CITY LOSE at home to Wolverhampton "Wanderers" 🙄2-1.
Manchester Unitard lose at Child Porn 1-0.
Fucking Luton Town got their first win in the Premiership 2-1 over the Row Houses in the Town.
Arsenal with a heavy 4-0 win over Bourne-cum-in-my-mouth 4-0 in the Library.
THE VILLAINS! The Villains heaved and hoved Brighton with a touch but not the PAT in Hove.