Big COCKS! lead, 17-0 KY Jelly (24), 11:02 2Q

Nebraska 7 Maryland 16, end 1Q; Mizzou (25) 17 FU (8) 10, 2:04 2Q

SCHADENFREUDE! MINNEHAH-HAHA BEAT m (-5.5) 20-14

COCKS! 14-0 KY Jelly (24) end 1st

Yahoo, Mizzou (25) do lead FU (8) 10-3; Oy vey, Turtles lead Huskers 16-7, 2:22 1Q, in Lincoln, too.

Neb. was. -14.5

BOO HOO HOO! The 'Cuse Win With 42! :(

UCONN 41-34 IN OT!

POODLES FIRST DOWN ORANGEMEN 42, 2:46 LEFT! THEY'RE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME!

POODLES INT ORANGEMEN ON 1ST AND GOAL POODLES 7. LOLOL ORANGEMEN!

Black Feet Wouldn't Go Away. "Lakers" (3) Held on, 37-26

UNDdL could reasonably drop in polls. UNC-CH play next week in a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt.

SCHADENFREUDE SYRACUSE! Poodles 34-34, 11:52 4Q. Lol "Orangemen"

 

Syracuse was -6.5 to win at UConn. They led 34-14 mid-3rd Q. Now 34-27, 13:32 4Q

"Lakers" Restoring Sanity: UNC-CH 20 UNDdL 34, early 4Q

In the Navy (1883)

 

1979

The University of North Carolina du Apple Chill 20 The University of Notre Dame du Lac (3) 21, 12:15 3Q

The "Lakers" were supposed to have 21 points before the "Apple Chills" got one.

 

                              What's going on here

So embarrassing

Pittsburgh’s college football season may have took a massive turn on Friday night at Virginia Tech.

Billy Heyen, Heavy

NW 34 Paterno-Schadenfreude 13

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No better way to inaugurate a stadium than running through Penn State's ass like shit through a tin horn.

What if, "I Was...Penn State" :o

Schadenfreude! I didn't even know they fucking played last night. They did. At Northwestern. The "new" Ryan Field. The "Nittany Lions" got mauled by the "Mildcats" 34-13.

Two upsets that don't upset me.

"Hail to Pitt, Hail to Pitt"--Pat Narduzzi's parting words, on-field interview after game

I'm so proud of my school. I love my place, I love Eleven, I'm eating stove-top oatmeal with a Pepsi colada, French bread and Gouda cheese, I'm healthy and my mind is still engaged and its product interesting enough that 33,000 people every day check in every day to see what it has produced. My atomized life is a happy one.

Heintschel Hurt

 

"unable to put weight on the leg." "crutches". "evaluations... to determine long-term severity". 

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Coming out of a commercial break, ESPN's broadcast showed Heintschel being helped to the Panthers' locker room with his arms around two members of Pitt's medical staff, and said it could hear his anguish from the medical tent. He went to the locker room shortly after.

McPaper

I predict, I'm no doctor, that Mason is done for most if not all of the season.

The Hokie Hooked it

 

It was close.

Yikes. Heintschel on CRUTCHES after the game

                                                          Double Yikes.

                                     That true sophomore ain't startin' next week vs Apple Chills.

Oh My God

BLACKSBURG, Va. -- — Virginia Tech’s John Love missed a 36-yard field goal as time expired, and Pittsburgh survived for a 35-33 victory...

And we lost Mason Heinstchel on the fourth play of the second half.

...

Virginia Tech (4-1, 1-1) controlled much of the first half, but the Hokies started unraveling when Cameron Lindsey's interception of Ethan Grunkemeyer led to a 22-yard touchdown pass from Heintschel to Cataurus Hicks with 31 seconds left in the half.

...

Oh my God, I am glad I didn't follow this game, I wouldn't be typing right now for being dead.

[Pitt] took a 35-24 lead on [backup QB Holden] Geriner’s 29-yard touchdown pass to Hicks early in the fourth quarter before holding on.

Virginia Tech cut the lead to 35-33... with 10:07 remaining and then Grunkemeyer drove the Hokies 62 yards to set up Love’s game-winning attempt, which he hooked wide left.

...the Hokies...outgained Pittsburgh 499-295.

...

Takeaways

Pittsburgh: The Panthers are 5-0 for the second time in three years, but now await news on the severity of Heintschel’s injury. Geriner played well in relief, completing 8 of 12 for 78 yards and the touchdown.

They emphasize that.

AP via ESPN

MY Alma Mater

 

FT VA. TECH 33 PITT 35!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WE WON! WE FUCKING WON! FT VA. TECH (4-1) 33 PITT (5-0) 35!

                                            WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg Pitt leads 35-33, 2:02 left but Va. Tech has ball. I can't follow I'm too nervous and I'm bad luck

"The MAGA Misery Index is real"--Lincoln Project

I LOVE that and it IS! 👏

4th and 8 I need a bowl of warm milk