Saturday, September 21, 2024

Aerial Circus Conference

In games completed week 4, total points scored:

50 Syracuse-Stanford
108 Smoo-Horny Toads
90 Pitt-"Penguins"
49 Va Tech-Ruptures
67 Va.-Coastal Carolina
120 UNC-Jimmy Mad
94 Clem-Packa Wolves
50 Lew-Ga. Tech
62 Middle Tenn.-Duke. Shout out to Dook for that. They went to Middle Tenn., Johnny Red "Floyd" Stadium.

That's a lotta points, 690 to be exact. 690 points in 9 games, an average of 77 ppg. 39-38, 40-37 scores. Still three left. Stanford, Cal, and Smoo have rejuvenated the league bringing newness, curiosity, points, and unparalleled academic prestige. Really, most sincerely, I hope the conference and Clem-Half Ass U can negotiate a settlement and let those two schools leave. The average SAT score of the conference would jump 200 points.