Zollner's Heavy Metal in Motown Kills Mice

The Least pole-to-pole season's leaders whoooped the Mice 98-83, evening the series at 1-1 after a convincing, never-trailed "Magic" 112-101 dub in G1. The series now heads to Central for G's 3 and 4.

Public Occurrences April 22, 2026

 Florida Felon Fires Sec. Navy

He is...UNBELIEVABLE!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA! All day long Republicans were winning, the Spirit was unbelievable, until the very end when, of course, there was a massive “Mail In Ballot Drop!” Where have I heard that before — And the Democrats eked out another Crooked Victory! Six to five goes to ten to one, and yet the Presidential Election in November was very close to a 50-50 split. In addition to everything else, the language on the Referendum was purposefully unintelligible and deceptive. As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person, and even I had no idea what the hell they were talking about in the Referendum, and neither do they! Let’s see if the Courts will fix this travesty of “Justice.” President DONALD J. TRUMP

Apr 22, 2026, 1:34 PM

Can't Make This Up

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

“YOU CAN’T COMPROMISE ON SANITY AND COMMON SENSE!”

Apr 22, 2026, 2:54 PM

A Dem Friend's Approach😂

They go low we go high. Fuck that in the face

They go low
We go lower cut their cocks off and stuff it in thier faces by any legal means by taking any position that WIILL WIN

I am not worthy.

Upsets! FT Beans (1-1) 97 Seven Foot Sixers (1-1) 111. The series now shifts for two games to Philthydelphia.

In Alamo, Portlandia (1-1) defeated the Wenbyless (concussion, 12' played) Hotspurs (1-1) 103-106.

The only team, in the Least at...least, who hold a 2-0 is Sensitive City over Ontario State.

Public Occurrences April 21, 2026

CALLED BY AP: VIRGINIA VOTERS APPROVE DEMOCRATIC GERRYMANDER 

🥳👏

The Florida Criminal started this fight in Texas. Democrats are finishing it.

5:06 pm:

TACO!

He extended the ceasefire despite saying previously it was etched in stone and "bombs will fly" if Iran didn't agree to a deal.

NY Times Pitchbot

‪@nytpitchbot.bsky.social‬

Trump has agreed to end the war in Iran if Iran agrees to rename the Strait of Hormuz the "Strait of America".

2:09 PM · Apr 21, 2026

Eleven (in heat) just ambushed me with an unwanted cum shot. I will let my shirt speak for me.

MAMDANIS DIDN'T HAVE A FTO AT END, HAD TO GO!

Oh my goodness, all the cognos, the play-by-play guy, the tweeters and idiot bloggers missed that!

Trump’s presidency is what evil looks like: absurd, frightening, cruel

Nesrine Malik, The Guardian

Public Occurrences April 20, 2026

Won't See This Reposted on Truth Social!

Detroit gas station clerk saved teenage girl from man after she mouthed 'help' to him

"I feel good when you save somebody," Yemeni immigrant Abdulrahman Abohatem told local TV.

The young Yemeni immigrant manning the cash register at a Sunoco gas station in Detroit struggles at time with his English, but police say he immediately understood when the 16-year-old girl seeking to buy cigarettes silently mouthed the word “help.”

Now Abdulrahman Abohatem is being hailed as a hero for saving that teenager from a suspected rapist who allegedly abducted her at gunpoint last week. And the local Yemeni-American business community is showing its appreciation by raising money to help him defray the costs of his upcoming wedding.

“We are all very proud of him,” said Mohammed Alsanai, principal of the Frontier International Academy in Hamtramck, which is where the teenager attends school.

...

“I feel good when you save somebody,” he told the ABC News affiliate WXYZ-TV. “Sixteen years old — she is a child.”

4:15 pm:

Really, Prime Minister...

Keir Starmer furiously told Parliament today that the Foreign Office never told him that Peter Mandelson failed vetting and overruled UKSV to approve the appointment as ambassador to the U.S.

But Mandelson is a scandal magnet, why did Starmer even consider him? The appointment--to the UK's most important diplomatic posting, no less--faced considerable opposition and skepticism from the start. And what was Starmer told that led him to tell Parliament three times in answer to direct questions if Mandelson had been cleared by UKSV, that "due process" had been followed? The Foreign Office told Starmer something, and if it was anything other than "UKSV-approved", Starmer should have asked "Wtf do you mean 'due process'?"

 Starmer Out.

Ira Winderman: "Institutional Arrogance"; Play-IN May Be Difficult 2026/27

MIAMI — Institutional arrogance is what has made and what has driven the Miami Heat during these three-plus decades of Riley/Arison oversight.

...

As coach and players on Thursday at Kaseya Center put to rest the season, the response was no more play-in, have to get out of the play-in, can’t keep placing the season in such a delicate one- or two-game balance.

The institutional arrogance of that they are better than this.

The reality is that there very well may stand a pathway out of the play-in.

A sobering pathway.

Based on this season’s regular-season finish, it is apparent that the Eastern Conference’s top four seeds aren’t going anywhere any time soon.

Detroit has proven it’s for real.

Boston’s staying power is undeniable.

New York is all-in for this moment.

Cleveland’s depth of talent again prevailed.

So that’s four almost sure things going forward for next season when it comes to the six seeds with direct entry into the best-of-seven first round of the playoffs.

And then there is the undeniable truth of this season’s No. 12 in the East possibly rising as high as No. 2 next season.

As in Indiana...

So that’s five out of six that would appear firmly planted as perceived direct-entry playoff teams in the East next season.

Leaving one spot ahead of the play-in round of Nos. 7-10.

And leaving Atlanta, Toronto, Philadelphia, Orlando and Charlotte, who all finished ahead of the Heat this season.

If one of those joins the aforementioned seeming playoffs locks (Pistons, Celtics, Knicks, Cavaliers and Pacers), then all the rooms would be filled at the direct-entry 2027 Playoff Inn.

Further, consider that Washington, with the late-season acquisitions of Anthony Davis and Trae Young has made it clear it will be playing for keeps next season, while also playing with another high-end lottery pick to be added to its mix.

Which brings it back to the Heat and that institutional arrogance of being better than the conference’s chaff.

Remember, the Hawks are receiving the Pelicans' lottery pick; the rise in Atlanta could well continue.

The 76ers, as debatable as it stands, could have more of Joel Embiid, and will have more of Paul George, after this season’s suspension.

The Hornets, as the Heat learned on Tuesday night, have become emboldened by their run through the second half of the season.

And that’s not even getting to the combined 9-0 dominance over the Heat by the Magic and Raptors this season.

So the Heat have to pick a lane.

Institutional arrogance all too often has convinced the Heat that they’re better than the rest — even when they’re not.

As it stands, a third consecutive season at No. 10 might be the challenge, let alone rising into the top six.

The reality is that without change in roster and approach, making the play-in could stand as a quality achievement.

Because being stuck in the middle might not even be possible without change.

So … fork in the road.

With only two logical choices:

— Go all-in on a risk-taking major swing for the fences.

— Or sit back, develop the youth, offload the veterans, with the knowledge that their 2027 first-round pick only goes to the Hornets if outside of the lottery.

This is not a time for the timid.

Nor is it a time for Riley to offer pithiness of how health, internal growth, greater conviction can turn it around.

This will take more. Far more.

Ira

Public Occurrences April 19, 2026

"The U.S. has changed"

"The U.S. has changed and we must respond. It’s about taking back control of our security, our borders and our future.”--Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney in a video address to the nation today.

5:18 pm:

President Obama-Mayor Mamdani Meeting at Day Care Saturday

Trump to OMB (and Project 2025) Director Russell Vought, April 2:

“Don’t send any money for day care, because the United States can’t take care of day care. That has to be up to a state. We can’t take care of day care. We’re a big country. We have 50 states. We have all these other people. We’re fighting wars. We can’t take care of day care. You got to let a state take care of day care, and they should pay for it too.”

5:04 pm:

Trump threatens to destroy Iran civilian infrastructure if no deal

Go fuck yourself, TACO.

3:37 pm:

OH MY GOD: EIGHT CHILDREN MURDERED IN A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE MASS SHOOTING IN SHREVEPORT, LOUISIANA

"MAGIC" STUN "PISTONS" G1 112-101 IN MOTOWN. Z was -8.5.

Astonishing Stat

The odds - according to statisticians Opta - remain heavily in Arsenal's favour but their chances have fallen from 97% to 73% within a week, while City have leapt from 3% to having a 27% chance of winning the title.

That's an astonishing stat. It sounds like a Nate Silver stat. I don't know from that what the bettors odds are, e.g., City 3/1, bet $1 to win $3. I would...bet that bettors are investing in City if it's ~3/1.

*Update: As of April 19, 2026, Manchester City has become the favorites to win the Premier League following a pivotal victory over Arsenal, with betting odds around 8/11. ...Arsenal’s odds have dropped significantly to around 6/5. 

The meaning of an "odds-on" favorite is when the first number is smaller than the second, Betting odds-on favorites is poor investing. For example, to bet City to win, you would have to invest $11 to win $8 back; for Arsenal, you'd wager $5 to win $6. Beeb, your 538-style percentages are bullshit stats. Nobody knows, as Nate Bronze didn't know, what Hillary Clinton having a 70% chance of winning the presidency meant, until she didn't. 

Since Arteta took charge of Arsenal in 2019, City have won the Premier League four times but it is Arsenal who have been at number one for the longest period at 537 days to City's 453.

That's an astonishing stat. Why have Arsenal not won a league title in those seven seasons while have City have won four? The Beeb answers:

This month of the calendar remains Guardiola's favourite with his win ratio now standing at 71.4% - 2.53 points per game - while Arteta continues to suffer in his worst month, collecting 1.48 points per game with a win rate success of 39.5%.

That is pathetic, Arteta. Fucking pathetic.

Florida Criminal's Florid Early Morning Posts

Continuing our popular series. A look through several days revealed that some of his most unhinged come in early morning.

Early Sunday morning Florida Criminal post of the day!

..."We’re offering a very fair and reasonable DEAL, and I hope they take it because, if they don’t, the United States is going to knock out every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge, in Iran. ..."

Does he realize he previously threatened that? No.

 

 4/19/26, 8:10 AM 

April 16, 4:03 pm:

After Midnight Special!

                                                          

THAT IS "ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ" IN FLORIDA. IT OPENED IN 2025, NINE YEARS AFTER PRESIDENT OBAMA LEFT OFFICE! THERE WAS A PRESIDENT WHO VISITED IT, THOUGH:

April 15, 8:59 am:

Good morning Posts From Florida Felon!

Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

The Radical Left Lunatics might not like this, but I think it is quite nice!!!  President DJT

4/15/26, 8:34 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116408742801619405)

April 14, 4:05 pm:

First post of the day at 7:49 am!

Donald J. Trump

 (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

Biden administration weaponized law to infringe rights of pro-life activists, DOJ says: justthenews.com/politics-polic

 (https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/abortion/biden-administration-weaponized-law-infringe-rights-pro-life-activists-doj)

justthenews.com

Biden administration weaponized law to infringe rights of pro-life activists, DOJ says

Federal prosecutors engaged in "inappropriate conduct and comments" and knowingly withheld evidence from defense counsels.

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The only "news" source he has cited in the 10 days I have been tracking him is "justthenews". Never heard of it and haven't researched it. His imprimatur is enough.

April 13, 9:02 pm:

Trump's first post by the light of day today was at 10:23 am.

Donald J. Trump

 (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

Iran’s Navy is laying at the bottom of the sea, completely obliterated - 158 ships. What we have not hit are their small number of, what they call, “fast attack ships,” because we did not consider them much of a threat. Warning: If any of these ships come anywhere close to our BLOCKADE, they will be immediately ELIMINATED, using the same system of kill that we use against the drug dealers on boats at Sea. It is quick and brutal. P.S. 98.2% of Drugs coming into the U.S. by Ocean or Sea have STOPPED! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT

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His last previous post, see timeline below, was at 4:10 am.

9:22 am April 13:

Trump Was Up All Night Posting

Messiah Complex. He is sick. Nytimes pitchbot has a long multi-post arguing that the media are not paying sufficient attention to Trump's mental illness. I agree.

10:53 pm April 12

12:43 am April 13

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2:38 am

4:10 am

10:52 pm April 12, 2026:

First post of the day yesterday, 9:07 am: fertilizer.

Shit-for-brains wakes up with manure on his mind. Makes sense!

Donald J. Trump

 (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

I am watching fertilizer prices CLOSELY during our FIGHT FOR FREEDOM in Iran. The United States will not accept PRICE GOUGING from the fertilizer monopoly! American Farmers, we have your back! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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12:28 pm:
Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

4/5/26, 8:03 AM

 
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

4/7/26, 8:06 AM

Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump


The United States will work closely with Iran, which we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change! There will be no enrichment of Uranium, and the United States will, working with Iran, dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attack. We are, and will be, talking Tariff and Sanctions relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been been agreed to. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP


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4/8/26, 7:22 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116368825638596650)


Donald J. Trump
(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump


A Country supplying Military Weapons to Iran will be immediately tariffed, on any and all goods sold to the United States of America, 50%, effective immediately. There will be no exclusions or exemptions! President DJT

4/8/26, 7:30 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116368854361048135)


Donald J. Trump


WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT

4/10/26, 9:31 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116380657463593385)

Donald J. Trump

(https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump)@realDonaldTrump

Massive numbers of completely empty oil tankers, some of the largest anywhere in the World, are heading, right now, to the United States to load up with the best and “sweetest” oil (and gas!) anywhere in the World. We have more oil than the next two largest oil economies combined - and higher quality. We are waiting for you. Quick turnaround! President DJT

4/11/26, 7:30 AM (https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116385843841281126)