Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Okies are fairly routing Lakies and will take G1

I see I have some company from cleveland.com in that last opinion...

The Cavs tied the game — for just the second time all night — with 5:28 remaining, sending a hush through the arena. 

But "mentally tough Detroit", led by former Cavs coach J.B. Bickerstaff, didn’t rattle

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The Man from Pluto:

Detroit is a very good team. Their 60-22 record wasn’t an accident. They earned it with their zest for defense and general mental toughness.




Reasonably it could...


Is this series going to ultimately make or break the Cavs with this core going forward? 🤔 It feels like this is where you draw the line in the Donovan Mitchell era even if it is losing to a one seed

In my view though, if they lose this series the indictees are Drunk Koby Altman and Kenny-the-non-jet-Atkinson who conspired to intentionally fiddle away November and December to build a tough, rested roster in rhe 'loffs. I had never heard of such an inane thing until I heard Pat Riley say "We like this roster." You can't just decide to play in the playoffs. Sensitive City never got back to near where they finished the 2024/25 season, had an existential first-round, seven-round bout with Ontario State and now are behind Zollner, who may or may not be more talented, but who showed more heart in tonight's game than Sensitive City has shown ever with this org. leadership and this roster.

I see I have some company in that last opinion...


The Cunningham-Duren connection came ALIVE when Detroit needed it most after the Cavs tied the game. 🤝

From 5:28 4Q...

When Beard made 3 FTs to tie it at 93, Z outscored SC 18-8 to win. That there's a closing KICK. Well-done, Z!!

Jalen Duren was immense in the 4th quarter. His block of ex-High Ceilingist Thomas Bryant at 10:03 is one of ESPN's highlights...But Duren wasn't done. In the last 5' when the game was won, Duren blocked another one, this time by Beard, got the rebound and scored on a dunk at the other end; Sensitives then missed, Duren got the 'board and scored on another dunk--that's another ESPN highlight; Sensitive called a Full Sensitivity Training; at 3:54 Duren dunked another one to give Zollner a 99-93 lead; at 2:17 Jenkins missed, Duren got the o-bound and Tobias Harris scored to put Z up 105-96. 

Not taking anything away from the other Tin Men, but to me it's a fair read of that 4th quarter that Jalen Duren had what Zollner needed most at the time that they needed it most.

USMLE Today

MAN, Dr. Ana worked today! 'Bout worked me ta death, too. Night Em's and Ee's.

Okies lead Lakies 58-46, 2:13 2nd

Tin Men Take G! 111-101 the finale

Tin Men on their feet. 97-93, 4:13 4Q. Sensitive City Full Sensitivity Training Session

93-92...TIED! 93-93, 5:12 LEFT TO PLAY. DO THE TIN MEN HAVE THE HEART????

CAVALRY CHARGING! 93-90, 5:59 left

You know the difference in this game, MORE than the difference?

Freebies. Z is 23/31, Sensitive 11/11.

Down to 5 and Bickerstaff calls for a full engine exam

93-86, 6:58 left. Right direction.

Z 8-0 run 93-82, 8:32 4Q. Not what Sensitive City needed.

Sensitive City about halved the lead in the 3Q, 83-76 end

Z's head coach, BJ Bickerstaff was Sensitive's head coach before Kenny Atkinson

Gawd, there are two fucking games tonight. OKC 9-9 La-La Bron-Bron, 8:47 1st

Zollner 73-62, 6:11 3Q

Z has led by 18; SC by 5. As explosive a scoring team as SC is, 11 points midway through 3rd ain't nothin'.

The line was Z -9.5? It closed dramatically to -3.5. Dunno what that's about. Wow.

Didn't even realize this was happening...HT Zollner (1-seed) 59 Sensitive City (4-seed) 46

Go Tin Men!



🤫 "i'm ambushing my dad"

 


😄"Basically, if everything was different, it would have been different."

"I feel like I had to use my energy. Obviously, I used a lot of it on one side of the court. On the other side, offensively, I used too much energy on things that didn't really help our team. So, that's on me. There was some good and some bad. It's a lot on me because my game wasn't feeling good tonight [to] where the team is going to look for me. If I had been better, if the offensive leaders on our team would have been better, it would have been different. So, basically, if everything was different, it would have been different."

-San Antone superstar Victor Wembanyama

Wemby's channeling of Yogi Berra did reveal a truer truth.  He had a triple-double...in a non-helpful way: 15 rebounds, 12 blocks, only 11 points. He shot 5/17 (0/8), and only 2 free throws, making one. 

FUCKING ICE BEAT SPURS!

Minnehaha went into Alamo and captured it. G1 goes to the North Star State 104-102. I'm shocked.

good morninga spurs and hotspurs, secret service wankers and SS officers

Monday, May 04, 2026

Yeah, Mamdani City just scored WAY more points than the Quakers, 137 to 98 was the final tally

The Quakers better have another meeting. It's 109-78, end 3Q.

Pubic Occurrences May 4, 2026

Secret Service Agent Arrested for Jerking Off Following Women in Miami Area Hotel Hallway

Or, as TMZ puts it, for "allegedly rubbing one out in the hallway outside their hotel room."

Sheldon Fox-7 News

@fox_sheldon

A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest. @wsvn #Exclusive

                     WSVN 7 News and Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office

6:00 PM · May 4, 2026
·256.1K Views

He looks very normal. John, you look very normal.


John, is that you down there checking your balls?! Trump, don't point! 

Look at the size of this ship!

 


AP photo of container ship passing in Strait of Hormuz.

Hotspurs 2 Ice 2, 10' 1Q. It's not going to end in a tie. Watch.

Oh my goodness. Mamdani City has scored TONS more points than Phila! 74-51 and it's only HALF over!