That's like three, right? Axios, ABC, now Wally. New Twee Times, ju get cut out?
4:31 pm:
Helpless, Nervous, Unbalanced, and Stupid
In an interview with Axios, Trump said that there was a "good chance" that the U.S. and Iran could come to a deal by Tuesday, but added that "if they don’t make a deal, I am blowing up everything over there."
He made similar comments in an ABC News interview, saying that if Iran does not come to a deal, "we're blowing up the whole country."
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Hegseth Says U.S. Troops Are Fighting for Jesus. The Pope Disagrees. In sharp contrast to the Trump administration's calls for Christian prayers for the war effort, Pope Leo XIV says military domination is "entirely foreign to the way of Jesus Christ."
Iran: Trump "helpless, nervous, unbalanced and stupid"
That has the meter of poetry! From Iranian General Ali Abdollahi Aliabadi I Like! And it's accurate of Ayatollah Trump. Poetry can be strictly factual and artistic!👏😂
4:35 pm:
Florida Man gives Iran 48 hours to open Strait of Hormuz
*Updated 11:19 pm:
When you have no answers you turn to religion. Trump has no answers and so he's getting all biblical and koranic on us:
“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out — 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!
خدا بزرگترین است! Ayatollah Trump.
Yeah, we remember. And we remember that before April 6 it was April 1 but such "great progress" was being made in negotiations that you pushed it back.
Remember when you said you had you had “beaten and completely decimated Iran.” That was on April Fool's Day.
The brilliant and courageous Iranian people, unique to my mind, are successfully keeping Trump in check with his every move. Undeniable facts on the ground are making a daily liar out of the Cowardly Lyin' U.S. president. And Iranians are also mocking him with darkly humorous memes and short vids and laughing at him spontaneously on state TV.
Trump is confused and desperate, he's also, well, too "stupid" to get out of this alone, and he is alone. His unwell mind now is being stalked with fear of a wrathful God. And by the wrath of Man's law. For if he continues to attack Iran's civilian infrastructure, as he has already done, on Monday, those new attacks will be duly added to the war crime indictments that he and Netanyahu will face.
Jeffrey D. Sachs, economist at Columbia, predicts,
‘Iran Won’t Lose War’; ‘Doom’ For Israel, U.S
Key Perspectives
Jeffrey Sachs' Analysis: As a frequent commentator on international affairs, Sachs has warned on platforms like Piers Morgan Uncensored that the war against Iran is a strategic miscalculation. He believes the U.S. is "complicit in genocide" regarding the situation in Gaza, according to a March 2024 interview.
Sachs is not alone:
Jiang Xueqin's Predictions: Often termed "China's Nostradamus," Jiang Xueqin, a Chinese academic, has gone viral for predicting a 2027 full-scale invasion of Iran by the US. He has argued that the U.S. military is unprepared and that a war could lead to the U.S. losing its status as a global power.
Who knows? These are predictions, however learned (or not) the messengers. But they seem, to me at least, more cogent and reasonable than the pin-balling statements coming from the demented, mentally decompensating, emotionally destabilized center of the American government, the White House.
City are seriously on for a domestic treble btw. There’s nobody left in that FA Cup they should be worried about and if they beat Arsenal at The Etihad I just cannot fathom the idea that they don’t catch them.
Arguably no moment better exemplifies the recent fall of the Miami Heat than this: Thursday, when the NBA named its Players of the Month for March, Bam Adebayo was not even a nominee.
The "Heat" are 3-8 since Bam Adebayo's 83-point explosion vs Lizards in Bleak House March 10. Today these two fine examples of basketball ineptitude renew acquaintances in the same venue for the first time since that epochal event that everybody ignores. "Heat" are -17.5. I would lay money on the Lizards to cover.
Iran "has no air defenses.Iran has no air force. Iran has no Navy. Their missiles, their missile launchers and drones being destroyed or shot out of the sky. Their missile volume is down 90%. Their one-way attack drones yesterday, down 95%."
And then today...
Iran Shoots Down Two U.S. Military Planes in Separate Incidents in One Day
White House says Trump won’t appear before press on Friday
The White House at 4 p.m. EST called a “lid” for press, indicating the president would not be making any appearance in front of the media for the day.
The call came hours earlier than normal and signaled the president and White House are remaining tight-lipped as the search-and-rescue mission continued.
Florida Man, why? Why not a second national address in two days? Is it because you're SCARED?
9:22 am:
"We're fighting wars. We can't take care of day care. ...Medicaid, Medicare..."
"All these individual things, they can do it on a state basis, you can't do it on a federal. We have to take care of one thing: military protection..."
What the heck, it's Friday night. Shut up you make me sick.
"...at this point – win in play-in round, lose in play-in round, wind up being bounced around again in the first round of the playoffs – if the message is not clear already to the front office, then something is wrong. This team is not good enough. This core is not good enough. Squeezing into the playoffs, when eight of 15 in each conference advance, is little more than a badge of mediocrity. If there already is not a blueprint of change circulating through the front office, then hope will remain an abstract. It should not take the play-in round for a wakeup call to resonate. No matter when it ends, short of another NBA Finals Hail Mary, change has to be at hand."
"OBLITERATED"? pause pause pause NOT. U.S. Intelligence: Iran Military "poised to wreak absolute havoc"--Half of Missile Launchers Intact; Half of Drones Available
8:51 pm:
Oustings:
1:53 pm:
Florida Bimbo Pamela Jo Bondi Fired
She can now resume her natural calling as an aged call girl.
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Bond girl Bondi thought that AGs were forever, but those Epstein pics of Dr. Donald with pussy galore were supposed to be for her eyes only. Could this thin thunderball land another gig on his majesty's secret service? Never say never.
The "Heat" decimal win percentage is .531, which equates to an average 44-38 record every year. With five games left in the 2025/26 season their win % decimal is .519, projecting to 43-39.
‘I Don’t Care About That’: Trump Says Iran’s Enriched Uranium Is Not a Concern because "it's so far underground."
President Trump’s statement was the second time in 24 hours that he had declared that the nuclear problem with Iran had been solved, despite all evidence to the contrary.
The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran.
Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!). This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime’s 47 year 'Reign of Terror'.
-The Toilet Peoples President. The instantiation of who the American people are, for all the world to see.
"Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, / The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. / Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, / I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
America is built on those worn out. not able to make a living elsewhere, and homeless. Americans are combined wretched refuse of others gathering hopeless on others' shores, taken in by this new country that needed bodies, able or not, intelligence and morals irrelevant. America has accumulated 200 years of garbage and are thrilled to elect one of their own. Garbage does not take itself out and toilets do not flush rhemselves. A new species of humanity, the ignorant, easily fooled Toilet People have taken root, flowered and spread their pestilent seed all across the land. Americans are the worst of the worst, laughed at by Iran, at the United Nations, by the world, who would flush them if they could, and may yet.
They are "marks", easily fooled, ignorant dullards. The world sees.
Bruh, did you see all the splosions? America, fuck yeah!
Because American marks might be fooled by this,but the world’s political, military, and economic leaders wouldn’t be.
The world LAUGHS at them:
[The president chosen by the American people twice] also jabbed at Ireland’s President Catherine Connolly, when asked about her criticism that the U.S. and Israeli operations have been “deliberate assaults on international law.”
“Look, he’s lucky I exist,” Trump said of Connolly, who is a woman.
The Iran war is "a big chess game at a very high level — very high-level chess, the highest.”😂
Not since the swiss-cheese brain of Idi Amin has any nation's leader been so mocked for his cognitive deficits. Never has a people so convincingly proved themselves too stupid to make democracy work than has the American people. They chose (twice) the Caddyshack president, The Apprentice president, the Saturday Night Live regular. Americans truly are the "wretched refuse" of humanity, as their national statue is inscribed. The world would be a cleaner, safer place if these Toilet People and the Toilet Nation they comprise were flushed from the surface of the Earth.
Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’
(...and always have been)
March 3, 2026, 2:41 pm:
Pressed for answers on Iran, Trump is betrayed by his limited attention span
Monday offered the president an opportunity to explain and justify the war he’d started. He appeared far more interested in the White House decor.
Feb. 21, 2026, 6:17 pm:
"There's hatred there."--Brady Tkachuk, Team USA on Team Canada, who play for the Olympic gold medal tomorrow.
As the Chief Justice put it, "Having just fought a revolution motivated in large part by taxes imposed on them" by the King of England without their consent...
The most absurd cause of revolution in the history of humanity. Born in a temper tantrum, die in a temper tantrum.
And on...
[Trump's racist Obama meme is] something which had, for many years, been confined to the dustbin of history, while still very much a part of the vocabulary of white supremacists.
But something has changed.
Maybe it's social media, maybe it's something else, but something has changed. We are in a new reality where, for more than 12 hours, Trump's White House thought this was OK.
Trump: "I looked at the beginning of it. It was fine. Nobody knew that that was at the end."
When asked if he would apologize for an overtly racist video clip of the Obamas posted on President Trump's Truth Social, the president said Friday, "No, I didn't make a mistake."
Trump said he looks at "thousands of things" when he spoke to reporters on Air Force One en route to Palm Beach.
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