Today is the last day of the first week, the greatest week of the Big Dance. The last of that week of 1's vs 16's, of noon to midnight television coverage, of "Stuns" headlines, of great upsets, the last we will hear of Fairleigh Dickinson or Florida Atlantic, as in past years of Florida Gulf Coast and Maryland Baltimore County. After today the men will get sorted from the boys, interest will fade and the Final will be played between the low-numbered blue bloods. This is it.
Obviously, the most momentous matchup in many years is Exavier (3) and Pitt (11) 12:10 pm. The primitive musket-carrying boobs are -5.5, which is higher than they opened. They are coached by former "Panthers" guard "Sean" "Miller" who can eat my teets. Xavier will win.
Deliverance (6) -2.5 vs Kansas State (3). Battle of "Wildcats", 2:40 pm. No idea.
East Lansing Spartak (7)-Marquette (2), 5:15 pm. "Golden Eagles" -3. Sparty is one of tyoo B1G teams left dancin'. No idea.
Very innteresting mid-major clash at 6:10 pm: Saint Mary's (5)-UConn (4). Poodles are -4. No idea.
Creighton (6)-Baylor (3). Raping Bears are -1. No idea.
The second most momentous matchup in many years is FAIRLY RIDICULOUS (16)-FLORIDA TITANIC (9) at 7:45 pm. Titans -15.5. Nah-ah. FDU advances on a typo.
Miami of Florida (5)-Indiana (4), 8:40 pm. Injuns -2. Injuns are other B1G team left. No prediction.
Texas Christeeans (6)-Gonzaga (5), 9:40 pm. Zags -4. Horny Toads coached by former Pitt head man Jamie Dixon. I'll root for Jamie but I have no idea who will win.
In sum, the undersigned has no idea.
