Saturday, May 13, 2023

This "Celtics" team is a pustule on the anus of humanity.



Joe Mazzulla is a fucking moron. Collectively the roster shares one working brain cell. Jayson Tatum: "Humbly, [HUMBLY!] I am one of the best basketball players in the world." Doctor Glenn "Moon" Rivers has a bone in his brain also. I didn't care who the "Heat" played in the conference finals, I was convinced we would beat either one. Came then the Jalen Brunson Happening. TWICE. Now I don't know. I don't want to lose to Boston again in the worst way. I thought Ime Udoka was a coaching savant last season. He was the reason we lost. Now fucking JoeMaz has the Green Monster back in the conference finals. In other words, it was all the players all the time. And if Jalen Brunson can Happen twice, Tatum and Brown can happen four times. I really don't want that. I think we can beat Philly and I wouldn't hate losing to Philly as much as I would hate to lose to Boston. Agayne.