Monday, April 14, 2025

For CP3

Barry Jackson:


The Heat needs to somehow add not only an elite scorer, but a supreme shot-creator, someone who can draw fouls, as well as finding a better floor general to rescue a team that was the league’s worst late in close games.


And I believe we can get a reasonable facsimile, one of the best of all-time. You're gonna laugh...CP3. Harris, he's as old as YOU! 🖕 The 39-year old dude started EVERY FUCKING GAME THIS SEASON--ALL 82. Oldest guy ever to do it.

We've wanted him before! 20112019 . If not him, who? If not now, when?

...
▪ The Adebayo/Kel’el Ware combo worked offensively, answering the most important question about that pairing. That must be Miami’s starting power rotation moving forward.

...

Among the highest-volume three-point shooters in the clutch [</= 5 point game, 5' left] this year, the worst percentages were by four All-Stars: Tyler Herro (12 for 63, 19%), Jayson Tatum (6 for 31, 19.4%), Devin Booker (5 for 27, 18.5%) and Damian Lillard (4 for 27, 14.8%).

...


You know what five-man lineup had the best plus/minus on the team this season (including the Butler groups)?


A quintet of Anderson, Mitchell, Highsmith, Adebayo and Herro, albeit in a small sample size. Miami outscored teams by 37 points in their 34 minutes, shooting 67% and 11 for 16 on threes.


Mitchell was a godsend — credit to Pat Riley and Andy Elisburg for flipping P.J. Tucker for Mitchell — and not only set his career mark for three-point shooting since the trade (44.7% compared with 34.4 in his career) but also improved his assist-to-turnover ratio (5.3 to 1.7), while defending with zeal.

...


Erik Spoelstra stuck too long this year with Rozier, apparently convinced he couldn’t be as bad as he showed, [😂] and didn’t use Alec Burks enough.

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Ultimately, there was no justification for Rozier finishing fifth on the team in minutes (1,658) and Burks 10th (863).

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As Heat TV announcer Eric Reid said Sunday, it’s difficult to think of a good player who had the sudden in-his-prime regression to the extent Rozier did.😳


Besides needing to get to the line more, the Heat must either finish more efficiently in the basket area or find players that do. 


Even with Ware (128) and Adebayo (125) combining for 253 dunks, Miami made the third-fewest shots within five feet of the basket and shot just 62.5% on those shots (22nd in the league).

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Wiggins, a skilled scorer, doesn’t fit what the Heat ideally needs: someone who can finish at the basket, draw fouls, get Miami into offense and take over games late. The view here is Miami should offer Wiggins, multiple first-round picks and two of its first- or second- or third-year players (not Ware) for an All-Star if one becomes available.


All-STAR? Fuck all-STAR. ALL-NBA! GOOD article by BJ.

Public Occurrences April 14, 2025

Harvard Tells Trump to Take His $9B and Shove it

e.g. NYT, Haaretz



U.S. businesses sue to block Trump tariffs, say trade deficits are not an emergency

NBC

Tariffs are explicitly within Congress' authority and no Trump rationale brings the tariffs within executive power due to a "national emergency."

Disgruntled Pelicans fire GM David Griffith

Pho Moons Fire HC Mike Budenholzer

Ew Esse Em Elle Ee Finis...

...5 hrs 40 mins

Ew Esse Em Elle Ee...

...is very humbling. After researching for 20 mins, I forced answer E on D-2 when her immediate answer was the chalk, D.


0% of real medical students were as stupid as me.

Sunday, April 13, 2025

Little


La-La Clip-Clip Beat Peaceniks 124-119 (OT), Get 5th Seed

Smaller story but may be of interest. Jaime Jaquez Jr. had 41 pts, 10 rebs and 7 asts in the 118-119 loss by the "Heat" subs to the "Wizards" subs. 

Two Pitt guys started, and starred, for D.C. Bub Carrington banked in a ridiculous shot for the game winner...



... and had 15 pts, 7 rebs, and 9 asts. This is Bub's rookie year. He was selected by D.C. in the first draft round at number 14. AP:

With his start on Sunday, Carrington became the first Wizards rookie to appear in all 82 games in a season since Jeff Ruland (1981-82). Carrington, 19, also joined Luka Doncic as the only players in NBA history to record at least 300 assists and 100 3-pointers before turning 20 years old.

Starting with Bub was Justin Champagnie, who went undrafted out of Pitt in 2021 and has bounced between Ontario State, Beans, D.C. and their G League affiliates. Justin had 27 points for the victorious "Wizards" today.

Miami "Heat' post-LeBron

The 2024/25 season ended today (with a meaningless L). Miami finished with a 37-45 record, the team's worst since that first post-LBJ team in 2014/15. This season's 37-45 is the mirror opposite of 2023/24's 45-37, which also had been the franchise's average record every season since LeBron James went back to Cleveland. The 45-W decade of mediocrity also gave rise to the ".45's'" nickname bestowed by this here undersigned. With this season's record now factored in, the "Heat" average 11-year record drops to 44-38. For emphasis:

44-38: Miami "Heat" average record every season inclusive 2014/15 through 2024/25

37-45 .451 2014/15
48-34 .585 2015/16
41-41 .500 2016/17
44-38 .537 2017/18
39-43 .476 2018/19
44-29 .603 (49 W's projected on 82 game season) 2019/20
40-32 .556 (46 W's projected on 82 game season) 2020/21
53-29 .646 2021/22
44-38 .537 2022/23
45-37 .549 2023/24
37-45 .451 (2024/25)

44-38 .535 average 2014/15-2024/25

Is there a .44 cal. handgun?

 

Newcastle move up to fourth after rout of sorry Man United

(Reuters)

Ew Esse Em Elle Ee Sunday

We broke the flashcard logjam! Ana zipped through ~250 in 1.5 hrs. Now it's on to cardio!


We're never going to run a flashcard deficit like this again. Even if we have to do fewer q's than we'd like, we will reserve a quarter or a half of our time for flashcards when we're still mentally sharpish.




👈 Athlete? 🤷‍♂️

Saudi swords shredding the Unitard 4-1

Rooks now 3-1 over soiled Unitard, 69'

Troubled Bridge! Going Down Town Holds Swine Chelsea 2-2

Pigs could have flown over City into 4th with the expected V, but remain one point behind in 5th. Crucial because Saudi Sovereign Wealth with 53 points leads Manchester Unitard 2-1 in one of their tyoo games in hand. If SSW hold on Tyneside they will be 4th on 56 points (with a game in hand still), pushing City to 5th (final UCL qualifying position) and Chelsea into Europa. Chelsea's draw removes one crucial threat to City Champs League qualification.

Fucking Town. 2-2, 79'

There's a reason Town are going down...

Ownsie in 46'🤦‍♂️. Swine Chelsea 1 Ipswich 2.

Ilkay Gundogan on City's Lost Season

“I feel in a lot of games, maybe we gave a bit too much importance to tactics and didn’t really pay attention much on behaviour of ourselves. Having that determination, desire, aggression. Simple things that are part of the game, but maybe sometimes you just think too much about positioning or whatever. You might forget other things that should be normal."

Too much Pep dampens the pep

I thought the same thing about Erik Spoelstra and the Miami "Heat". Lay off practice once in a while, give the players a break.

HT Ipswich Town, Which Are Going Down, 2-0 Chelsea at Stamford Bridge

FUCKING IPSWICH TOWN IS BEATING SWINE CHELSEA 2-0!🤣

Goood morning!



Saturday, April 12, 2025

Why Beans Are World Champbeans



The Boston Celtics are converting guard JD Davison, the G League MVP, to a standard, two-year NBA contract, agent Corey Marcum tells ESPN. Davison, who has played 34 career NBA games, averaged 25.1 points, 7.6 assists and 5.6 rebounds for G League Maine this season.

Celtics sign JD Davison to final roster spot after veteran teammates predicted he was ready for NBA(CelticsBlog)

JD Davison’s teammates observed that he had noticeably improved entering this season.

“You could tell he took it to another level in training camp,” Jaylen Brown said last month. “I think he’s been able to learn from our guys, going against Payton [Pritchard], going against Jrue [Holiday] and Derrick [White]. He’s gotten so much better, and that’s credit to him. He’s developed at a high rate.”

Jrue Holiday gave perhaps the biggest endorsement for the young guard.

“He’s definitely going to be a really good NBA player,” he said.

Derrick White has called Davison the team’s best lob thrower on numerous occasions and praised his ability to make reads in the pick-and-roll.

Al Horford has been impressed by his work ethic and increased buy-in over the past three seasons.

“JD gets it,” Horford said.

Their player identification, evaluation, development, and signing a non pareil, old-fashioned apprentice program thwt involves the whole organization.

Ew Esse Em Elle Ee Saturday

Worked five hours today all on flashcards. We completely wiped out our almost 900 card deficit. Ana did spectacularly today. I see more now the value of the flashcards. As Ana ripped through one after another after tens and scores and hundreds, she had the luxury of pausing and reading the explanation, now solidifying her understanding rather than just her memory of the right answer (my practice). Tomorrow she will have a new shuffle of hundreds to impress me on.

Studying together remotely has been seamless. And more efficient. Even when I picked her up at her mother-in-law's house, it was 10 minutes travel time roundtrip, exclusive of chatting briefly with my (second) ex and/or her common law, or stopping at CVS for liquid intelligence. We have not even that small friction of time now. And since Ana is in her new place, she's less isolated. Her husband, my son, was home all today and got to see how hard and how expertly his wife works. I could see Ana pick up with him around. Said she when we finished at 3:05, "This was good for my morale." 

Pics from the day, the success of which is measured only by constancy at the extraordinarily difficult and taxing work and the constant learning.





And even remotely, we retain the advantage of consultation with Dr. Eleven.


 
                  Dr. Eleven playing with my adderall bottle, perhaps signaling to me the rouleaux formation of red blood cells. Or just because she's a crazy alien cat. I put the bottle out of her reach.


Four minutes after I hung up, Dr. Eleven was done for the day.

Make it FIVE!

N O'Reilly in the 79' and City look like the Centurians!



 

62 min: Having seen a replay of McAtee’s goal, it would be fair to say that I did Ederson a grave disservice by describing his inch-perfect 60-yard pass into the path of the goalscorer as "getting it launched” in the hit-and-hope style. He knew exactly what he was doing. Wow.

59 min: Henderson saves brilliantly from Marmoush, who had latched on to a brilliant low cross from De Bruyne and blasted the ball at the goalkeeper from close range. Gundogan’s follow-up is blocked by a defender and then O’Reilly shoots over the bar. This is amazing stuff and the cross from De Bruyne after he’d latched on to Kovacic’s defence-splitting through ball was exquisite.

53 min: City continue to dominate possession, barely giving Palace a touch. ...

(The Guardian all)

This is more a City stat line:




City 4 CP 2, 58

Four different Angels have scored: The gospel according to KDB, Marmoush, Kovacic, McAtee.

There will always be an England

Anti-Musk signs in London.


City 3 Child Porn 2, 47'

Pervs led 2-0 (8', 21').

Friday, April 11, 2025

Who's got it better than us!

The sweetest, most loyal, itty-bitty kitty answering my queries with scrutable tale waving. She's incomparable, a gift to an old man. 

In Feb 2023 my Big Brother came back to me.

          The Captain always showed me the way.
And always accepted me as is.

On Oct. 6, I received the gift of D-2.


Who asked nothing other than to "sit with me".

And on Oct 23, I was chosen by Eleven.


I was recalled to life by all three. Luck or karma or something. The prospect of losing any of the three gives me anxiety. Tis a far, far better rest I will go to than I have ever had before. Today-ay-ay, I consider myself-self-self, the luckiest man-man-man in the world-world-world.

Public Occurrences April 11, 2025


Inanely captioned by CBS, "The helicopter after the crash."


Inanely captioned by CBS, "The penguin in a cardboard box."


7:58 am

FT Zollner Pistons 119 Old Milwaukee 125

Disgruntled Pelicans 72 "Heat" 100, end 3Q

Ew Esse Em Elle Ee Today