Wednesday, June 03, 2026
I haven't had an American Jew give me and my ANTIFA bumper sticker the finger in a LONG time
Tuesday, June 02, 2026
Public Occurrences June 2, 2026
Trumpanyahu: The View From the Muslim Mid-East:
Trump berated Netanyahu? Analysts question US-Israel feud rumours
Analysts say ‘strategic leaks’ aim to influence public perceptions amid diplomatic impasse in US-Israel war on Iran.
6:43 pm:
Trump Regime Abandons $1.8B Slush Fund for Jan. 6 Coupsters
Reach Out and Touch Someone
“What the fuck are you doing? You’re fucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.”
This warm moment between butt buddies resulted from Israel Protectorate Governor Benjamin Netanyahu's order to his military to resume bombardment in southern Beirut, Lebanon, which put a (temporary?) kibosh on an agreement being negotiated by Foreign Minister Marco Lu with Iran to cease Crusader aggression. Toilet Nation Premier Donald Trump delivered the touching remarks.
There is widespread agreement, constituting ontological certainty, among the Toilet Nation intelligentsia that "Everybody hates Israel" is a true statement of fact, e.g. Axelrod. Premier Trump also said, and I quote, "I had a very good call with Hezbollah..." which led to an acute shortage of anti-diarrheal agents in the Protectorate, as Hez is a (one of many) sworn enemy.
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Netanyahu’s Critics Accuse Him of Heading a U.S. ‘Vassal State’
Critics pounced on the Israeli prime minister after President Trump claimed on social media he had persuaded him to call off “a major raid” on Hezbollah in Beirut.
“A total vassal state,” said Yair Lapid, the leader of Israel’s opposition, in a post on social media.That is the reporting of claimed Toilet Nation "newspaper of record" The New Twee Times.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world
2002: "Who am I going to root for now (that the Miami "Fusion" folded)? I sorta liked that sport. Eenie meenie...Nah. My buddy from the "Fusion" message board, MANCITY FAN! I'll adopt his team like he adopted my team!"
That's how I became a City fan.2023: "Dad, you want a cat?"
"Well, I, uh, er..."
"You see that stray there?"
"Yes"
"That's your cat. Ana, don't play with him, that's my dad's cat. I'll bring him by tomorrow, dad."
"Well, I, uh, er..."
Monday, June 01, 2026
Pep Guardioa statement, May 22, announcing he was leaving Manchester City FC
"When I arrived, my first interview was with Noel Gallagher [band Oasis]. I walked out thinking, ‘Okay… Noel is here? This will be fun.'
“And what a time we have had together. Don’t ask me the reasons I’m leaving. There is no reason, but deep inside, I know it’s my time. Nothing is eternal, if it was, I would be here. Eternal will be the feeling, the people, the memories, the love I have for my Manchester City.
“This is a city built from work. From graft [work, labor in Britain]. You see it in the colour of the bricks. From people who clocked in early, stayed late. The factories. The Pankhursts. (1) The unions. The music. Simply the Industrial Revolution and how this changed the world. And I think I grew to understand that, and my teams did too.
“We worked. We suffered. We fought. And we did things our own way. Our way.
“Hard work comes in many forms. Trips to Bournemouth, when we lost the Premier League, and you were there. Trips to Istanbul, when you were there, too.
“Remember, the Manchester Arena attack,(2) when this city showed the world what strength actually looks like? Not anger. Not fear. Just love. Community. Togetherness. A city united.
“Remember, losing my mum during COVID and feeling this club carry me through it. The fans, the staff, the people of Manchester, you gave me strength when I needed it most. Cris, my kids, my whole family, you were there as always. Khaldoon (3) you were there too.
“Players don’t forget - every single instant, moment, me, my staff, this club, everything. What we have done, we have done it for all of you. And you have been just exceptional. You don’t know it yet, but you are leaving a legacy.
“So as my time comes to an end, be happy. Oasis are back again. [band's favorite team is City.]
“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for trusting me.
“Thank you for pushing me.
“Thank you for loving me.
“Tony Walsh said in his unforgettable poem this is the place. (4) I’m sorry, Tony: this is my place.
“Noel…I was right.
“It has been so f****** fun.
“Love you all.”
(1) Emmeline Pankurst, Manchester native, organized first suffragette movement. One of Time magazine's 100 most influential people of 20th Century.
(2) May 22, 2017, nine years to the day. Islamic terrorist bombing that killed 22, injured 1,017
(3) Khaldoon Al Mubarak, City Chairman; UAE Presidential Special Envoy to Peoples Republic of China 2018-present.
(4) British poet. Tribute to Manchester after Manchester Arena attack. Listen:
How Could They? Cleveland Trades Myles Garrett! 👀
Garrett belongs in Cleveland forever. He was at home among his fellow low-lifes there, the wretched refuse, the forever losers, the liars and deniers, the punks and the scum. Trash takes itself out.
Sunday, May 31, 2026
Jill Biden Today (on PoJo debate with Trump): "'Oh, my God, he's having a stroke.'"
"I was frightened, because I had never ever seen Joe like that before or since. Never. I don't know what happened. As I watched it, I thought, 'Oh, my God, he's having a stroke.' And it scared me to death."
Jill Biden then (June 2024):
"Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question, you knew all the facts," and she joined the crowd in chanting "four more years."
Thank you, Jill-Off!
PoJo said he was to be a "bridge" to the future. By the time he got out of the race he was a collapsed bridge to nowhere. Fucking moronic piece of shit.You know, there's recent history of my party doing these mindless faceplants. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg notoriously DIED in office, gifting Trump a SCOTUS vote. That vote helped overturn Roe v Wade. And Sen. Diane Feinstein, I think she actually was dead her last year in the Senate.
Fucking pieces of shit. We lost SCOTUS, abortion rights, and the country. WORTHLESS pieces of fucking SHIT. Worthy of the TOILET NATION!
Generous quote from SGA
"They're young, they're talented, well-coached, play the right way, play together, seems like they like each other," said back-to-back regular-season MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (https://www.espn.com/nba/player/_/id/4278073/shai-gilgeous-alexander), who had his best performance of the series with 35 points and nine assists to give Oklahoma City a chance in Game 7. "They have the makeup for sure. You don't beat us without the makeup, and we're here. They got the makeup to go get [a championship]."
Saturday, May 30, 2026
The role of role players*
Jake Weinbach
@JWeinbachNBA
Julian Champagnie was the true difference-maker for the Spurs in Game 7.
20 points on 6-of-10 shooting from 3 and a team-high +16 to help take San Antonio to the NBA Finals. Champagnie has been such a pivotal role player at $3M per year.
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And that CRITICAL block on SGA, Jake! Biggest play of the night. *OH THEY CHANGED THAT CALL TO A CLEAN SGA MISS!
HA HA! He certainly is!
U.S. Ambassador to Russia, 2012-2014.
Isn’t that @spurs coach amazing!!? #GoStanford!
10:53 PM · May 30, 2026
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