Friday, November 30, 2012

A friend in China sent this:

I hope we all get lucky this time !!!
This year, December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays.
This only happens once every 824 years. The Chinese call it the Money Bag. Send this to all your friends. I send it to you with my best wishes.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Go, West.

Gloom has descended. America, nay all of Western Civilization, lies in darkness. Warrior-statesman Allen West gave up his fight to take back "His" election from thieving liberals today.

Boy, first Rev Books and now this. Rough day.

Image: "The Scream," Edvard Munch (1893).

Our soul-mates at Revolution Books have some great fundraising ideas, huh?  Happy Anti-Thanksgiving everybody.

You are needed -- "Red Friday" and our Anti-Thanksgiving.

Dear friends of Rev Books,

I am writing to you at a serious moment for Revolution Books. This store is more needed than ever today and you are needed as well.

Revolution Books is critically endangered. One thing I can promise is that we are not going to let Revolution Books go the way of so many stores, forced out of business or dumbed down by the homogenization of the culture. Help us set sales records this Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Monday, November 19, 2012

There has been an advertisement here all day. It reads:

Defend Allen West
Liberals are Stealing His Election.
Demand a Full Recount Today!

To which I would like to say:

Screw Allen West!
And the horse he rode in on!

“The next great coach in college tackle football will be Brian Kelly, recently hired by the University of Cincinnati. I am Benjamin Harris.”  January 1, 2007

The University of Notre Dame du lac, which I did not know was Notre Dame’s official name, which is French, which I took two years of in (senior) high school, which I can therefore translate myself as Our Lady of the lake, which refers to the Virgin Mary, who I did not know had any connection with a lake, whose motto is Vita Dulcedo, Spes, which is Latin, which I took two years of in (junior) high school, which I am a little rusty on, which Wikipedia says means “Life, Sweetness, Hope,” whose nickname is the “Fighting Irish,” which is discordant with the aforesaid Virginian and inconsistent with the French name and the Latin motto, is the number one ranked college tackle football team in America today for the first time since 1993 and the aforesaid Brian Kelly, who was very successful at Cincinnati, but never made them the number one team in the country, who left them in 2010 for more sweetness and hope, is now the Notre Dame coach.

I wish to receive plaudits for that bold Vision.  Uno plaudit.

Thank you, thank you, oh you really shouldn't have, thank you.

Image (top): Grace Hall, Notre Dame campus.

Sunday, November 18, 2012


From Dr. Weimin Mo, English translations of common words and how ordinary Chinese alter them to better reflect their "true" meaning:

Department (government)-Departyment. [Applicable in America too!]
Secretary (Party)-Sexretary. [ditto.]
online Party follower-Halfyuan.
male nature-animale.[ditto :( ]
government-gunverment. [ditto]
government-goveruption. [ditto]
property (real estate)-pro"poor"ty.
stock market-stuck market. [Love that one. We feel their pain, my 401k turned into a 201k.]

Those are tremendous.

Barack Obama really relates to people and vice verse. He is the most natural, most likable man ever to be president.

Images:  Above, President Obama with American Olympian McKayla Maroney; below Maroney on the medal stand, "not impressed" with her silver medal. 

Friday, November 16, 2012

Search Keyword of the Day.

lebron桌布, "lebron wallpaper" in half-English, half-Chinese.

Image:  The first google image for lebron桌布 .

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Reason #1: It would improve the average IQ of the rest of the country.

Don't let the door hit you on your Florida on the way out.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

It becomes our disagreeable duty to record as a public occurrence a penis eruption and a vagina eruption on the part of the above penis, David Petraeus and the above vagina, Paula Broadwell. General Petraeus was the Director of the CIA and Broadwell was his biographer...with benefits. The bird hit the air pump on Friday when General Petraeus abruptly resigned and members of the fourth estate "or whichever estate," as Mitt Romney would say, asked, like, why?  Both are married (to other people) although Paula seemed peculiarly possessive of David, allegedly sending threatening emails to another woman of the female persuasion who she thought was encroaching on "her" territory, which is how the FBI found out about the whole general, genital eruption business. Anyway...that's about all that needs be said...How's the CCP's Party Congress going, huh?...Oh, and uh, Friday was Paula's birthday.


Friday, November 09, 2012


Gotta get this out of my mind.
Take a walk, get some fresh air.
Have a drink.
Have sex.
Have a drink while having sex while taking a walk


Barry Goldwater once said he wished he could just lop off the east coast from the rest of the U.S.
That would be messy. Lot of jagged lines.
Florida, zip.
Zippppp, and that turd would just float away in the Caribbean.
Just another banana republic to add to the other banana republics.
A friend told me his grandfather used to say we should have let the South secede.
Said it would have improved the average IQ of the country.
Probably would if we just lopped off Florida.


Yes, this is beginning to work on me.
Getting under my skin.


They're still counting, here in Miami. 

Thursday, November 08, 2012

"Florida is the asshole of America."
"Why do you say that, Jerry?"
"Look at it, it's even shaped like a big turd."
You have to give Jerry that and I'm sure you're glad I shared it with you.

Jerry's evocative description has come to mind as, for the second presidential election in the last four, Florida still has not determined a winner. We recall hanging chads and Bush v. Gore. Florida held up the identity of the new president for 36 days in 2000. If the 2012 election had been as close as the pundits had predicted Florida would have done it again.

Why has this happened twice in the same state--and only in that state--in the last four presidential elections? Jerry has an answer.

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

"No drama Obama" reelected. There wasn't any drama to election day, either. 

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

The two candidates are both good, accomplished people.

Friday, November 02, 2012

Nice tie.

"Now this is what we do, Graham, we keep this in house, ya hear me, IN HOUSE.  We do NOT report this to the police."  -Graham "Cracker" Spanier and Joe "Pa" Paterno.

Spanier, the former (fired) president of the Pennsylvania State University, was indicted yesterday for perjury, obstruction of justice and endangering the welfare of children in the Gerald "Jerry" Sandusky child rape case.   He joins former (contract not renewed) athletic director Timothy "Tim" Curley and former (retired) university vice president Gary "Gary" Schultz in the dock. If he had lived Paterno would have been indicted too.

The "Nittany Lions" lost to Ohio State last weekend before a meager crowd of 107,000 Penn State people. They play at Purdue tomorrow and are favored to win, making life better.
Continuing our popular series, "Statues of Ukraine."
Motherland.  The 21st google image under "Ukraine statue."
Big mother.
What the hell is that?  The 40th google image under search keyword "Ukraine." 

Gratuitous Insult of Islam for the Day.

I am not done with you, Islam. I will insult you more fully when I'm less busy. 

I join Abby in being tired of "Bronco Bamma" and Mitt Romney. Bless her heart.

"This Republican Economy."

First Friday of the month, labor statistics day. The numbers:

117,000: jobs added in October, the size of Springfield, Illinois, home of Barack Obama's favorite president, Abraham Lincoln.
7.9%: unemployment rate.
7.8%: unemployment rate in October and when President Obama took office.

Image: Four employees of Springfield, Illinois. 

Thursday, November 01, 2012

We Are...Public Occurrences

Ukraine, not Mekraine, Ukraine has moved into the T.T. Nations of the World of Publocc readers, displacing The Netherlands. Welcome Ukrainians. 
President Obama in New Jersey with a victim of Hurricane Sandy.