is going to be, "It's only two games"?

Beans 2-0 Mamdani City. However, it is early in the game.

The "Heat"-Pistons line flipped from MIA -1.5 to Z -1.5. What, Klay didn't make it to Ningbo Rockets?

Man, the games this first week

At 7 tonight, Mamdani City at Beans (-2.5).

Como?

"wretched start to the season"

"humbling loss"

"shaky out of possession and shapeless with it."

"one of the most embarrassing defeats in their history"

"looked punch drunk"

"what a catastrophic display this was"


"Heat" Wednesday? No, same night:

Como embarrass Man Unitard 4-1

PA

"Heat" (-1.5🤷) --Zollner Pistons, 8 pm, Bang Bus

There better be changes. Klay Thompson better be on his way to Ningbo Rockets. Among others.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

"It's just one game"

That is being said somewhere in Cleveland tonight, probably many times. And in San Antonio Tuesday night. Gag me. Yesss, there are 81 more games to go. 

This was not just one game tonight in Philadelphia no different than when you're 15-13 an lose one to make it 15-14. No, it's very different. You are the owners of,


That was just one game, too. That was just the first game, as tonight's was. 

One games are not fungible. They count the same in first grade arithmetic, but their meaning is different. 

I cannot give enough credit to Adam Silver and staff in 645 Fifth. Every night this first week has been stacked with games that cognos and just fans know are more important than "It's just one game." The schedule makes it impossible for anyone to say with any credibility, "It's just one game."

Philadelphia's win in Mamdani City had way more meaning than "We're 1-0." Philadelphia's win tonight at home, overcoming a 29-point deficit, means more than if it had come against a bite team, like New Orleans or Miami. 

The "Heat's" Horror Before Halloween means that after only 0-1, the entire gameplan for the remaining 81 has to be scrapped. 

Oklahama City's pasting of the "Spurs" in San Antonio and neutering of Victor Webanyama, 12 points, 1/13 (0/4) just meanrt more.

Cleveland's opening night revives questions that go beyond 0-1--questions about head coach Kenny Atkinson, questions about Koby Altman and Dan Gilbert and standing pat and keeping Atkinson, questions about Donovan Mitchell, about this entire roster's toughness mentally and physically. I have watched just the first seven minutes of Atkinson's post-game. "What happened?" to that 29-point lead. "They upped their pressure, upped their physicality. They kept pressuring us and we didn't handle the pressure well." You could insert those comments in many Kenny Atkinson pressers over the last two-plus seasons and no one would notice your splicing.

We can say credibly, as a X user said tonight, that the NBA should be scared to death of Phila. 

We can say tonight, after just one game, "Same old Cleveland". 

We could say, and we did say, credibly last night that "This 'Heat' team doesn't work." 

They're not just one games that all mean the same.

FT Phila. (2-0) 114 Sensitive City (0-1) 106. BEHOLD, THE SUPERTEAM!

110-104, :32.8

Fat Lady. 110-102, :44


 

108-102, 1:00 left

I don't like what I'm seeing if I'm a "Sixers" fan. 106-102, 1:22 left