Yeah, Mamdani City just scored WAY more points than the Quakers, 137 to 98 was the final tally

The Quakers better have another meeting. It's 109-78, end 3Q.

Pubic Occurrences May 4, 2026

Secret Service Agent Arrested for Jerking Off Following Women in Miami Area Hotel Hallway

Or, as TMZ puts it, for "allegedly rubbing one out in the hallway outside their hotel room."

Sheldon Fox-7 News

@fox_sheldon

A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive

                     WSVN 7 News and Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office

6:00 PM · May 4, 2026

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He looks very normal. John, you look very normal.

John, is that you down there checking your balls?! Trump, don't point! 

Look at the size of this ship!

 

AP photo of container ship passing in Strait of Hormuz.

Hotspurs 2 Ice 2, 10' 1Q. It's not going to end in a tie. Watch.

Oh my goodness. Mamdani City has scored TONS more points than Phila! 74-51 and it's only HALF over!

7-8, 7:14 1Q, Quakers FTO

VJ Edgecombe and Paul George John Ringo hit back-to-back treys for Quakes.

4-2. They really score points in the NBA, I wouldn't be surprised if that total doubles or even triples.

Now it's 2-2!

2-0, 10:38. See?

0-0, 11:58 1Q. But that will change.

Mamdani City is -7.5 to beat Quaker Philadelphia in Peoples Square Garden at 8 pm

Ice is at Hotspurs (-9.5) at 9:30.

For All the World to See, This is Who the American People Are

"The American people got what they voted for, they elected him."

Sen. Marco Rubio, CBS, March 19, 2017

April 22, 2026:

April 27, 2026:

“The Iranians are obviously very skilled at negotiating, or rather, very skillful at not negotiating, letting the Americans travel to Islamabad and then leave again without any result. An entire nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership..."

-German Chancellor Friedrich Merz

Today: 

Which is the Toilet People who you would want to bar entry into your country, the people to the north who elected Mark Carney, the people to the south who elected Claudia Sheinbaum, or the people in the middle who elected a 34-time convicted felon?

April 1, 2026:

AMERICANS! THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU! IRAN IS TROLLING YOU!

The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran. 

Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!). This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime’s 47 year 'Reign of Terror'.

-The Toilet Peoples President. The instantiation of who the American people are, for all the world to see.

Toilet People! Iran "Bursts Out Laughing At" at Bum Trump and You

"Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, / The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. / Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, / I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

America is built on those worn out. not able to make a living elsewhere, and homeless. Americans are combined wretched refuse of others gathering hopeless on others' shores, taken in by this new country that needed bodies, able or not, intelligence and morals irrelevant. America has accumulated 200 years of garbage and are thrilled to elect one of their own. Garbage does not take itself out and toilets do not flush rhemselves. A new species of humanity, the ignorant, easily fooled Toilet People have taken root, flowered and spread their pestilent seed all across the land. Americans are the worst of the worst, laughed at by Iran, at the United Nations, by the world, who would flush them if they could, and may yet.

They are "marks", easily fooled, ignorant dullards. The world sees.

Bruh, did you see all the splosions? America, fuck yeah!

Because American marks might be fooled by this, but the world’s political, military, and economic leaders wouldn’t be.

The world LAUGHS at them:

[The president chosen by the American people twice] also jabbed at Ireland’s President Catherine Connolly, when asked about her criticism that the U.S. and Israeli operations have been “deliberate assaults on international law.”

“Look, he’s lucky I exist,” Trump said of Connolly, who is a woman.

Associated Press, March 17, 2026

"Big hitter, the Lama"

The Iran war is "a big chess game at a very high level — very high-level chess, the highest.”😂

Not since the swiss-cheese brain of Idi Amin has any nation's leader been so mocked for his cognitive deficits. Never has a people so convincingly proved themselves too stupid to make democracy work than has the American people. They chose (twice) the Caddyshack president, The Apprentice president, the Saturday Night Live regular. Americans truly are the "wretched refuse" of humanity, as their national statue is inscribed. The world would be a cleaner, safer place if these Toilet People and the Toilet Nation they comprise were flushed from the surface of the Earth.

Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’

(...and always have been)

March 3, 2026, 2:41 pm:

Pressed for answers on Iran, Trump is betrayed by his limited attention span

Monday offered the president an opportunity to explain and justify the war he’d started. He appeared far more interested in the White House decor.

Feb. 21, 2026, 6:17 pm:

"There's hatred there."--Brady Tkachuk, Team USA on Team Canada, who play for the Olympic gold medal tomorrow.

Trump throws a temper tantrum after tariff loss

NPR

It is who we always have been. 

As the Chief Justice put it, "Having just fought a revolution motivated in large part by taxes imposed on them" by the King of England without their consent...

The most absurd cause of revolution in the history of humanity. Born in a temper tantrum, die in a temper tantrum.

 

And on...

[Trump's racist Obama meme is] something which had, for many years, been confined to the dustbin of history, while still very much a part of the vocabulary of white supremacists.

But something has changed.

Maybe it's social media, maybe it's something else, but something has changed. We are in a new reality where, for more than 12 hours, Trump's White House thought this was OK.

sky.com (UK)

On and on...

Trump: "I looked at the beginning of it. It was fine. Nobody knew that that was at the end."

When asked if he would apologize for an overtly racist video clip of the Obamas posted on President Trump's Truth Social, the president said Friday, "No, I didn't make a mistake."

Trump said he looks at "thousands of things" when he spoke to reporters on Air Force One en route to Palm Beach.

Orlando Fires Jamahl Mosley

Overdue.

USMLE Today

Well, I am having a great day at USMLE today. Medical terminology is pain in my assholes, has always been pain in my assholes. All that Greek, the alphas, the betas, the fraternity-sorority crap. Bother. It's learning a new language and what do you need when learning a new language?--a key, a translation dictionary. Like this!

That is the key to translating biological agent names. Great success.

ps Doctor Ana and I are 87% done with First Pass. WOO-HOO!

"Disorganized, Disgruntled, Disconnected, not meshing"--Dwyane Wade

Yes, all of the above. I would give another meaning to "disconnected", untethered from the reality of the talent level on the team. D-Wade disagrees. "The talent is there." T'ain't so, my hero. 601 Biscayne overvalues their own talent--just ask other execs in the Association. Bam isn't you, Dwyane. He's not LeBron, not Chris, not Jimmy, not Shaq, not Zo. And the org. has made him "untouchable" in trades. 

Decision-making at 601 Biscayne is more fragmented now--Nick Arison, Pat Riley, Spo, more--there's a committee of six, the local writers say. A committee! What happens in committee decision-making more often than not? Paralysis. Compromise. Piece-meal decisions to get a critical mass on board. This is the same problem that exists in Milwaukee. Those two orgs as they are today can't grab their ass with both hands to make a decision. You need a capo. But D-Wayne, my idol, The. Talent. Is. Not. There. 

Cavalry Rides Roughshod Over O-State 114-102, Advances to 2nd Round vs Zollner

I wouldn't know Darko Rajaković if I fell over him, and I don't often put blame on one person. The fact is Toronto was just not quite there this year, maybe next year, but they were right there in this one for the entire first half and well, Darko let the Cavalry run too long in the third. That's just fact. He had to call a quick time out there and he did not. By the time he did, Cleveland was up 9. Sorry Darko, this one's squarely on you, imo.

There it is, FINALLY. 58-49, 9:28 3rd. That was waiting too long, Darko!

15-0! 58-49, STILL no Ontario State TO. O no Ontario!

11-0! 56-49, Ontario State has to call time here!

54-49! 8-0 run end 2nd-beginning 3rd!

Cavalry take their first lead of the game, 51-49

But Sensitive City Will Not Give Up! HT 49-49

Cleveland is talented but tentative, yes "sensitive." They finished on a 6-0, 9-2 run. Their shooting really picked up, 42% (35%) while Ontario State's fell, 44% (33%). Sensitive STILL has. not. lead.

"Raptors" call the FTO. 29-39, 7:07 2Q.

Cle. can't throw the ball in the lake: 31% (21%). Ontario State came out and just smacked them in their Sensitive mouths and they haven't let up. Cle. is a little woozy.

They did score, a three, too, and Atkinson did NOT call FTO. 29-39

If Toronto scores here, Atkinson will call FTO

Ontario Emptying into Erie! 0-6 2Q, 24-32! Squeak go the Erie assholes.

Idk if Ontario State can play any better than this and it's 24-26, end 1Q. Bad boding for True North.

55%-33% shooting

(50%-22% trey)

Cle. does have 13-6 rebounding edge. They have never led. 

What would sink Cle. in Erie is squeaky bums and they loosened up in the second half of the quarter.

Cavalry Comin'! 7-0 run 19-22

Too SENSITIVE??? Cavalry 12 Ontario State 22, 3:40 1Q