Rustless Bolts are Emotionless

As the Spurs went on their initial run, fans’ primal screams rattled the television cameras, the railings and the rafters.

But crucially, not the Thunder.

...

...the crowd got louder and the Spurs got angrier, but the Thunder simply got better. 

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And i' tis methodically, perfectly mechanically, bloodlessly, mercifully OVAH. FT San Antonio (1-2) are beaten decisively 123-108

2MVPSGA is having a Jalen Brunson night, a pedestrian (for him) 24 points on 6/16 but 11 assists

Victor Wembanyama is having a Bam Adebayo night when he's not scoring 83 points against Lizards: 24 pts, 4 rebs. IT'S A WEIRD FUCKING GAME MOTHERFUCKERS!

98-111, 4:28 left. Can I go to bed now? Thanks. Good night "Spurs" and Rustless Bolts. Remember: Learn from Lei Feng.

Stephon Castle just fouled SGA shooting 3. SGA made all 3 freebies. 94-105, 6:56 left

OKC 5-1 4Q, 85-100, 10:10 left

San Antonio (1-1) 84 OKC 95, end 3. Yinz can beat on ol' Ben's head...

                                                    🎵Like Feng, I wanna be like Feng🎵

...Yep, I called G1 NYC-Cle. for the "Cavaliers". I was wrong. Might be wrong tonight, but like that game I do not feel in my gut and do not think in my head that it is reasonable that "Spurs" will turn around in 12' what OKC has controlled for 19', has only expanded on, actually. I have no reasonable doubt that the Rustless Thunder Bolts are going to win this game. So Mama, do your thing.

64-73, 6:54 3Q, San Antone Full Meeting in Alamo

San Antone has led 52% of the game. Doesn't seem like it. Since 5:03 2Q they have been behind.

64-69, 7:10 3rd. Strange game...

2MVPSGA: 11 pts, 21', 2 fouls.

Wemby: 10, 23', 3 fouls.

HT 51-58

OKC IS OKAY! 45-52, 2:49 2Q

SA 42 OKC 43, 6:49, SA Circling Wagons at Alamo

Huffnstuff in, Luguentz Dort out

41-41, 7:17 2nd. Incredible game.

Wtf just happened? San Antone 31 OKC 32, 10:56 2Q

 

"Spurs" started Hot, 15-0; "Thunder" got rolling, 26-16; end 1: "Spurs" 31 "Thunder" 26

SGA is 0/3 0 pts. smh

Wemby picked up tyoo fouls in the last 22" of the quarter. He has 7 pts, 2 rebs, 3 asts, 2 t.o.s, 1 steal, 1 block in 9'. Full stat line there for Wemby.

Luguentz Dort in

Joe Isaiah in

2MVPSGA is 0/2, 0 pts, 8'

Ja hear that?

 

Yeah, 21-16.

Rustless Thunder Bolts Clicking! Or whatever fucking bolts do. 19-10. Oh sure, why not. "Spurs" now call FTO.

15-2, 8:06 1Q. WEEE!

 

Holy FUCK it's FIFTEEN-NOTHING!

10, 10:10 1Q. idk man, maybe you're right. "THUNDER" COACH THINKS YOU'RE RIGHT, HE JUST CALLED A FUCKING FULL ENGINE CHECK NOT TYOO MINS INTO GAME!

7-0, 10:19. SHUT UP!

6-0. Okay, they're gonna shut out Lei Feng, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?!

5-0, 11:03

"Spurs" 2-0, 11:39 1Q. IT'S EXTREMELY, EARLY OKAY?

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