GAWD, did they make a game of it against all reasonably possible odds: Not only were they sans JBIII and Step I but the other guys had the big guy, Joel Embiid. Seven Foot Sixers led 30-10 after one. Then in the 2Q they lost Multiple Recent Assholes Winner Draymond Green to a foot injury. Peaceniks trailed by 22 at HT. But in the second half they found their mojo and nearly found a shocking dub. 24-32 in the 3rd cut it to fourteen. 32-19 in the 4th and you can do the math, they fell one point short. FT Phila. 99 San Fran 98.
Thursday, December 04, 2025
It's only the Lizards...
...But Beans not only beat them tonight they squished them, 146-101. Boston has won three straight, two over legitimate teams, at Sensitive City, and home to Mamdani City. They have also won four of five (over first place Least Zollner, and now 13-8 Dire Wolves). After starting the season ohfer three, Beans is now 13-9, in 5th place, one game behind the "Heat" and only four from the top. Impressive, impressive will by Boston.
When the Best in the West Play the Best in the Least...
...The Best in the West win, even in the Least's gym. La-La Lu-ka, 2nd in the West (15-5, now 16-5) just beat 2nd-Least Ontario State (15-7, now 15-8) in Donald J. Trump Place.
Public Occurrences December 4, 2025
JUSTICE! Grand Jury Refuses to Indict Letitia James
INJUSTICE! Supreme Court Allows Texas Racist Congressional Redistricting
5:52 pmPutin Punks Trump Again
Putin says there are points he can’t agree to in the US proposal to end Russia’s war in Ukraine
After 23 games...
...the 2025/26 Sensitive City "Cavaliers" are 13-10.
After 23 games in the 2024/25 season Sensitive City was 20-3.
Joel is back and Seven Foot Sixers are pounding Peaceniks...
...Well, they were pounding them. It was 30-10 end 1Q!. It's now 33-30, 8:47 2Q. JBIII and Steph I were ruled out for the game.
Day 53
National Signing Day was YESTERDAY. How did Paterno-Sandusky Do?
7:02 pm:
This makes a lot of sense:
Tyler Donohue
@TDsTake
Recent hours revealed increased confidence from a variety of conversations at Penn State, Iowa State and nationally, that momentum is building between PSU and Matt Campbell.
Anticipated roster resources are an enticing piece. Campbell long considered a "do-more-with-less" coach.
6:26 pm:
Meanwhile, how are things in Blacksburg?
From 124 to 22: James Franklin on Virginia Tech's hot Signing Day finish, which included 11 Penn State flips
Franklin has flipped 10 Penn State commitments to Virginia Tech, sinking the Nittany Lions' class to No. 150 in the rankings, one spot below FCS South Dakota State.
OMG!!!!!!!!
Schadenfreude's a bitch, ain't it Paterno-Sandusky???
Twenty-three players have decommitted from Penn State since Franklin's firing, leaving only two signees in the class of 2026.
Tyoo!!!! lolol
...one of the most stunning turnarounds in recent recruiting memory. Franklin has lifted a class that once sat at No. 124 in the 247Sports Composite Team Recruiting Rankings all the way to No. 22 as night fell Wednesday, which was the first day of the three-day early signing period.
Penn State's botched coaching search turns signing day into unprecedented disaster
6:14 pm:
Make that nine.
Kalani Sitake sends Penn State coaching search back to drawing board again as eight targets spurn interest
Tuesday was the most dramatic day of the Penn State coaching search, as their pursuit of BYU coach Kalani Sitake seemed to be completed, only for BYU's donors to rally and lock Sitake into an extension in Provo.
Penn State getting spurned by a Sitake extension continued a trend of their coaching search, where most of the top candidates for the job have opted to re-sign with their current schools rather than make the jump to Happy Valley. At this point...it's not abundantly clear where Penn State turns from here.
This is eerily similar to Steve Pederson overestimating Nebraska's pull after firing Frank Solich.
Penn State has been operating like a truly elite program, but the market is telling a different story. You don't pry coaches from other good jobs or their alma maters unless you're the destination job (see: LSU). Penn State is learning a harsh truth: most coaches don't view it that way.
It's a good job -- but probably the fifth-best in the Big Ten, behind Ohio State, Oregon, Michigan and USC.
5:11 pm:
Nits nixed again: DeBoer denies PSU job interest
Other coaches who were linked to Penn State's search, including Vanderbilt's Clark Lea, Louisville's Jeff Brohm, Georgia Tech's Brent Key and BYU's Kalani Sitake, agreed to contract extensions with their current schools.
Not for the first time, PSU is embarrassing themselves.
Wednesday, December 03, 2025
Around the Association, Last Call
Sensitive City lost for the 10th time in 23 games to Portlandia 110-122 by Lake Mistake.
Disney (13-9) lost to Tottenham in Borelando 112-114.
Pigeons (13-10) lost in Hotlanta.
Male Deer (10-13) beat Zollner (17-5) in Beer.
Mamdani City (14-7) won.
They call the Eastern Conference the Least, and for good reason. All of the top teams in the conference except Mamdani City lost.
At the end of a night when the dismal "wind was in the East", the playoff standings are almost entirely unchanged.
1. Zollner
2. Ontario State, 2 back.
3. Mamdani City, -2.5
4. Miami, -3
5. Disney, -4
6. Surprising Beans (I'm happy for them), -4.5.
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7. Sensitive City, -4.5 (% points out of the top six)
All and any one of those teams could win this conference, no exaggeration.
FT Dallas 118 Miami 108
Shocking loss against a dysfunctional team. The "Heat" couldn't shoot tonight for most of the game. The final percentages were 40 (30). Heaters and Haters, you are going to be the Washington Lizards if you play 82 games shooting like that. But neither could we play defense. D: 51% (50%). We couldn't rebound: 50- 41. Anthony Davis played one of his quota of 10% games tonight and he was a monster: 17 pts, 17 rebs, 3 blks in 28'. He dominated Bam on the boards and had as many rebs as Bam and Kel'el Ware combined. We played at a running pace, 101 possessions to 91, but when you can't knock down the shots, you might as well keep running! Interesting that given our rebound deficiency our points in the paint were 56 to their 44. It all, or most of it, came down to outside shooting.
We didn't have Norman Powell. I don't know who Erik Spoelstra would have started if he had been game. There's not enough ball for Norman and Tyler on the floor at the same time unless Spo clearly defines who the primary shooter is, and how to choose between Tyler and Norman. But having Norman available would have allowed Spo to sub in either Norman or Tyler for poor Andrew Wiggins, who was terrible tonight, 33' 11 pts 4/18 (1/3). It's hard to believe that all of our shooters except Tyler--Andrew, 3J (3/10), Simone (2/8), Pelle, mainly a playmaker (1/5), and Davion, mainly a playmaker and glue guy, 2/7 (0/2), ALL had off nights on the same night. But it is IMPOSSIBLE to believe that the contagion would have spread to Norman Powell, our highest percentage shooter, when it also spared Tyler.
What Spo could have done even if Norman had been available is play Kel'el Ware more. Kel'el was elite tonight. In 25' he had 22 pts on, note these numbers, 8/11 from the field, 4/5 from range. He also had 10 rebs, 3 more than Bam. He outscored Bam 22-21 while playing three fewer minutes. Dallas had no answer for Kel'el tonight. Imagine Norman and Tyler, Bam and Kel'el on the floor for the bulk of time, with Davion the de facto playmaker. Hindsight is 20/20 but I see the "Heat" smearing Dallas tonight with those five playing as a unit for the majority of the game.
This is the National Basketball Association. Teams are going to go cold. They are going to lose games unless they're Oklahoma City. Miami is 14-8. I'll take that every day and twice on Sunday.
USMLE
When I got me feet wet in this a year and a half ago zi was on a three-way call with Ana and one of her study buddies. "It's almost INHUMAN" I said about the test.
NIH study USMLE students:
75.1 % had depression, 71.96% had anxiety, 4.98% had low stress, 71.9% had moderate, and 20.5% had severe perceived stress.
I texted her back:
"😔see. it's everybody, not just you! we're working as hard as we are capable. we ARE going to get through this, on OUR timetable, NOT anyone else's."
It pains me to know what my daughter-in-law is going through. She Will Never Walk Alone.
'Allas 28 Miami 33, end 1
Caleb Martin plays for 'Allas.
Caleb checked in at 3:41. He got a D reb, missed a shot, fouled Kel'el (2 pts), fouled Simone (2 pts), got a double T with Simone, and was subbed out at :25.6. Three mins, -2.
"He made it all about him. I think he wakes up every morning, looks at himself in the mirror, and tells himself he loves him. I think that's who he cares about most. I think he cares about himself more than anything on this earth, including his family."--Olé Miss graduate Taylor Cauthen, at the Oxford, Miss. airport as Lane Kiffin left.
(I did that publicly here just a few days ago. :( )
It is
The Penn State coaching search the modern equivalent to the infamous 2003-04 Nebraska coaching search
Tuesday, December 02, 2025
Kalani Sitake Punks Paterno-Sandusky to stay at Bee Why Ew?
Where the HAIL are PSU going to find a respectable coach. I have an idea: interim Terry Smith.
Green Beans are giving opponents a "pain in the tummy"
Beans beat Mamdani City tonight in Bean Town 123-117. Beans were a tragic team entering 2025-26, losing Jayson Tatum and off-loading Kristaps Porzingis and they started 3L. Then they had 3W. So a reset back to 0-0 after 6 games. But then they lost 3 of 4 and 4 of 5, and 4 of 6. They were 5-7 on Nov. 11. Since then they have gone 7-2. They have always been Team Yo-Yo. They are 12-9 and 8th in the Least. They are 5 games out of first and 1/2 game from Sensitive City in 6th place, the last slot to avoid the play-in. Their next game is a gimme at Lizards.
Beans are coming, they are respectable already. What's their ceiling? I don't know. But they are a team opponents will be checking over their shoulder more frequently.
Out West it's The Dynasty and "in other action". They are 20-1 and lead Peackniks by 6 after 1 in San Fran.
Serious?
Second boat strike tests GOP loyalty to Trump
To the Manning Family
Archie and his three sons Cooper, Peyton, and Eli--who it's hard to tell apart, they look so alike, like the Kennedys! :)
And now Cooper's son Arch:
The first family of American tackle football and the most solid family. Good people.
Monday, December 01, 2025
FT Miami (14-7) 140 La-La Clip-Clip (5-16) 123
Every available player for MIA saw at least one minute. All but one of the Clips, who have reverted to being Sterling-esque. The "Heat's" largest lead was 38, L-A C-C'S largest tyoo. It was never a game. The whole 4Q was garbage time and L.A. made the margin less deplorable with a +15 4th.
We shot 53% on 100 possessions. We took an astounding 46 triples and made a ridiculous 52% of them. Not much a game like this is going to tell you.
Individually, some players and numbers that stand out:
Norman was team-high with 30, tied for team high with 32'. He was +33, tied for second team high.
Davion. Unsung "Off Night" Davion. team-high with +37. 16 points, 12 asts, 2 t.o.s (6-1 is exceptional), 2 steals in 31'.
Bam 27 and 14 in 32'
Andrew: 22 in 32, 9 rebs, 3 assts, 3 t.o.s, 3 blocks. That stood out for a guard.
Tyler, among the starters, was once again low man in +/-, still a great +12 if you ignore the blowout. He took 15 shots, 3rd high, played starter-low.
Nobody on the bench was above water in +/-. In fact, they were albatrosses: -10, -2, -13; Kel'el was -16 in 16'. Every time Kel'el set foot on hardwood he leeched a point a minute. Dru Smith was the anchor man, -18 in 16'. 3J was -13 in 21'.
I'm glad Tyler shot less frequently. Tyler's like a black hole, the ball goes in, it doesn't come out.
Glad that Norman took the most shots. Tyler: Spo wants New Miami. You can't hold the fucking ball; you don't have the green light to shoot at will Let Davion play point and rotate the way the wheel calls for. Learn to pass the fucking ball, Tyler. You had two asts tonight, tied with two others who played 21+ mins. 3J had 5 asts in 8 fewer mins than you. Simone had the same number you did in 8 fewer mins. You are not fitting in, Herro. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM OR TAKE YOUR TALENTS ELSEWHERE.
I continue to see a Tyler problem that is gunking up a New Miami offense. He needs his role defined point blank.
We're playing .66 ball which translates to 55 dubs if we can keep this pace over 82. We;re in 3rd place, 3 behind Zollner.
The target of the Paterno-Sandusky coach search is...a MORMON!
Kalani Sitake is not melanin-deprived however (but don't tell Pee Esse Ew'ers). Sitake was born in Tonga and is the head coach at Bee Why Ew. Of course he played at Be Why Ew and has led the "Cougars" for ten years, his only head coaching position. His overall record is 83-44, .653, which equates to 8 wins in a 12-game schedule. The "Cougs" were 11-1 this season and 11-2 in 2024.
Okay, get this...
I think this is the same starting group...
Wig-o
Bam-o
Nahmin
Davion
Herr-o
Tyler, though, has played the fewest mins of the starters, right now 17'. The other four are at 19' and 20'. He has the "worst" +/- of the starters, +15. His shots are down, too, 7 tonight to Nahmin's 12.
THIS is the UNIVERSITY of Pittsburgh
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Sunday, November 30, 2025
"With Tyler Herro in the starting lineup, the Miami Heat have not been the same team."
Let's check in on cleveland.com
Guess who didn't lose today...
The Dynasty. Beat Portlandia (the only team to blemish their 20-1 record) up there 123-115.
Sensitive City! :o
Not only did the pro football team get flushed into Lake Mistake today, but across town the Cadavers lost to Beans. Cadavs now 12-9 on the season. Yikes.
The lonely field beyond Fort Pitt is a burying ground
Football, Short Pants and Tackle
In order of completion:
Table toppers Arsenal dropped points today to Swine Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. 1-1 the final. Arsenal are going to win the Premier League. City are second and City are not Premier League championship quality. Maybe they could win MLS.
Sensitive City dropped their 9th in 12. They were blasted by San Fran 26-8 in the Mistake by the Lake.
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! won their 3rd in 12 today at FetLife 27-24 over the "Falcons".
Pro team in Nawlins BLOW. Miami (5-7) edged the Aint's (2-10) 21-17 at Pro Player Stadium.
Public Occurrences November 30, 2025
My Big Brother, 85 years old
Happy Birthday to you-ou
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I love you Big Bye.
Saturday, November 29, 2025
The Indecision
D-Day came and went. Kiffin and Olé Miss are still standing their, dicks in hands, looking more ridickulous than ever. Shameful. SHAME on both of them.
I didn't follow the game after the 1st quarter...
New Miami arrived late: 131 Zollner 135, :10.8
HUGE 4Q run by "Heat"--40-27. So it was 17 points end 3. smh.
The Kiffin Debacle
"Heat" mandatory FTO 5:58 1st 15-17
Norman has 6 pts in 5' on 2/3 (1/2); Tyler is 0/3 (0/2).
We're shooting 31% to their 78.
"Heat" 10-15, 7:24 1st
Spo starts, I think, the same five he did in the previous game: Wig-o, Bam-o, Norman, Davion, Herro.
FT at Shia Stadium in the Battle to be Bowl Eligible, Ruptures (5-7) 36 Paterno-Sandusky 40
The score suggests a fiercely contested game, a tribute to both teams' players and coaches.
"Heat" (13-6) are a 4.5 pt favorite tonight in the Bus vs Z (15-4)
I bet Z is making several players unavailable for rest. This is their third game in four nights.
Pitt (22) 7 Miami Gardens (12) 24, 9:29 3rd. Good night, "Panthers"
I don't care how this season ends, it has been a success. I love Mason Heintschel, I love our other freshmen, I love this team. Pitt aspires to be champions of the premier academic athletic conference in the nation. We have done that. We're not going to pay millions of dollars for a, one, football player, as Nebraska, Miami, Tennessee, UCLA, on and on do. We're the University of Pittsburgh. I love my school. I think Pat Narduzzi has done a very good job in his tenure. H2P
This one stands! A confident call by Ryan Day...
Could be worse! M (15) 6 O (1) 0, 9:42 1st. PROBLEM for M...
Powerful Panthers (22) 0 Gardeners (12) 3, 4:31 1Q
Duzz, to win a game you have to score "points". You can't even gain yards. Your O line got murdered by ND, now it's getting murdered by UMG.
Pitt FIRST snap of game: Mason Heintschel SACKED for -10
Opening possession: 4th and 23 from our own 12🙄 C'mon Pitt, Jesus Christ.
City, City, City...
Phil Foden scored in the first minute, then Josko Gvardiol made it two nil in the 25th against sorry Leeks...But then, Leeks scored twice after the break and City needed Phil to ride to the rescue in stoppage time to eek out the win at Etidad Stadium 3-2. That is blushing.
It's Rivalry Week!
At noon:
Meeshagin (15) vs Ohio (1). 'Eyes -9.5
In a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt, a duel but no rivalry, Miami Gardens (12) is -6.5 over Pitt (22). Two of three improbable things must needs happen for my Beloved "Panthers" to make the ACC title game. First, they have to beat the Gardeners; second, this is the either/or: Virginny (18), -8.5, 7 pm, has to upchuck at home against their rival, Va. Tech, who fired their coach; OR Smoo (21), -13.5, 8 bells, has to lose at Cal., who just fired their coach. Go "Panthers" but I'm not holding my breath on any of those.
At 3:30:
I guess this is a rivalry, I don't really know, let's call it a rivalry, the Starbucks Cup, Wershington hosts no. 6 O who are -6.5
Vanderbilt (14) is on Rocky Top (19) who are -2.5.
7:30:
Iron Bowl, at Jordan's Hair, Albern vs Ala-Damn-Bama -5.5
In the Pac-12, SoCal (17) is -21.5 over Uclans.
The heat is gone
Friday, November 28, 2025
Longhorns
Texas started the season ranked no. 1. Their first game was a loss at then-3 Ohio. No shame there, if memory serves they were underdogs. Three cupcakes, three dubs and they were 9th heading into Gainesville Oct. 4. GAINESVILLE, home of the Florida "Gators", ex-home of Billy Napier, home of currently 3-8 FU. 'Horns were 6.5 road favorites. Texas never had a lead the entire game. The "Gators" beat 'em 29-21. It was 22-7 with 5 1/2' left in the 3rd quarter! Beeg shame. Rebounded to beat Oklahoma (6) their next game. Close win at KY Jelly; one TD dub at Miss. State. They were ranked 20th going into the Vandy (9) game n Austin. Another squeaker. "Longhorns" 7-2. Leapt to 10th in the rankings before playing betwixt the hedges agin' then-5 Jawja. BEEG game for 'Horns. Got. Completely. Demolished. 35-10. Pretenders! Sarkisian out! 17th. Sooie Pig Sooie, easy win. Crept up to 16th.
That is the season's history of the team that entered 16th, 2.5 home dogs against undefeated, untied, 3rd-ranked (I thought they were best team in country), arch-rival DEI. "Longhorns' took the lead for good midway through the 3rd quarter, a seemingly tenuous 13-10. Then they outscored DEI 14-7 in the 4th to win, really rather easily, convincingly.
Arch Manning, the latest scion of tackle football's First Family, entered college football lore tonight. Although only 14/29 he outplayed DEI's Marcel Reed, who had two INTs. Arch had two TDs, one through the air, the other, weaving through the "Aggies" D on a 35-yard run.
Didn't see this one coming. Did not see a Texas win here. All the eyes of Texas are upon them tonight. I am shocked.
In other action...
7L Queens (4-14) 90 Wobbling Male Cows (9-8) 94, 1:02 3Q.
Mamdani City (11-6) 78 Male Deer (8-11) 75, 5:47 3Q.
You know what an Iowa football offense normally looks like. We know what an Iowa offense normally looks like. Matt Rhule and Nebraska football made 2025 Iowa look like the 1984 San Francisco 49ers or the 1999 St. Louis Rams on Friday.
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Allowing 40 to Iowa in just over three quarters at home is a disgrace.
Oh my goodness...
Iowa (8-4) scored a season's worth of points for them and BLASTED Nebraska (7-5) in Lincoln, 40-16. The "Huskers" who started strong on paper, were made of paper. Their last two losses (at PSU the other) were by a combined 77-26, an average 38.5-13. Matt Rhule does not turn Big Red around in his third season in charge as he did elsewhere. Nebraska can't be turned around.
"Florida shifts focus away from Lane Kiffin as next coach"
It's gonna be Elle Esse Ew or stay put for the Lane Train. Ain't no way I'd go to Red Stick with the meddling of that Loseeana governor.
Nor with half of Americans
A farewell to A Farewell to Arms
I knew it was coming. It didn't help.
I must have thrown the first copy away. I must have been too upset.
I didn't remember much of any of it. But I remembered the ending. It was just as bad the second time.
I made notes to write about, but I'm too upset now.
Maybe I will, I don't know. I'm done with it and I'm glad to be done.
I just threw it off my desk onto the pile of other books on the other side of the desk. I can still see it. I can see it lying there over the top corner of my computer.
I'm done for the night, that's all I know. Good night.
Thursday, November 27, 2025
Public Occurrences November 27, 2025
English is the most supple language.
It is also the richest. English-speaking people borrow from other languages freely. I don't know this for sure but I'd bet $10 that there are more words in the English language than in any other.
Why pare that down?
When you write in such a lush language why not use your knowledge to find le mot juste? Why write in a spare style, as Ernest Hemingway did?
No "cement" for Spo














