105-98, 1:06. Good night, Denver! Good Night, Elles and Gees

103-97, 1:23 left

Callin' it

 

102-97, 1:43 left in Denver's season

100-95, 2:43

98-93, 5:04. Pah-lenty of time for Wolves to go Ice cold

It's Jaden McDaniels vs the Joker. JM: 28, 9, 3 in 41'.  Joke: 28, 8, 10 in 39'.

Wolves (3-2) 91-87, 7:28 4th. THIS IS IT WOLVES! BE THERE OR BE DIRE!

Dire, Wolves? Minn. (3-2) lead Denver 78-72, 2:13 3rd in Ice. ("Nuggets" have come back from 1-3 against this team once in 'loffs)

And Goddamn: Beans plays with their boogers in G5 and lose, now G7. Phila. 106-93

Mamdani City Closes out Pigeons 140-99, which is a "Heat"-Sensitive City score

In normal sports news...

...Seven Foot Sixers (2-3) 35 Beans 33, 6:37 2Q.

Pigeons on 10-2 run to cut it to 53. "Knicks" FTO (not making that up).

40-101!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

After Pigeons led 9-5, 9:13 1Q, "Knicks" went on 78-27 run to end the half. lolol.

"Knicks" 7-0 3rd! 36-90 lol

 Harlan Coben

@HarlanCoben

Knicks fans: Don't get overconfident.  83-36 is the most dangerous lead in sports.

8:35 PM · Apr 30, 2026

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LOLOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

HT ATL (2-3) 36 NYC 83

Bob Pompeani
@KDPomp

83-36 #Knicks over ATL at HALFTIME

Elimination game

Largest Playoff halftime lead

In #NBA history

8:29 PM · Apr 30, 2026

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Jay Busbee
@jaybusbee

Jalen Brunson misses a 3 that would have put the Knicks up 50 on the Hawks at the half. Can't let Atlanta hang around like that.

8:29 PM · Apr 30, 2026

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LOL. clap

📣Your attention please. Your attention, please...

In Atlanta, it's the Pigeons, formerly the Majestic Soaring Hawks 34 Mamdani City 83, :30.8 2Q.🤣

Public Occurrences April 30, 2026

U.S. Debt Tops 100% of Gross Domestic Product

Federal debt exceeding the size of the economy is a potent symbol of the gathering fiscal stresses on the U.S.

Sublede by Wally

FT Champions League semi-final, leg one, Atlético 1 Arsenal 1

"Arsenal are a wealthier, more powerful club and they should be better than they are under Mikel Arteta."--Mark Ogden, ESPN

HT in the Crypt: La-La (3-1) 47 H-Town 51

La-La Bron-Bron (3-1) 41-42 Rockettes, 3:42 2Q

Zollner Avoids Elimination 116-109; Sensitive City (3-2) Breathes Easier, 125-120 Ontario State

Superstar Cade Cunningham scored a franchise-best 45 in the playoffs. Paolo Banchero matched CC's 45 for Disney but missed 7 of his 12 freebies.

The Cadavers rose from the dead in the 4Q (25-17) to save the jobs of coach Kenny Atkinson and president Drunk Koby Altman.

In the Malice Palace: Zollner (1-3) 76 Disney 71, 6:05 3Q. Mickey has never led.

HT in the Pawn Shop: Sensitive City (2-2) 67 Ontario State 74

Sound on

 

"3-2-1", NBA Draft Lottery Reform

 

This is how it is probably going to work:

16 teams make lottery.

"3": balls in the lottery hamper go to each of the 7 teams in each conference who finish with the 4th through 10th worst records.

"2": balls in hamper to the four teams, two in each conference, who finish 9th or 10th in their conference, and to the bottom three teams, dubbed the "relegation zone" for Lizards and like that.

"1": ball in hamper for losers of 7 vs 8 play-in games 

In total, this means there would be 37 lottery balls assigned to 16 teams. CBS

FT SEVEN FOOT SIXERS BLOW OUT BEANS (3-2) IN BEANTOWN 113-97

Beans still has some of this weirdness in them at home.