Sunday, October 22, 2017

Everton 2 Arsenal 5 FT

Oh my. Turned into a high-scoring match. Three goals from the 90' on! Ramsey at 90, Niasse for Everton at +3, and Alexis Sanchez at +5. Impressive win and scoreline for Arsenal!

Everton 1 Arsenal 3, 80'

Monrael 40', Ozil 53', Lacazette 74'.

Everton 1 Arsenal 0, 35'

Rooney in the 12th.

People: Harris Family Version


Singer-Songwriter Benjamin Harris performing "People: Harris Family Version" for his children in Funny Dad (circa 1997)

People: Harris Family Version


People: Harris Family Version

Peo-ple who have chil-dren...(ding, ding, ding)

People: Harris Family Version

But first be a person who has CHIL-DREN!...

People: Harris Family Version

No more quiet and peace...

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People: Harris Family Version

They are the...

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And that is...

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One very special reason...

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For one reason...

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In the wor-wor-wor-ld...

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Are the stupidest people...

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People who have children...

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Saturday, October 21, 2017



Notre Dame beat Southern Cal 49-14. That's the #11 team in the freaking country now. That ain't Tennessee. That is one of the most historic rivalries in sports. That is a beatdown. That has to be one of 5? most lopsided results in the series. That is Notre Dame's fifth straight win since the one-point Bulldog Debacle to start the season. We all look at ND now with suspicious eyes where once we were too quick to jump on the bandwagon. Getting blown out in the national championship game will do that. The "Irish" have beaten, killed, woeful Temple, killed 4-4 Boston College in Chestnut Hill, killed now #18 Michigan State in East Lansing, killed woeful Miami (OH), killed woeful North Carolina in Chapel Hill, and now killed #11 SC. The "Irish" have done a lot of killing. Their remaining schedule: #16 North Carolina State, 4-3 Wake Forest, at #8 Miami (Oh BOY), 5-2 Navy, and at #22 Stanford. Chances of running that table? Not. Good. But off the 4-8 catastrophe of 2016, Brian Kelly has lost one game, by one point, at home, to then #15, now #3 and undefeated Georgia. The "Irish" are coming again.

That is it foe Saturday. The best of the EPL matches this weekend are tomorrow. Arsenal play at Everton at 8:30 a.m. NPT, and Liverpool at Tottenham at 11. Until then, arrivederci hotspurs.

(9:45 pm)
Here Come the Irish, Here Come the Irish

#13 Notre Dame du lac "lead" #11 USC 28-0 at the half.

(8:02 pm)
Let's check in on the "Vols":

Alabama finished the job. 45-7 was the final. Yes, they finished the job.

At the conclusion of Tennessee's first and only touchdown, a Mr. Gaulden, #7 for the "Vols," celebrated by giving 'Bama fans a two-finger salute. That made the score 21-7.

Yes. That looks like a Tennessee football game. Next up: the "Vols," will serenade Kentucky with "Rocky Top" while Alabama play at North Korea.

Boy oh boy. Florida State lost another one. The "Semi-Holes," ranked third pre-season, lost their third straight at home to Louisville, 31-28.

(5:52 pm)
Oklahoma State(10) beat Texas in overtime 13-10 in Austin. Pretty limp win for the "'Pokes," if you can say that about beating the "Cuckolds" in Austin, and you can. Texas is 3-4. It is no longer about Mack Brown leaving the cupboard bare or Charlie Strong or Tom Herman. I don't know what it's about in Texas. Somethin'.

Alabama(1) is facializing Tennessee in Tuscaloosa, 21-0 at the half. I do know what it's about on Rocky Top, Butch Jones cain't coach. That's all that's about. I can't believe he's still coaching Tenn after the "Dawgs" pissed all over him. That was one of the ugliest games I've seen in awhile. Tennessee did not do shit.
Still current at:

22 October 2017
19 October 2017

Terrorists are very likely to try to carry out attacks in the USA. Attacks could be indiscriminate, including in places visited by foreigners. You should monitor media reports and remain vigilant at all times.

Darrin Hall, that's all!

(who?) That's what I said.

My Beloved Pitt "Panthers" finally beat a real team today, somebody not nicknamed "Penguins" or "Owls," no, the Beloveds beat some Devils, some "Blue Devils." Duke's. At Duke. Pitt was a nine point pup, too. How'd they do that? DARRIN HALL, THAT'S ALL!

Never heard of the kid but young Mr. Hall ran for three touchdowns and 254 yards for the "Panthers", 24-17 winners. Darrin now holds the school record for longest rushing TD, a 92 yarder, and had another of 79 yards! I don't think he was touched on either run. He certainly wasn't on the 79 yarder, he had a "hole" he coulda walked through. What the hell did the Pitt O-line eat for breakfast? Duke has lost four in a row but before that they had won four in a row, they're a decent team. Not today on the D-line.

Pitt also started a new QB I had never heard of, B. Dinucci. B had no effect on the game, he was 8/18 passing. He replaced Max Browne. Max Browne. What the heck happened to Max Browne? Max Browne was the highest rated QB in the country coming out of high school in 2012. He was a TWO-TIME Gatorade national player of the year, a five-star recruit who committed to USC. Where he largely sat on the bench for three years. He transferred to Pitt in December for his last year of collegiate eligibility and has now lost the starting position there! What a shame. Feel so sorry for the kid.

Hail to Pitt!

Town Defeat United 2-1

Town's ("Town's! 😂) first win over Man U since 1952. How do you do!

A LOSS for United. Not even a DRAW! First loss of the season for either of the Manchester giants. City won and the distance grows: now five points and 8 goals. BAD loss for United. BAD.
2-1 the Town in the 85'. Marcus Mumford got one for the "Chevies."

City 3 Burnley 0, 81'

BOOM! BOOM! Saint Nicholas Otamendi in the 73rd, Bad Bad Leroy Sane dos minutos later.
Huddersfield Town lead Manchester United Town 2-0!

1-0, 30'

Kun, back from injury, back to torment.
City have not scored and over 18 minutes have gone by :(
Good morning nuts and bolts.

Friday, October 20, 2017

Crvena Zvezda 0-1 Arsenal

Congratulations to Arsenal.

Marina Genista, 17 years old, Communist fighter in the Spanish Civil War, 1936.

Avrim Difram, 20 years old, Kurdish fighter in Syria, a veteran of three years. She helped defeat IS in Raqqa. I have always liked the Kurds.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof). Sad!

Yesterday the undersigned wrote,

"I don't know why he said that; of course, he denies saying it but Trump lies, how can you tell when Trump is lying? His lips move..."

In a matter of first impression for the undersigned you can also tell Trump lies when his Chief of Staff's lips move! Today, John Kelly appeared in the White House briefing room and admitted that Trump said what Congresswoman Frederica Wilson said Trump said because Kelly had given Trump the line!, but...Trump botched it, committed a bird-trump.

Trump is AMAZING. Sad!

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

"Is the Trump administration being up front about Niger?"

Senator John McCain:

I didn't know there was anything to be up front about on accounta I didn't know the U.S. was in Niger, had to Google "Why is the U.S. in Niger?" Obama sent a few hundred to strengthen Niger security, I think was the original intent. And Boko Harem. Now IS. That's all I remember. I have no idea what the Trumps are not being up front about but Maverick answered that question immediately and emphatically. I remember reading something else that we don't know a lot about this specific mission and how four U.S. soldiers got killed. Maybe that's what the Trumps aren't being up front about.

I also read just now that it took Trump twelve days to say anything about it, that does seem like a long time, and then when he did he Trumped, he bird-trumped, he made that callous statement to the widow of one of the men. Maybe he was callous from defensiveness? Like, "Oh shit." I don't know. I don't know why he said that; of course, he denies saying it but Trump lies, how can you tell when Trump is lying? His lips move, and this was the first bird-trump in a call to a family of a dead soldier. In another call, by contrast, he told the father he was going to send him a check for $25,000! In the Niger call he said "He signed up for it." So that's a difference.

My first reaction when reading of the Sgt Johnson call was, "It's because he's Black." "Just a nigger in Niger. Now the other soldier who I'm writing a check for $25,000 for, he was White. Big difference. Probably a Republican. Probably voted for me. The nigger in Niger was probably a Democrat. Like that nigger Democrat congresswoman who heard me say that. I learned from Vladimir, he said to me, ''Now Tool, you are my tool, are you not?' 'Yesyesyesyesyes,' I said. 'You have to DIVIDE, Tool,' Vladimir instructed me. And, by the way, I have a natural inclination that way, okay? So: hurricanes, there are blonde-haired, red-state, Texas hurricanes, and then there's Roseanne Roseanna Danna Spanish-speaking, Democrat, Puerto Rickan hurricanes, okay. My instincts told me that. Vladimir didn't tell me that, I already knew! I have a very good brain, I went to all the best schools, I have a higher IQ than Tillerson. And so on soldiers, not every soldier is created equal! You can divide in dead soldiers like you can divide in hurricanes. It doesn't matter the color uniform they wear, it matters the color of skin they wear. White skin, that dead soldier signed up for a $25,000 check to his family! That dead nigger in Niger, that's different! He's a dead nigger soldier. He didn't sign up for a $25,00 check, he signed up to be a dead nigger, which is all I said and now that nigger congresswoman is twisting my words!"

That's what I first thought but it's something other than Trump not caring that an American sergeant got killed because the sergeant was Black. We already knew that. McCain knows that. There's something about that mission that Trump is not being up front about. His racism, I got to give Trump credit, he has been up front about his racism. So, it's something else.

"Melania Trump to donate her inaugural gown to the Smithsonian"-CNN

How about the inaugural thong? Or did she already donate that to a VIP after the inaugural lap dance?
The Chinese were here again last night! The 19th CPC Congress opened today. Congress with my dick, China.

Lights Flicker

Jimmy and Clinton...

And flicker out: George, JC, Richard, Julio, David, Paul, Rob, Manny.

Stressful life being a trial lawyer. We are a hard-working, hard-charging, hard-smoking, hard-drinking, stressed out lot.  And it catches up to us.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

"He knew what he signed up for."

Trump, in a phone call to the pregnant widow of Sgt. La David T. Johnson, killed in Niger October 4, as she was driving to the airport to meet her husband's body.
Napoli, where you from, California? Italy? Do they play soccer much where you're from?

City 2 Napoli 1 FT

That was Napoli's second PK! Napster let's do this--To be fair to you. We'll just let you take penalties for the rest of the match, K?

2-1 77'

Napoli on a penalty kick.
Liverpool, do you have any other good players who want to play for a big club?

City 2 Napoli 0, UCL 56

Crown Sterling in the 9th minute and the Arch Angel in the 13th.
What happened?! The Cleveland "Indians" didn't make the World Series?! Oh my God. Cleveland fans must be so pissed. How long has it been since they won? Didn't they win like 23 games in a row or something this year. Still fucking came up small when they needed to come up big, huh? Sucks. Sucks to be Cleveland!

God Keep Pop

"This man in the Oval Office is a soulless coward who thinks that he can only become large by belittling others. This has of course been a common practice of his, but to do it in this manner — and to lie about how previous presidents responded to the deaths of soldiers — is as low as it gets. We have a pathological liar in the White House: unfit intellectually, emotionally, and psychologically to hold this office and the whole world knows it, especially those around him every day. The people who work with this President should be ashamed because they know it better than anyone just how unfit he is, and yet they choose to do nothing about it. This is their shame most of all.

San Antonio "Spurs" coach Gregg Popovich

You can hear the contempt in his words and see it on his face. There is no person in America who has spoken out as clearly, as unequivocally, and as forcefully against Donald Trump than has Coach Pop. From the world of sports we get the preeminent spokesman of courage and truth-telling. Gregg Popovich is becoming The moral voice in America and it is deeply moving to me to see this.

Monday, October 16, 2017

The great Darius Rucker in Wagon Wheel. 

That is one happy man there.

Ha ha I fixed something mechanical on my own, 2 grains of rice from Chinese food stuck behind the shift key HAHA
ha ha i fixed... *frowny face*... 
Hi. Trump, Trump voters: FUCK YOU.