Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Elles and Gees, T-Wolves are a very good team...

The opening games that I have followed, "Knicks"-Phila., Beanz-Z, have been excellent matchups. This one was supposed to be another. Miami was actually -1.5. Phila. showed out and showed off in Peoples Square Garden. Z had a tremendous rally in an excellent game. This "Heat" team doesn't work. It's Giannis and the Freaks. It's hard to conceive of a team with Giannis and Bam Adebayo getting crushed on the boards. Well, they did. It's hard to conceive a team winning when the opponent lets Giannis do all the heavy lifting knowing, KNOWING, that the rest of the team can't score. When the "Heat" space the floor with this lineup, they take either Giannis or Bam away from the rim. When no Heat guard can guard guards (Anthony Edwards is a superb player, he's not going to average 45 ppg though) do you put one or both of your bigs on the perimeter. Then you're going to eat glass.

Chris Finch, I think, is Ice's coach. Finch or whomever had the "Heat" all figured out long before gametime. When Finch saw Eric Spoelstra starting Klay Thompson, he must have giggled. Spo got shown up, Klay, already known to the Association as a has-been, got thoroughly exposed as maybe, maybe a good candidate to play in the Chinese league. Spo completely misjudged Klay, had completely the wrong gameplan. We're not going to be able to play some fucking wheel offense. We're not going to be able to play any offense if we have NO SHOT from beyond 10'. We're not going to win many games--John Hollinger, this is a clap out to you (but we were 43-39 last season, punkass). When you lose 131-106 on opening night, at home, when you're thought to be evenly matched, even the favorite, that is beginning a new era as poorly as you can. 

This. "Heat". Team. Does. Not. Work.

Of the Viceroys who have played, and there have been 8 of them, Klay played least, 15', and he started

OK now that the game's been long out of reach let's pad everybody's stats. Klay you have d.d.s, 10. Davion has 11, Andrew has 11. One hand clapping.

We're shooting (there's still 2' left) as well as Ice! 48-48. The diff? What was a -4 on the glass at HT is now, with 1:50 left, a -18! Just crushed us on the glass, made us eat ground glass to go with the Ice.

Giannis has 35

Bam's in double figures, just those double figures are 1 and 5 not 8 and 3

Nobody has been guarding Ant, evidently. 45 points.

Wail, wail, wail. 93-123, 4:28 left, huh? FINE

blowout

OH MY, I DIDN'T SEE THIS TILL NOW

"Heat" foul shots: 8. GIANNIS HAS ALL 8! 

Ice is content to have Giannis go off. They're hardly guarding anybody else! 

That is one of the wildest stats I have ever seen.

We are actually shooting better than Minn, 56%-52%

They have taken a slight rebounding edge, 50-54.

At HT Giannis (21) is still the only Viceroy in double figures. Next high is still 7, Andrew and Bobby Portis. Ice has three Icicles in d.d.s, Ant 21, Balls 16, Jaden McDaniels 13.

In the last ~5 of 2Q, Ice started pulling away. Giannis came back in at 1:56, Vice -7. HT though 59-69

Giannis back in

56-63. Without Giannis in, Ice has been running. Klay just fouled some Icicle shooting and-1

Klay back in. Ice scored 12" later.

Bam (4 pts 13') is behind schedule on his 83

54-55, 3:38 2Q, Ice Full Chill

Vice 50 Nice 49, 4:54 2Q

Did Klay get hurt? He had 6 pts in 7 mins and hasn't been heard from since. 47-47 now.

"Heat" 45 Ice 47, 6:18, "Heat" mandatory FTO

There's something to the adage, "make somebody other than their big hog beat you." 
Ice is doing the reverse evidently as Giannis has 21 and the rest of Miami "Dreck" has 24 altogether.

BALLS, Pelle got a T fouling Lamelo

Pelle is a Swedish Udonis.

Giannis (16) ties it, 34. Our next high scorer is Klay with SIX.

HT in DC Lizards 51-56 Beer. 3J 11, Tyler 14, Ke'el (off bench) 6 and 3 boards. 👏🫶


Vice got hot! 32-34, end 1Q. Shooting %: Vice 48 Ice 54

They're playing Joan Beringer. DEI! DEI! DEI!

Lizards 41-43 Beer; 3J and Tyler started for Beer. Both have 11.

Vice 24 Nice 32, 3:02 1Q, Wolves in Dire Straits, FTO

Down to 73%, ha-ha chump

Or 79. Same diff.

It's only 77%. There's no D in "Heat" is there? Shut yo mowf.

Giannis with 8, Klay with 6


Mere blip. "Heat" 17 Dire Wolves 22, 6:28 1Q