Iran Rejects Ceasefire Proposal, Will Only Accept End to War and No Future Attacks
Monday, April 06, 2026
Sunday, April 05, 2026
I have a question: Does a trading team have to take the whole Antetokounmpo clan?
There's Giannis, of course. There's Thanasis. I had heard of him. But now, I just noticed today, there's Alex Antetokounmpo. All three drinking from Beer's trough.
I was a little annoyed at Giannis and his coy behavior at the trading deadline and he is the only Antetokounmpo who is worth a shit in basketball. Now that I see that Giannis is still complaining and that there are three Antetokounmpos who are "Bucks"--that's a bad look to me, and it's a bad headache. Is a trading team expected to be like the Houston "Aeros" where if you take Howe père, Gordie, you also must take Howe fils, Mark and Marty? Is the NBA to be the WHA of the mid-2020's? I'm not down with that.
Antetokounmpos, why don't you fucking stay in Beer and like it.
Public Occurrences Easter Sunday, 2026
Israeli War Crimes*
Beirut strikes: Amid one of the heaviest days of Israeli bombardment of the Lebanese capital, a strike in a densely populated residential area next to one of Lebanon’s largest hospitals killed at least four people and wounded 40 others, according to Doctors Without Borders. The group, which is working alongside staff at the hospital, declared it a mass-casualty incident. Earlier Sunday, the Israeli military said it was attacking Hezbollah “infrastructure sites,” and it conducted multiple raids on targets in the city’s southern outskirts.
10:08 pm:
International reporter
Multiple reports in Iranian state media said Israel struck Iran’s elite Sharif University of Technology, a magnet for Iran’s brightest minds and a recruiting ground for top American universities. Iranian media posted photographs of destruction inside the campus, with debris and rubble covering the ground and the street outside. The attack on Sharif followed a wave of Israeli strikes on Iranian universities over the past week in Tehran and Isfahan.
The structure providing gas to the university was also attacked, Tehran’s municipality told state media. Gas was cut off for the neighborhood surrounding the campus, and streets in the Azadi area in central Tehran were blocked, according to the reports. ...
The importance of this tonight, at least to me, is that it appears to be a harbinger of Trump's threat for Tuesday and beyond. Israel and the U.S. coordinate in war crimes.
*Iran has committed war crimes as well. They have indiscriminately fired on Israel and Gulf states sympathetic to the U.S., which has committed war crimes of its own.
Interview day, cont.:
Florida Criminal, 34-Time Convicted Felon, Threatens War Crimes
'If they [Iran] don’t do something by Tuesday evening, they won’t have any power plants and they won’t have any bridges standing’
WASHINGTON—President Trump threatened to destroy all of Iran’s power plants if the country’s leaders don’t agree to reopen the Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday evening, ratcheting up pressure on Tehran.
“If they don’t come through, if they want to keep it closed, they’re going to lose every power plant and every other plant they have in the whole country,” Trump said in an eight-minute interview with The Wall Street Journal on Sunday.
That's like three, right? Axios, ABC, now Wally. New Twee Times, ju get cut out?
Helpless, Nervous, Unbalanced, and Stupid
In an interview with Axios, Trump said that there was a "good chance" that the U.S. and Iran could come to a deal by Tuesday, but added that "if they don’t make a deal, I am blowing up everything over there."
He made similar comments in an ABC News interview, saying that if Iran does not come to a deal, "we're blowing up the whole country."
THERE
8:53 am:
Donald J. Trump O© @realDonaldTrump
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Happy Easter Dumb Bunny
Saturday, April 04, 2026
Public Occurrences April 4, 2026*
8:20 pm:
OH! OH! NYTIMES YOU BLOW!
8:11 pm:
Hegseth Says U.S. Troops Are Fighting for Jesus. The Pope Disagrees.
In sharp contrast to the Trump administration's calls for Christian prayers for the war effort, Pope Leo XIV says military domination is "entirely foreign to the way of Jesus Christ."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
In sharp contrast to the Trump administration's calls for Christian prayers for the war effort, Pope Leo XIV says military domination is "entirely foreign to the way of Jesus Christ."
4:35 pm:
Iran: Trump "helpless, nervous, unbalanced and stupid"
That has the meter of poetry! From Iranian General Ali Abdollahi Aliabadi I Like! And it's accurate of Ayatollah Trump. Poetry can be strictly factual and artistic!👏😂
4:35 pm:
Florida Man gives Iran 48 hours to open Strait of Hormuz
*Updated 11:19 pm:
When you have no answers you turn to religion. Trump has no answers and so he's getting all biblical and koranic on us:
“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out — 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!
خدا بزرگترین است! Ayatollah Trump.
Yeah, we remember. And we remember that before April 6 it was April 1 but such "great progress" was being made in negotiations that you pushed it back.
Remember when you said you had you had “beaten and completely decimated Iran.” That was on April Fool's Day.
The brilliant and courageous Iranian people, unique to my mind, are successfully keeping Trump in check with his every move. Undeniable facts on the ground are making a daily liar out of the Cowardly Lyin' U.S. president. And Iranians are also mocking him with darkly humorous memes and short vids and laughing at him spontaneously on state TV.
Trump is confused and desperate, he's also, well, too "stupid" to get out of this alone, and he is alone. His unwell mind now is being stalked with fear of a wrathful God. And by the wrath of Man's law. For if he continues to attack Iran's civilian infrastructure, as he has already done, on Monday, those new attacks will be duly added to the war crime indictments that he and Netanyahu will face.
Jeffrey D. Sachs, economist at Columbia, predicts,
‘Iran Won’t Lose War’; ‘Doom’ For Israel, U.S
Key Perspectives
- Jeffrey Sachs' Analysis: As a frequent commentator on international affairs, Sachs has warned on platforms like Piers Morgan Uncensored that the war against Iran is a strategic miscalculation. He believes the U.S. is "complicit in genocide" regarding the situation in Gaza, according to a March 2024 interview.
Jiang Xueqin's Predictions: Often termed "China's Nostradamus," Jiang Xueqin, a Chinese academic, has gone viral for predicting a 2027 full-scale invasion of Iran by the US. He has argued that the U.S. military is unprepared and that a war could lead to the U.S. losing its status as a global power.
Who knows? These are predictions, however learned (or not) the messengers. But they seem, to me at least, more cogent and reasonable than the pin-balling statements coming from the demented, mentally decompensating, emotionally destabilized center of the American government, the White House.
FA Cup: City 4-0 Slaverpool; Southampton 2-1 Arsenal;
Adam Rowe
@adamrowecomedy
City are seriously on for a domestic treble btw. There’s nobody left in that FA Cup they should be worried about and if they beat Arsenal at The Etihad I just cannot fathom the idea that they don’t catch them.
@adamrowecomedy
City are seriously on for a domestic treble btw. There’s nobody left in that FA Cup they should be worried about and if they beat Arsenal at The Etihad I just cannot fathom the idea that they don’t catch them.
That's pretty funny.
Arguably no moment better exemplifies the recent fall of the Miami Heat than this: Thursday, when the NBA named its Players of the Month for March, Bam Adebayo was not even a nominee.
The "Heat" are 3-8 since Bam Adebayo's 83-point explosion vs Lizards in Bleak House March 10. Today these two fine examples of basketball ineptitude renew acquaintances in the same venue for the first time since that epochal event that everybody ignores. "Heat" are -17.5. I would lay money on the Lizards to cover.
Friday, April 03, 2026
Public Occurrences April 3, 2026
Trump, Desperate and Debilitated, is Now Stalked by Fear
Florida Man: Iran has "no anti-aircraft equipment. Their radar is 100% annihilated."
National address April Fool's DaySec. Defense Pete Henpecked March 4:
"in under a week" the U.S. and Israel would have "complete control of Iranian skies."
"It means we will fly all day, all night, day and night..."Iran will be able to do nothing about it."
Henpecked March 13:
Iran "has no air defenses. Iran has no air force. Iran has no Navy. Their missiles, their missile launchers and drones being destroyed or shot out of the sky. Their missile volume is down 90%. Their one-way attack drones yesterday, down 95%."
And then today...
Iran Shoots Down Two U.S. Military Planes in Separate Incidents in One Day
Inter alia, Associated Press April 3
Both pilots rescued.
White House says Trump won’t appear before press on Friday
The White House at 4 p.m. EST called a “lid” for press, indicating the president would not be making any appearance in front of the media for the day.
The call came hours earlier than normal and signaled the president and White House are remaining tight-lipped as the search-and-rescue mission continued.
Florida Man, why? Why not a second national address in two days? Is it because you're SCARED?
9:22 am:
"We're fighting wars. We can't take care of day care. ...Medicaid, Medicare..."
"All these individual things, they can do it on a state basis, you can't do it on a federal. We have to take care of one thing: military protection..."
"This team is not good enough. This core is not good enough."
"...at this point – win in play-in round, lose in play-in round, wind up being bounced around again in the first round of the playoffs – if the message is not clear already to the front office, then something is wrong. This team is not good enough. This core is not good enough. Squeezing into the playoffs, when eight of 15 in each conference advance, is little more than a badge of mediocrity. If there already is not a blueprint of change circulating through the front office, then hope will remain an abstract. It should not take the play-in round for a wakeup call to resonate. No matter when it ends, short of another NBA Finals Hail Mary, change has to be at hand."
Not a good roster, and a coach who insists on pushing the same button when those buttons simply aren’t working.
Those are as critical as Ira has ever been. Taking a shot at Eric Spoelstra yesterday.
Thursday, April 02, 2026
Public Occurrences April 2, 2026
"OBLITERATED"? pause pause pause NOT. U.S. Intelligence: Iran Military "poised to wreak absolute havoc"--Half of Missile Launchers Intact; Half of Drones Available
8:51 pm:
Oustings:
1:53 pm:
Florida Bimbo Pamela Jo Bondi Fired
She can now resume her natural calling as an aged call girl.
NYTPitchbot
NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloon
Pam Bondi has learned her lesson.
by Susan Collins
1:38 PM · Apr 2, 2026
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Die Another Day
Bond girl Bondi thought that AGs were forever, but those Epstein pics of Dr. Donald with pussy galore were supposed to be for her eyes only. Could this thin thunderball land another gig on his majesty's secret service? Never say never.
by Maureen Dowd
1:35 PM · Apr 2, 2026
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Wednesday, April 01, 2026
In his 9-year career...
The "Heat" decimal win percentage is .531, which equates to an average 44-38 record every year. With five games left in the 2025/26 season their win % decimal is .519, projecting to 43-39.
FT Lo-Places 129 Green Beans 147
Ain't no D in Miami, "Heat", or Culture. Beans shot 58%, 48% from Biscayne Blvd.
Public Occurrences April Fool's Day 2026
Florida Man to Make Announcement
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‘I Don’t Care About That’: Trump Says Iran’s Enriched Uranium Is Not a Concern because "it's so far underground."
President Trump’s statement was the second time in 24 hours that he had declared that the nuclear problem with Iran had been solved, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Because "it's SO FAR UNDERGROUND"! Nooo, Trumpie!!!!😂
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