Text exchange with a friend Saturday night.
He sent me a clip of Fielding Melish's honeymoon from Bananas. I had seen both movie and scene. The marital consummation participants are introduced by,
don dunphy that is, right? and howard cosell calls the action?
It was a hilarious, brilliant idea that I thought could be replicated in real life. That got me to thinking (unfortunately).
another idea i have is olympic sex. a girlfriend and i used to say "sexual olympics?" and we'd "perform" in unusual and impressive positions. accumulate points for style. for longevity, number of times. why not? would beat fucking curling. good tv ratings i bet.
Friend: I’m guessing Michelle [full name withheld]
(He was wrong, but see bottom)
Me: i would give Sue [full name withheld] the 🥇in olympic extramarital, mary ann [ditto] the 🥈and, modestly, i'd claim the🥉.
Friend: And that’s excluding local cops
They are in the premier league of extra marital
Me: i'm uncertain if sexual olympic rules should apply to professionals like cops--of either gender. i know, i know, we had the dream team in basketball, but i think we have to get back to the purity of amateur sex in the extramarital subclass. i mean, are we to admit married porn stars? i don't want to further debase the true olympic spirit.
Friend: I like your thinking here
Cops should be excluded
Me: yes, i think they must. the rules committee is OCA [ontological certainty achieved].
That was about the end of the ribaldry and we moved on to the Epstein files and other topics. After we stopped texting entirely for the night I got ready for bed. In those in between moments, like showering or in this instance teeth brushing, we often get thoughts related to whatever we have been doing beforehand. I had one of those, something that until my friend prompted me with the wrong guess on my sexual olympics partner I had not thought of since it happened roughly 25 years ago. I did not text my friend back. I texted myself. That I recall, I have never told anyone this previously.
i fucked a michelle for six straight hours, i really did. and she called her gfs afterward to brag, she really did.
I remember Michelle told me her friend's reaction, that although she (the friend) had had sex six times (to "conclusion") before, she had never had sex for six straight hours before.
That's it, that's the post.
