Public Occurrences June 15, 2026

NetanYAHOO! Good morning Israelites and Israel Firsters!

Itty, you up there, you Official Greeter, what do you have to say?

"Trump’s agreement does not bind us. Israel is not subject to the United States, and we are an independent and sovereign country.”-Itamar Ben Gvir, Netanyahu’s minister of national security.

Itty, would you give us here in the Toilet Nation demonstrations that your Protectorate does not bow in servility to your Christian master? Refuse all aid; reject any coordination of mission. You're a bully, a small man with a big mouth. Shut your pie hole and act.

Israel fears Trump weary of ‘highly suspicious’ Netanyahu and could 'flip' amid Iran deal: analyst

A diplomat said the strikes were 'a clear attempt by Israel to sabotage the president's deal and drag the US back into war'

...a concern highlighted Sunday after the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) struck Beirut for a second time.

...the strikes came as Netanyahu prepared to convene Israel’s Security Cabinet and after Trump announced a new U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding (MOU) was expected to be signed

..."a clear attempt by Israel to sabotage the president’s deal and drag the United States back into war."--Fox News Chief Foreign Correspondent Trey Yingst

Trump went on to condemn Israel's strikes in a post on Truth Social, also telling Axios that Netanyahu had "no fucking judgment."

"...there is a sense in Israel that Trump may be growing weary of Netanyahu and the Israelis, and many others believe that if he got sick and tired of him, he could break norms in other directions and flip on Israel,"--Natan Sachs, a senior fellow at the Middle East Institute, an Israeli foreign policy expert

Natan, goo' buddy, that's what comes with voluntarily being a Protectorate!

...the Israeli prime minister's office released a statement shortly after Trump announced the possible deal with Tehran on June 11.

Jerusalem "is not a party to the memorandum of understanding" between Washington and Tehran...

See Shehbaz!

"Trump was a huge opportunity for Netanyahu because he was willing to break the mold on anything, but Israel has made a potentially strategic, historic mistake in putting all its eggs in one basket." 

Yes, they have, Natan! Yes, they have. Well put. All eggs in one basket risks one big nuclear-fried omelette.

..."Trump likes quick wins. Once the quick win did not materialize — and it did not — now you have a whole new set of problems."

"The U.S. may turn away and be uninterested..."

Red Fox

 

Public Occurrences June 14, 2026

Toilet Nation Premier Calls New York Times on Telephone, Claims Strait of Hormuz will be "permanently toll free"

Also, Trump...described Israel’s prime minister as “a very difficult guy.”

You see, Shehbaz, he doesn't have the aforementioned "very difficult guy" firmly in his grasp. Word is Shehbaz (my mouth to your ears only), he is thinking of "primarying"  that inferior individual if, and when, there are ever "elections" again in the Protectorate.

In a 28-minute phone conversation that Mr. Trump initiated from the White House residence, and a brief follow-up call...

-had remade the Middle East in America’s favor.

-had saved the Protectorate from nuclear obliteration (although the Governor objected to this (He's soo difficult)

-excoriated Netanyahu for mounting attacks that nearly derailed the final agreement.

-said difficult guy "should be very thankful to us for doing this. Because if Iran had a nuclear weapon, Israel wouldn’t be around for two hours.”

The memorandum of understanding, for example, only suspends tolls in the strait for 60 days [and only starting Friday, David, if the MoU is signed (electronically)], and then promises a regional dialogue about the future. Iran had never charged tolls before the war, so Mr. Trump is essentially celebrating a return to the prewar status quo.

...the president sounded in a celebratory mood, talking about the coming Ultimate Fighting Championship event being held on the South Lawn of the White House and the possibility that it could be interrupted by rain. “This happens in wartime,” he said.

YES

Deal is reached to end Iran war and Trump orders stop to US naval blockade

ISLAMABAD (AP) — The United States and Iran have reached an agreement to end the war and open the Strait of Hormuz...

-Details of the deal were not immediately available. 

-Key issues like Iran’s nuclear program are expected to be addressed later. 

-Pakistan said the signing will be Friday in Switzerland.

-“Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade.”--Toilet Nation Premier

The Florida Criminal cannot "authorize" the opening of the Strait as it is Iran's, not his tolls.

-Iran’s deputy foreign minister, Kazem Gharibabadi, confirmed the agreement on state television but said Iran would not start implementing it until it was signed on Friday. 

So until the "Memorandum of Understanding" is signed (electronically) Friday, June 19, Iran does not authorize "the toll free opening of the Strait" and the Toilet Nation blockade of Iran's ports will not be lifted.

-“Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon,” Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif said

Shehbaz, pardon the nit-picking but there is another, completely subservient to be sure, "side" that is involved exclusively in Lebanon, the Toilet Protectorate of Israel. I pick this nit bc although the Toilet Nation Premier has averred that "I call the shots", he has only with difficulty and many "Fuck Fuck Fuck's" been able to reign in Protectorate Governor Netanyahu.

-Broader negotiations on outstanding issues like Iran’s nuclear program would continue over the next 60 days...

-The deal likely returns the region to a status that existed before the war, but with thousands of people dead and Iran wielding a new source of negotiating pressure with its ability to influence shipping in the strait.

Other than that...[Lincoln joke], how was the war, Trumpie? "Congratulations to all!"

AP

After a short night and a long day, we close tonight on a worthless topic, one that obsesses area codes 617, 414, and 305 only

Where.

Will.

Giannis Antetokounmpo end up? 

And we have the latest opinion of sports futures investors on this worthless topic (until the Oracle Shams Charania gives it to us straight). To the gambling addicts!

Polymarket: Miami 47%, Boston 38%.

Kalshi's investors are significantly more bullish on the 601 Biscayne black hole sucking Le Greek Freak into South Beach: 59%-29%.

Good night Heaters and haters, Beans and anti-Beans, "Bucks" and Male Deer.

Seems like such a nice place, doesn't it, the Israeli Protectorate?

Jewish people the world over have every reason to be proud that they have a homeland that is so admirable in every way, that is a beacon of democracy in an arid desert, that embodies the humanism of Judaism, that is universally so well-regarded and respected, independent, self-reliant,--they don't want anybody's help!--that's what world Jewry has in the Protectorate (you know, in case things go "south" if they live elsewhere). Yessir, that's what they have.

When dad won't let me go to sleep till 1 am and then gets up at 7!😾

 

"Knicks" World Champs

It felt as inevitable to me as if it was scripted. Didn't it you? "Spurs" first quarter jump, been there; "Spurs" 15-point, third quarter lead, done that; Brrrunson 13-straight points in the fourth quarter for the win, yeah, bought the tee-shirt.

Yes! Joy! Impossible! A Muslim soshi 34-year old mayor and a 56-year old championship.

EXCELLENT write-up by Times. NOT twee. Excellent writing.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/nyregion/knicks-new-york-city-nba-championship-win.html

😂

New York or Nowhere 

GOOD MORNING KNICKELODEONS!

 I can identify a Hindu, four Asians, possibly a Muslim, likely Latinx, white people, men, women.

A Charles Manson disciple--I'M KIDDING!--a whiter shade of pale, a Latinx, and a guy with his hands on his head lol.

    

God, or Allah, or Krishna, or the Godhead, bless you young man. You are my Fan MVP! LOL

My favorite picture: Three Black people, two of them women, a Latinx (?) hugging a guy in a keffiyeh LOLOL

That has to be like Midtown. Pretty toney group. Lotta whiteys. Pretty white woman, pretty, I'm...pretty sure, Ethiopian woman, Blacks, Asians, old Grateful Dead guy (partially obscured by pretty white woman.

I WOULD SAY THOSE PHOTOS (FROM THE POSTIES) DO JUSTICE TO THE DIVERSITY, THE BEAUTY AND THE SPIRIT OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST CITY! YOU ARE THE BEST OF AMERICA! THE COUNTRY WORSHIPS YOU! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU NEW YORK, NEW YORK!

JALEN BRUNSON 45 PTS IN 41'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KNICKS WORLD CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

OH FOUL UP 3 BY NY!!!!

...makes 2nd, 90-93, :8.8, "Spurs" FTO. FUCKING MISSED FTS HAVE PUT GAME IN JEOPARDY FOR NY!!!!

SA foul :8.8, Bridges misses first...

90-92, :16.3, NY FTO. SA will foul ASAP. Brown is thinking of a play where they can't.

88-92, :20, "Spurs" FTO

Hart missed 1/2 fts, then Anunoby missed 1/2.

"KNICKS" GET REB OFF HART MISSED FT!

88-91, :21.6

88-90, :26.1, SA fouls

BRRRUNSON 88-90, :52.9

TIED! 88, 1:16 4Q

86-88, 1:53 4Q

85-88, 2:07!!!!!!!!!! KNICKS BIGGEST LEAD OF GAME!

KNICKS LEAD!!!!! VASSELL FOULS BRRUNSON SHOOTING 3, 85-86, 3:18

85-85, 3:40 left

SA 85-83, 4:12 4Q

10-0 RUN TIED 83!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4:26 LEFT

83-81, 5:17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Another Alamo Full Circling, 83-79, 5:30 left to play...NO. CHALLENGE ON WENDY FOUL OVERTURNED!