Monday, May 25, 2026

Kenny Atkinson: Analytic Idiot

Kenny Atkinson: Cavs 'analytically' winning series vs. Knicks


In fact, according to the numbers, the Cavs should be winning the series, Atkinson said.

"I think analytically, I think we've won the -- I said three out of three [games in the series], we're two out of three in the expected wins," Atkinson told reporters Sunday. "I don't know if you guys follow that -- the expected score. We've won two out of three."

After acknowledging a reporter's reaction to his comment -- "I know you're looking confused" -- Atkinson explained his rationale, saying that the Knicks are outperforming their expected shooting numbers while the Cavs are underperforming.

"Last night, our expected score was like one point or two -- us shooting way below expected," he said. "Them shooting way over. I know no one wants to hear that. I think you guys like it. I know the general public -- no one wants that. Everyone is outcome-based. Sure, I get that, too."

Wemby's "logo three"

They used to call these shots "half-court" shots, which were more precise, "See the center line?" The problem with "logo threes" is that the logo is some humongous amoeba-like splotch that goes half-way to both three-point arcs. 

Not Victor Wembanyama's logo three" that ended the first half last night. Nor was Wemby's a "Hail Mary", a two-handed push-heave prayer that happens to go in the way a blind man playing darts sometimes hits the bulls eye. No, neither of those. Wemby called for the ball on the right wing as San Antonio inbounded. The handler saw his impossibly long arms raised and fired a cross-court pass to him. Wemby took two or three steps and squared up--as you can see plainly in this screengrab!--like a good shooter does shooting a jumper. And he was right on the center line 47 feet from the basket when he released. As we said a generation ago, "Nothing but net." Or, as the Unicorn himself said post-game, "I was just thinking shoot to score. I wasn't messing around."

I had a pleasant boner dream right before awakening! Highly unusual.

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Muscle him


 

FT in Alamo! San Antonio (2-2) Deadens "Thunder" 103-82

 


88-68, 6:29 4Q

San Antonio (1-2) 78 OKC 60, end 3

The lead was at 24 and I said in my head, "That's it". Mama was comin' out. But before I could act, "Kenrich Williams" made two consecutive treys.

I can think of one way NY might be able to beat OKC...*

*A physical and defensive first half ends with San Antonio leading Oklahoma City by 50-38...

ESPN

8:40 pm:

Opposing clubs bitch that SGA gets too many foul shots. Make him earn them. If you're going to get called for a foul anyway, make sure he feels it.

72-47, 4:01 3Q. I'M NOT DOING IT!

Hot Spurs 8-0, 65-43, 7:17 3rd. LAWD have mercy!

63-43, 7:25 3rd. If you think Mama gonna sing, you head iz az beeg as yo eyeball

61-43, 7:50 3rd. smh

57-43, 10:23. Goddamn the pusher man.

Study in Black and Neon Green

 


San Antone Puttin' the Spurs to OKC. HT 50-38

Superstar Comparison

Wembanyama 18', 22 pts, 7/16 (2/5), 6/6 fts, 5 rebs, 3 asts, 1 t.o., 1 steal, 2 blks. Those are the stats of a GUARD.

Gilgeous-Alexander 19', 10 pts, 4/10 (0/0), 2/2 fts, 2 rebs, 6 asts, 2 t.o.s, 1 steal. Those are the stats of a pedestrian guard.

The key to this game, and this series, has been really simple. Whichever superstar has the better game, his team wins. 

"I'm gonna get that kitty"

 


40-32, 2:48 2Q

38-30, 5:04 2nd

Wembanyama 15 pts, 14'.

Gilgeous-Alexander 8 pts, 14'

"SPURS" HOT! 35-26, 7:32 2nd

"THUNDER" 9-0. 28-23, 10:53 2Q

San Antone (1-2) 28 OKC (5-0) 19, end 1Q

"Thunder" on a Roll. 28-17, :22.4 1Q

23-10, 2:59 1Q

16-0, 23-8, 4:19 1Q. To state obvious, SA more baskets. OKC shooting 29%

14-0 RUN! 21-8, 4:39 1Q. OKC FTO. REMEMBER, these are the emotionless, Rustless Thunder Bolts.

HOT SPURS! 12-0 RUN 19-8, 5:20 1Q

Mandatory FTO, this one to "Spurs", 6:13 1Q, 13-8

Seriously, the key to this game is 2XMVP SGA. If "Spurs" can check him, the win. So far he's 0/2.

Conversely, OKC can't let Wembanyama go off like he did in G1. He has 7 pts in 6'. Early bad boding for Rustless.

13-8, 6:50 1Q