“Can we play you every week,” sang the delirious Brighton fans whose team administered a loss that has Manchester Unitard veering close to crisis territory.
This was a third Unitard defeat from five Premier League outings – greeted with jeers by the home support – and the second on the bounce [meaning "in a row"?], leaving Erik ten Hag’s side with six points from 15 [Oh my goodness. Six of a possible fifteen points, not games.]. Lose at Burnley next Saturday and they will be engulfed in a plight that was not in the early season script.
Brighton, rightly, ended the game cock-a-hoop [God damn Limeys! Confident, I guess, cocky. Jesus Christ, can't you write English?]. Danny Welbeck, Pascal Gross and João Pedro the scorers for the visitors who were threatened only sporadically apart from the opening 15 minutes from United. [Was this written by AI?]
