Scholars agree* that the apex of artistic achievement in the West was reached in 2006 with the movie film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.**
Kazaks (Kazakis?) however have never...taken to the movie. Thus it becomes our disagreeable duty to report of an international incident that occurred Thursday at the "Arab Shooting Championship"...The Arab Shooting Championship?... in Moscow. It seems that a Kazaki lass, Maria Dmitrienko, won a gold medal at THE ARAB SHOOTING CHAMPIONSHIP! and as happens at championships the national anthem of the winner's country was played. Well, it seems the Rooskis thought it would make happy time if they played the Kazak national anthem as it was performed in Borat:
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
All other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool.
It's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
We invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan, prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face."
Kazak Foreign Ministry spokesman Ilyas Omarov promised a full investigation.
*There is near unanimity on this point.
**And in particular the nude fight scene with Azamot Bagatov:
Kazaks (Kazakis?) however have never...taken to the movie. Thus it becomes our disagreeable duty to report of an international incident that occurred Thursday at the "Arab Shooting Championship"...The Arab Shooting Championship?... in Moscow. It seems that a Kazaki lass, Maria Dmitrienko, won a gold medal at THE ARAB SHOOTING CHAMPIONSHIP! and as happens at championships the national anthem of the winner's country was played. Well, it seems the Rooskis thought it would make happy time if they played the Kazak national anthem as it was performed in Borat:
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
All other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool.
It's length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,
We invented toffee and the trouser belt.
Kazakhstan, prostitutes cleanest in the region,
except of course for Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
from plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader,
from junction with testes to tip of its face."
Kazak Foreign Ministry spokesman Ilyas Omarov promised a full investigation.
*There is near unanimity on this point.
**And in particular the nude fight scene with Azamot Bagatov:
