Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Ira Winderman: Tyler Herro Likely Gone

"I think Tyler Herro thinks he has, [played his last game for "Heat"]. I think it’s just been too much. It’s been nonstop, it’s been incessant that you can say, ‘Hey, you only showed up in 33 games this season, you have no right in that.'

“When you hear every single year you’re going to be moved somewhere else, I think it wears on you. I don’t think Tyler Herro can be his best self in Miami. I think he’s been knocked down too many times.

“Remember, the Heat told Tyler that if they move him, it’ll be for a Hall of Famer? They’re trying to do the same right now. They’re trying to do it for Giannis; they might do it for Durant, I have a feeling it could be for Lauri Markkanen.

“I think Tyler needs a fresh start, and the Heat need a fresh start, and we can’t be bringing back the same thing and calling it something different.”

Ira on Hoch, Crowder, and Solano Radio show via fadeawayworld.

This is the Minnesota Timberwolves

SAN ANTONIO -- Despite getting blown out on the road for the second time in this second-round series, Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards exuded a level of unwavering confidence with his season on the brink against the 62-win San Antonio Spurs.

"I don't see nobody in our locker room that's too worried," Edwards said. "There's another basketball game. Come out, put your boots on and get ready to go to war."

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Andy Elisburg

We have a right not to be unloved in America. The double negative is inelegant but it is the most accurate formulation. We are not compelled to be around those who unlove or dislike us. We can retreat further and further away from such people. The right not to be compelled to be around those who do not like us is found within the right to privacy, itself not a recognized right by that name, but undoubtedly, a right not to be unloved would be found in a case of compelled association without legal exception with those who dislike us. 

That is mere predicate. For if there were a positive right to be loved, the subject of this post, the "Heat" vice president for basketball operations and general manager, could assign his right to be loved to one in more need. For Andy Elisburg is that rare individual who is liked and beloved by all those who are touched by him. I do not know Elisburg personally but I know this. When he passes, and if there is a God, She will grant him many more than his current 58 years, for Elisburg has improved everything in Her creation that he has touched.

You can look at scores of photos of Andy with other people, some with his ultimate boss, Mickey Arison. Arison rarely smiles. Yet everytime he is around Andy he can't help but curl his lips up. 

You see Andy telling "Heat" superfan Jimmy Buffett he has to leave after a referee ejected Buffett. Andy is gentle and wry with his hand on Jimmy's shoulder. 

You see him in his ultra-competitive business making a scout for the Washington Wizards laugh, you hear of the early morning phone call that he placed from his car to his counterpart in Cleveland the day after LeBron James left to take his talents to Tinseltown. "Did the sun rise today?" "Yes." "It will rise every day." You see him renewing old acquaintances with then 76'er, ex-Heater, Josh Richardson laughing and finishing off with a hug (a bear hug is the only kind Andy gives).

I am willing to bet you that there is not a single person in the NBA who dislikes Andy. I am willing to bet a WHOLE lot more that no one detests or hates him. It would be like hating Santa Claus or Mother Teresa. 

Everyone who Andy has touched in his 37 years with the "Heat", he was an original employee at age 21, is better, more joyful, laughs more, and has an incrementally better life for the golden touch of Andy Elisburg.

Why am I writing this out of the blue now? Well, because a year ago Andy was seriously, I mean seriously, ill. It is not exaggeration that his life was in some jeopardy. He had part of his foot removed and has been wheelchair bound since. So...you know. So that's why I am writing this now. Were it not so late I would post the photos that I have referred to so that you can see the undeniable, that there is no better person than Andy Elisburg, no person who brings more light to others lives.

They never say die, these Dire Wolves

Both teams continued to hammer each other, with Reid receiving a technical foul for pushing Wembanyama in the back on a Minnesota free throw with 2:24 left in the first half.

The foul fired up Wembanyama, not that he needed any additional motivation.

...

After being approached by Minnesota's Ayo Dosunmu after getting tangled up with McDaniels in the first quarter, Wembanyama would run untouched to the rim for an emphatic windmill dunk.

The Timberwolves opened the third quarter on a 14-2 run to tie the game after trailing by 18 points in the first half. Minnesota tipped away three attempted alley-oop passes to Wembanyama before they reached the 7-foot-4 post.

AP

Dire Wolves are extinct: SPURS (3-2) seize G3 126-97

This series is NOT over. Nah-ah. These Wolves rise from the dead, they are talented, well-coached and have great will. This series resumes Thursday night in Minneapolis. I am not betting against these Wolves to force a Game 7.

On Ice: Spurs 91-73, Wolves Dire

Spurs 52-40, 5:06 2Q, Spurs FTO

Spurs (11-3 2Q) 45 Wolves 33, 9:02 2Q, Wolves Full Den Meeting

Now Spurs with the 8-0 run, this one in :51!

Spurs (2-2) 34 Wolves 30 end 1st

When Wembanyama went out at 5:44, it was 24-11. When he came back in at 2:24 it was 28-24.

0-10, 28-26!

WOLVES 8-0 IN :57! 28-24

Wolves hunting! Spurs 28-22, 2:51 1st, Spurs FTO

:o WEMBANYAMA HAS 16 POINTS IN 6 MINUTES!

Prediction: The Toilet Nation will be humiliated (again) hosting the World Cup. Toilet People are incompetent.

Spurs 17 Wolves 9, 7:48 1st

0-0, 11:58 1st. Typical soccer score

Playing for the Championship, Spurs vs Wolves

Public Occurrences May 12, 2026

Florida Felon's Iran War Drives Toilet Nation Inflation to 3.8%


Florida Felon Eyes "Seriously Considering" Annexing Venezuela as 51st State of Toilet Nation


President Donald Trump is eyeing oil-rich Venezuela as a potential 51st state as officials continue to court oil companies for investments in the South American country following the U.S. intervention that removed President Nicolas Maduro from power.

Trump said in a phone call with Fox News that he is motivated by the estimated $40 trillion value of oil in Venezuela, adding that he is popular with the country's citizens.

...

...in March, Trump posted on Truth Social suggesting that Venezuela would instead become a state.

"Good things are happening to Venezuela lately! I wonder what this magic is all about? STATEHOOD, #51, ANYONE?" Trump posted.


Viral Occurrences. 11th Hantavirus Victim, "Rare" Andes Human Transmission Rate Now 7.4%-7.5%

...concerns about how easily — or not — the Andes strain spreads are growing. Andes is the only type of hantavirus that can pass from person to person.

...

Some experts now suggest it’s possible it may be more contagious than thought.

“What we’re hearing now, including from the doctors who were on the ship, is that at least a few people contracted it without that long, prolonged exposure that we’ve always assumed,” Dr. Ashish Jha, a senior fellow at Harvard University’s Kennedy School, told NBC’s “TODAY” show on Monday.

NBC

🎵The East is Red The Sun has risen 🎵

brrroom brrroom La-La Lake-Lake 110 OKC (4-0) 115

Monday, May 11, 2026

Here we go...

 

Sources: Bucks seeking trade offers for Giannis Antetokounmpo

Shams Charania for ESPN so this is completely legit.

...ownership and front office officials expect to maintain their trade deadline asking price of a young blue-chip talent and/or a surplus of draft picks, sources said.
...
The Bucks' trade saga with Antetokounmpo began a year ago. ...including last summer, when Antetokounmpo informed all parties that he had a desire to play for the New York Knicks. The Bucks believed the team was set to be a contender in the Eastern Conference and decided to hold on to him after failed traction in talks with the Knicks last August.
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...Multiple teams expected to pursue Antetokounmpo this offseason, such as the Golden State Warriors (No. 11) and Miami Heat (No. 13), received their lottery picks to solidify potential offers.
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Rival executives believe that Antetokounmpo's desired teams will be the largest factor in his trade destination.
...
"The conversation will be simple: Where does [Giannis] want to be moved, and where will he sign long term?" one source with direct involvement in the situation told ESPN.

[It is not going to be that simple. Beer has to get the right return. His no. 1 has always been Mamdani City. He has never mentioned Miami except that it is a "beautiful city. beautiful, beautiful, beautiful city." That it is, but Giannis does not read as a South Beach guy and the "Heat" is dreck. There are nine or ten teams just in the Least that can offer him a shorter path to the Finals than the "disorganized, disgruntled, not meshing "Heat."

If Antetokounmpo suddenly says, "I want to take my talents to South Beach" I will be one surprised mofo. But the "Heat" offer was the last one standing in February, and New York did not want to break up its core last summer. It seems reasonable that they would not want to break up this roster now when they are on a jaw-dropping run in the 'loffs. Shams does not mention Miami as a destination. I don't think it is a destination. But Beer came close to accepting Miami's offer in February, calling it off only 18 hours before the trade deadline expired.

Hope, Miami, HOPE. But make it evidence-based hope to avoid emotional meltdown. Maybe it happens but from where I sit, it will not happen.

Sensitive City erased a Z 4-point HT lead with extreme prejudice, 38-21 in 3Q. That is character.

Cavalry Rides to Sensitive City's Rescue in the Pawn Shop, defeating Zollner 112-103 to even series 2-2

Hantavirus usually spreads from rodent droppings and is not easily transmitted between people. But the Andes virus detected in the cruise ship outbreak may be able to spread between people in rare cases

“This is not another COVID. And the risk to the public is low. So they shouldn’t be scared, and they shouldn’t panic.”-WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus

T.A.G., let me ask you some questions:

-Then why are the passengers and health workers in that photo dressed as if in preparation to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to polonium patients? Why were the Americans who were onboard the MV Hondius immediately flown to a quarantine facility in Nebraska?

-You don't even know for sure if the Andes variant does spread between people, right? And, if it does, that's in rare cases, correct? 

-There were a total of 146-149 people onboard the MV Hondius. There are 10 confirmed or probable hantavirus patients, three of whom have died. Therefore, 6.7%-6.8% of the total number of people onboard got infected with the virus, right? That is a high infection rate, right? 6.7%-6.8% sounds HIGH to me. 

Those infection rates affirmatively PROVE Hantavirus-Andes DOES spread between people, don't they?

Those infection rates affirmatively DISPROVE state-of-medicine knowledge on either 1) whether this is Hantavirus-Andes or 2) what the transmission rate is between people, correct, isn't that correct T.A.G.? No further questions you make me sick.

The Defining Moment of Our Time is Israeli, American-Enabled Genocide

WHAT DOES DIOGENES of Sinope have in common with Alexei Navalny and the unnamed man who stood before a column of tanks near Tiananmen Square in 1989? Tracing 10 qualities of moral resistance across two-and-a-half millennia, Gal Beckerman argues, in his new book How to Be a Dissident, that these figures share something more elemental than politics, ideology, or biography. Each of them, at a defining moment...measured every action against a single instinctual question: Can I live with myself? 

...

...dissidence is not a political stance, not a career, and not a personality type. It is what happens when the distance between what you believe and how you act becomes intolerable. 

-Sasha Razor book review of How to Be a Dissident, Gal Beckerman

USMLE Today (II)

Anybody can study when they are feeling great. A successful student is one who studies when not feeling tip-top, who pushes through malaise or fatigue with determination and stamina.

Determination, stamina, and strategy were the components of the Golden Apple, the ancient Greek symbol of success.

USMLE Today

I look for clues in the fact pattern. I look for phrases/terms repeated in fact pattern and answer choice. Sometimes I get the wrong answer, sometimes the right. But my test-taking strategy is VALID even for medical brainiacs. On a question today:

"...a diamond in the rough would come in quite handy at the moment at 601 Biscayne."

I swear I never heard another person use "601 Biscayne" before I did and I never heard Ira use it until after I did.

Public Occurrences May 11, 2026

Fed Up, Zelensky Takes Gloves Off With the Trump Administration

With peace talks on ice and Ukraine now more self-reliant, President Volodymyr Zelensky seems to be stepping away from the United States.

NYT

One thing is for sure, Volo, you cannot rely on the Toilet Nation. Yes, best to step away from that outhouse.

7:48 am:

25% of Toilet People Believe Assassination Attempts on Florida Felon Fake

Sunday, May 10, 2026

Toldja!

I toldja with 6' even left and Ice -3 that Ice would win. I have it in writing.

FT at last. Ice (2-2) 114 Alamo 109

Over. 114-109, 9.8". WAIT, Alamo FTO

Wolves Dire. Full Den Mtng :13.1 112-109

Ayo Dumbasso had the ball stolen leading to Alamo cutting it to 5. One more turnover and we're heading to OT...unless Wolves "foul up 3".

112-109, :20.6

Oh no

112-105, 29.1"


 

110-103, 1:12

Ice 107-103, 1:17, Alamo FTO

ICE!!!!!!!!!!! 107-101, 1:56

"...the Duncan Robinson experience..."

Why does Ira Winderman use stupid phrases like that. There was "the Kyle Lowry effect" and "the PJ Tucker-something," maybe "experience", too.

ICE! (not popular in Mnpls) 98-97, 5:12 left

Yes

MIAMI — In perhaps a metaphor for where the franchise has stood in recent years, the Miami Heat found themselves running in place at Sunday NBA draft lottery, starting the random-but-weighted drawing as the No. 13 seed and exiting the process with the No. 13 pick in the June 23 first round of the draft. Ira

95-97, 5:32 Ice Full Chill

Ice hardening: 94-97, 6' left. (prediction: Ice wins)

Ice softening: Hotspurs (2-1), without Wembanyama, 94-86, 8:49 4Q

Victor Wembanyama (RIGHTFULLY) Ejected from Ice-Alamo game

He through a vicious elbow actoss the windpipe of Naz Reid.

114-141 NYC (🧹)

Knicks fans...may have made the loudest statement yet. They raised brooms outside the arena and waved “Always Knicks” towels once inside, all while noisily neutering the few Sixers fans that didn't make a few extra bucks on the secondary market and stuck around.

The 76ers' franchise failed to stop Knicks fans in their effort to buy tickets.

The 76ers were greater failures in trying to stop the Knicks on the floor.
...
If the sweep and the Knicks' fan takeover didn't saddle the Sixers with enough bad news, there was one final cutting blow to the ego — Philadelphia's two first-round 2018 draft picks are still playing: Mikal Bridges and Landry Shamet, of course, for the Knicks.

AP

Philadelphia has a real inferiority complex, trapped as they are among Washington, D.C., New York City, and Boston. This is traumatic for the people of Philadelphia.

Ice (1-2) 34 Alamo 30, end 1Q

Quaker Guns: Mamdani City (3-0) 17 Quaker City 6, 7:29 1Q

Lessons unlearned...Miami fails to move up, will pick 13th in draft

 No. 1. Washington Wizards

No. 2. Utah Jazz

No. 3. Memphis Grizzlies

No. 4. Chicago Bulls

No. 5. Los Angeles Clippers (via Pacers)

No. 6. Brooklyn Nets

No. 7. Sacramento Kings

No. 8. Atlanta Hawks (via Pelicans)

No. 9. Dallas Mavericks

No. 10. Milwaukee Bucks

No. 11. Golden State Warriors

No. 12. Oklahoma City Thunder (via Clippers)

No. 13. Miami Heat

No. 14. Charlotte Hornets

Viral Occurrences May 10, 2026

WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus reiterated that the general public should not be worried about the [hantavirus] outbreak.

“We have been repeating the same answer many times,” he said. “This is not another COVID. And the risk to the public is low. So they shouldn’t be scared and they shouldn’t panic.”

Yes, you have, but our lying eyes see differently:

Even so, those disembarking and personnel working at the port of Granadilla in Tenerife wore protective gear during the evacuation process, including face masks, hazmat suits and respirators. Video obtained by The Associated Press showed passengers on the tarmac donning similar suits and being sprayed down with disinfectant.


Saturday, May 09, 2026

"Lakers" Dunked: 108-131 "Thunder" (3-0)

Barry Jackson: "Lessons learned" BY Miami from the Nine Teams Who Have Leapt the "Heat" in the Last FOUR YEARS

Q to the Nine Teams: "Why Haven't You Adopted the Miami Way?"

A: "Because we don't want to go 44-38 for twelve fucking years."

That's a point, Barry.

The answers for Barry Jackson are the same no matter who is learning from whom: no "lessons learned" (save a little shuffling)

It was April 10, 2022 — the final day of the NBA’s regular season — that the Heat stood atop the Eastern Conference standings. It hasn’t happened a single day in four seasons since.

[Since then] a bunch of teams jumped the Heat. Nine teams finished ahead of them in this season’s Eastern Conference standings.

Those nine do not include the injury-riddled Pacers...

...

The Heat, frankly, could have schooled many of these teams on roster-building for the first 25 years of the Pat Riley era.

Twenty-five years are 1995-2020. Jackson does not include the last five years, 2020-2025.

But those teams who jumped Miami didn't want to attend Pat Riley U!

For the Heat, there’s no lesson to be learned from tanking. There’s no lesson to be learned from Cleveland acquiring Donovan Mitchell...

Jackson's (601 Biscayne's) answers become tautological as here. There's no lesson from tanking because we're not tanking.

So I’m not going to sit here and say that most of these teams that jumped the Heat have discovered the magic elixir.

But in our view, there are a few lessons that could be learned — or at least ideas worth considering — from what other teams did the past four years:

Boston: There’s no lesson to be learned from landing generational talents high in the lottery...

Pause: Accepting Beans' offer of multiple draft picks to jump and draft non-generational-non-talent Justise Winslow is a lesson unlearned. Unpause

Indiana and Toronto: We understand the Heat doesn’t like trading a good player for another good player unless it believes the move clearly improves the team.

But sometimes, simply shuffling the pieces can help, in our view.

Lesson 1: learn how to shuffle.

New York: Let’s be real: The Knicks have risen to this spot mostly because they smartly projected that Jalen Brunson would be far better than he was...
...
As it was explained to me [by 601 Biscayne], the Heat doesn’t prioritize collecting a bunch of first-round picks (though it got one in the Jimmy Butler trade with Golden State) because it’s trying to win every year. We get it. It’s a noble approach.

Pause: Noble is not the word for it. Heads I win, tails you lose. Heads: Miami doesn't like first-round draft picks because it's trying to win every year. Tails: They're not winning every year because they don't have first round draft picks. Miami conclusion: We still don't like draft picks.  Unpause
...

Philadelphia: For the Heat or anyone else, there’s absolutely nothing to be learned...

Atlanta and Toronto and Orlando. This can be summed in one word: Length! And adequate positional size.

Here I want to add the substance of a post that I drafted but didn't publish:

Erik Spoelstra invented positionless basketball. Pat Riley wasn't a particular fan but deferred.

That has resulted in roster homogenization. The ideal player for positionless is 6'6"-6'8". Tall enough to defend the post but not so tall that he's lumbering. Quick enough to defend Allan Iverson but not too small. A good shooter but not a ball hog. A good defender but not Dennis Rodman-inept at scoring. Every player is expected to be capable of playing all five positions and to be good at everything. Good but not great.

So Jackson's "adequate positional size" is really dumb. 

Spoelstra had always wanted to play fast-paced. So he fitted a version of Memphis "wheel" offense to the "Heat" last summer. Riley said in his season wrap-up that in Spo's offense who gets the shot is not dependent on who is a great shooter (since there are no great shooters, only equally good shooters) but on who ends up with the ball in the last 8-second trimester. Riley thinks "you gotta get the ball to your guys" (the great shooters. Spo doesn't think he has great shooters).

Conclusion: Riley is not going to get Spoelstra to play positional basketball.

La-La Lake-Lake (0-2) Okie Dokie, 8:30 pm

MISSED it. Sensitive City (1-2) Tops Zollner 116-109 in Pawn Shop

James Harden hit three clutch shots in the final two minutes...

...

The 17-year veteran hit a 16-foot step-back jumper to extend the lead to 108-104. After a driving dunk by Cunningham, Harden made a floating 7-footer to put the lead back up to four.

Cunningham responded with a 3-pointer before Harden provided the decisive blow with 25 seconds remaining on a step-back 3-pointer while being guarded by Harris to make it 113-109.

Public Occurrences May 9, 2026

Putin Thinks Rus War on Ukraine Ending

“I think that the matter is coming to an end,” Putin told reporters of the Russia-Ukraine war... He also said he would be willing to negotiate new security arrangements for Europe and that his preferred negotiating partner would be Germany’s former Chancellor, Gerhard Schröder.

...
Putin was speaking at the Kremlin after setting out his view of the war’s causes. He blamed “globalist” Western leaders, saying they promised NATO would not expand eastward after the 1989 fall of the Berlin Wall...

He is correct, we did. The U.S. through James Baker to Mikhail Gorbachev.

Viral Occurrences

Hantavirus


Three people are dead, seven others now ill in an outbreak of this rodent-carrying infection. Eight, including the three fatalities, were on board the Dutch luxury cruise ship MV Hondius. Two others, remote from the ship, were reported on Friday.

The mystery here is two-fold: 1) the vector 2) the infection of humans.

The Plague's was rodent-borne too, specifically fleas on rodents. The fleas "jumped ship", off the rats on ships and onto humans. The Plague was in the 14th century. Sanitation, rodent control, hygiene, and medicine have made some progress in seven centuries. Therefore it was surprising that rodents would be aboard a luxury liner like the Hondius. Indeed, this outbreak is "the first of its kind documented on a ‌ship".

Too, Hantavirus has a harder jump to make to humans than the small, hopping fleas of the Plague. Hantavirus needs to make a Great Leap, either by a bite from a rodent or, gross alert, inhalation of aerosolized urine of the rodent. How do either of those happen to six people on a luxury cruise ship in the 21st century? You're thinking six different people did not kiss an infected rodent onboard the Hondius, that the outbreak started with rodent-to-human infection and then spread from human to human. I am too! But...

Human-to-human transmission is extremely rare. There was like one reported case before the Hondius. World Health Organization testing has determined that the hantavirus onboard the ship is the Andes variant, "the only hantavirus species known to be capable ⁠of limited transmission between humans, through close and prolonged contact, according to the WHO." Thus, "WHO officials have repeatedly said the risk to the public at large is not high and the virus is not transmitted easily."

Easier than WHO thinks! In the two cases reported Friday, one was a woman who became ill after sitting "near" (not "next to") one of the infected cruise passengers on a plane flight.

Viruses are a bitch, as we all know from our experience with COVID-19. Viruses mutate so frequently that human virus hunters are always a step behind. The behavior of this hantavirus, whether the Andes variant or a sub-variant of the Andes, or a completely different variant, is unique or extremely unusual.

One can only hope that this hantavirus does not spread to the U.S., or that if it does it infects only MAGAts because WHO "puts the fatality rates among infected people in the United States at up to 50%."

Hantavirus, Reuters via Yahoo

I just had a dream where I had sex with the Florida "Panthers" Russian female hockey goaltender and then went to watch Trump play golf. Good morninga.

Callin' it! 105-112, now 113, :26. You're on ice, Ice, down 1-2, enjoy Cancun.

Ice shooting ice cold. 105-111, :30.8. Just about over.

Reid, McDaniels, Dosunmu and Edwards all missed threes in the last couple mins.

Randle fouls Fox 105-111, :50.4

105-109, 1:22. Ice needs a cold STOP.

Time getting away! 103-109, 1:55

OHHHHH! VICTOR WEMBAYAMA WITH A DAGGER THREE! 103-109, 3:06. ICE FTO 2:26

Naz hits a three. 103-106, 3:27

Wemby. 100-106, 3:45

Out of the FTO Ant could have given Ice the lead but missed a trey. Now, 100-104, 3:55, Hotspurs FTO

100-102, 5:09 4th, Wolves Full Den Huddle

98-99! 6:18 left

Gobert Just Blocked Wemby! 96-99, 6:18 left

Friday, May 08, 2026

Alamo has led 84% of this game--in Ice--and there have been only 6 lead changes.

Practically from start to current, Alamo has had the upper hand.

Hotspurs putting their branding iron into the flesh of Dire Wolves 79-88, 10:47 4Q

Poor Philadelphia

I mean the franchise and the fans, hell, the entire city. 

Associated Press writeup:


"...With 2016 and 2018 Villanova national championship banners hanging in the rafters, the so-called Nova Knicks all took turns taking the fight out of the Sixers in the fourth quarter...The familiar faces in Philly -- Brunson, Hart and Bridges all played for Villanova -- seized control of the game.


The Sixers tried to pull off the win in front of A-list Knicks fans and thousands from the five boroughs and beyond who circumvented Philadelphia's ticket-buying tricks and filled the arena with "Let's go Knicks!" chants...Celebrity Row regulars at Madison Square Garden, Spike Lee, Timothée Chalamet, Tracy Morgan and Ben Stiller all made the trip to Philadelphia -- along with thousands of less famous Knicks fans -- and the split crowd erupted in cheers, boos and the occasional middle finger on just about every basket.


I lived in Philly for four years, coming immediately after one year in Boston. The contrast was shocking. I won't get into it all here, but "Puritan Boston and Quaker Philadelphia" is a 1980 book that tries to explain how these two most important cities in colonial America took such divergent life paths after independence. Philly people have an exquisitely sensitive inferior complex to Boston, New York, and D.C. It infects every individual Philadelphian and the city as a collective. It's a shame, really. I hated Philadelphia, but it's a real shame.


51-51 in the Land of 10,000 Lakes and no "Lakers"

Ant

Rudy Gobert

Jaden McDaniels

Julius Randle

Naz Reid and Ayo Dosunmu off the BENCH. Are you fucking kidding me! You move Minnehaha to the Least (as is predicted when Seattle and Vegas are added) right now and they'd be Least leaders. In the West, how they gonna beat 1) OKC 2) Wemby and the Hotspurs 3) Denver when Jokic is healthy 4) La-La Lake-Lake when Luka is healthy? You put Naz Reid and Dosunmu on the "Heat" and they'd be starters, part of the "core", and Pat Riley would make them untouchable in trades.

The NBA has listed heavily westward for 20 years. It is a shame that OKC and San Antone, the two most fearsome teams in the Association have to play an elimination series for the right to meet Zollner or Mamdani City in the Finals. It is rank injustice that Denver, the "Lakers", and Minnesota have NO SHOT realistically of reaching the Finals. smh.

ICE 46 Hotspurs 45, 2' 2Q

Ice (1-1) 37 Hotspurs 39, 5:07 2Q

Man, if you told me a cigar-shaped UFO was seen above treetops in September 2023...

 

...I'd say, "Yeah that happened!", but in May 1937.

Man, you lose a G3 at home by 2 TDs when you're down 2-0 and you start Paul George John Ringo...

...Joel, Maxey and VJ Edgecombe, you gotta examine your life.

EARLY: Ice 0 Hotspurs 2, 11:43 1Q

Coming up when this one is over officially, Ice (1-1) Hotspurs

Game Over. Quaker City (soon to be 0-3) 89 Mamdani City 105, 3:46 left. DAMN. Mamdanis are playing WELL!

Not looking good for the Quakers. HT 52-60 Mamdani City

Ew Esse Em Elle Ee Generallee

Standardized tests, USMLE's included, are formatted by time and number of questions. Take enough tests and you learn not to waste time. The questions, again USMLE's included, follow a structured template: a paragraph fact pattern and multiple choice answers. For all test-takers, infinitely moreso for the uneducated like me, the test questions are word puzzles. It's not just substantive knowledge. Successful USMLE students cannot spend more than 90 secs reading the fact pattern and answering. The test is not the time to study. All test-takers have to look for word clues and then jump to the answer choices. Having no substantive knowledge, I look for those clues assiduously. For example, if a term in the fact pattern is repeated in the answer choices, that's my clue. My presumptive choice contains the repeated term unless when I tell Ana she tells me no. We had one question yesterday where the same term was repeated three times in the fact pattern and then in one of the answer choices. That was my answer (and I think we got it wrong. lol). The word clues are nested. You have to know what's wheat and what's chaff. Sometimes UWorld will intentionally NOT use a term that they know med students will be familiar with, just to be little Eichmanns for awhile. 


Almost every USMLE question has five answer choices, and they're all medically plausible. No photo id lineups with four refrigerators and a Black man like in criminal law. I try to game the test with test-taking strategies--because what choice do I have?--but you have to know your shit.


Sometimes, like on one question today, I have to take a global approach, or an indirect route. The question today called for something like the mechanism of action of the medication to prescribe. Ana and I both had no effing idea. Time to throw darts? Maybe on the actual test, but in this learning phase, n-o, no. So I said, "Okay, Ana, this person comes to your office with these symptoms," they were common, easily understandable even to me as a layman, "Now what would you prescribe, and then we can try to tease out the mechanism of action." I think we got that one wrong, too.😂 But our thought process was mahvelous!


If I were to take the actual test, i would get 20%-25% right (you need 60%). That's a one in five chance if I'm throwing darts plus a tiny bit more from what I've learned. So all my test-taking experience and strategies would flunk me with alacrity.😂

Quaker City 31 Mamdani City 27, end 1Q

It's Friday night...

AND PUBLIX WAS OUT OF KEY LIME PIE!

What. Would. Eleven. Do.?

Tentative start, the coconut on top threw her off, a few licks, but no cigar. :(


Quakers were 9-0 before Mamdanis scored. 9-2, 9:07 1Q

Friday Night Fights: Quaker City (with Embiid) 0-2)) 7 Mamdani City 0

USMLE Yesterday

When trying to help Dr. Ana choose the correct answer on the UWorld questions I rely, of course, on the little bit of medical knowledge that I have picked up in the last two years, but also, and mainly, on my test-taking skill as developed over the course of an American professional lifetime. Sometimes, maybe most times, I do help Ana. Other times, of course, I am wrong. Yesterday, I hurt Ana's performance on three straight questions, the last of which she got wrong when 87% of her colleagues got it right. My notes in my Moleskine after that last catastrophe: "For 3rd [triple underlined] time today I steered Ana wrong". I was distraught. I wanted to run away, I put my head down on my hands on the desk, and got a little close to weeping. So that is why USMLE yesterday was my worst day. I felt bad the whole rest of the day, too. 

But the sunshine of that horrible day was Ana, and that is the real story of yesterday. She saw me with my head on my hands and remonstrated me, pointing on the screen: "David, do not feel bad. YOU cannot get discouraged. You have to keep ME from getting discouraged." It was the most generous-spirited response; it was also accurate. This test is an absolute bitch and ANA has to take it, not me. All that she asks is that someone "sit with me." Of course, I cannot just sit there like a potted plant, I could not do that, I would not have been able to sit there dumb and mute for the last two years. I have to TRY, to try to learn, even a completely new professional discipline. I couldn't do it without trying, Ana would have to get someone else.

I also couldn't do it, coming back to the main point, I couldn't not try that is, if Ana told me to shut up, that I was hurting not helping. Imagine any professional not getting impatient or short or harsh with a neophyte student.

I have never met a superior person to Ana: kind-hearted, generous-spirited, even-tempered, forgiving, in a word, loving.

Eleven

Sometimes when I leave, it's only once a day and to buy provisions, little Eleven thinks I'm abandoning her and never coming back. I know, she has a cat brain. But those feelings are still real to her. And they 'bout break my heart.

                                            "Where you goin', dad?"


She changed her posture to demure, tail properly tucked underneath her.



And when I've made the mistake of leaving the small bathroom light on and am out the door standing in front of the elevators, "NO!!!!"



Last Call: La-La Bron-Bron are about to fall into Lake Oantoo in Oklahoma City

Thursday, May 07, 2026

Cavalry Collapse Down Stretch (again). FT Zollner (2-0) 107-97

Zollner 28-22 4Q G2. Cavalry led 81-79, 10:19 4th. Outscored 28-16.

Zollner 28-25 4Q G1: Cavalry tied it 93-93, 5:28. Outscored 18-8.

Cavalry have trouble finishing unless it's on their belly.

 

Zollner 95-91, 3:53 left

Pistons firing, 89-84, 6:54 4Q

CAVALRY (6-0) TAKE LEAD 79-81, 10:19 4Q, ZOLLNER FULL ENGINE CHECK

TIED 79

Zollner Pistons 79 Sensitive City Cavalry 75, end 3Q

72-68, 2:13 Cavalry Full Sensitivity Training. They're +7 3Q.

72-66, 3:10 3Q

Cantering 66-64

Calvary trotting 66-59, 5:56 3Q

62-54, 7:10 3rd, Zollner FTO

No, it's not working. HT Zollner 54-43

Zollner has led 95% of the first 24 mins.

Tin Men (1-0) 43-36 Sensitive City 4:19 2Q. Sensitive City's strategy is not. working. out.

USMLE Today

My worst day.

Wednesday, May 06, 2026

More "Heat" Good News

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ESPN’s Bobby Marks predicts Kawhi Leonard will be moved to the Miami Heat this summer:

“The Heat would retain the No. 13 pick in June's draft, along with 10 players from this season's team, including Bam Adebayo. And because they are taking back less money in the trade, Miami could also re-sign free agent Norman Powell and still remain under the luxury tax.”

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Hotspurs are putting Minnesota on Ice, 76-52, 5:37 3Q. This series will be 1-1 by midnight.

Mamdani City 105 Quaker City 100, 1:17 left. What a game!

This game has been CLOSE throughout: HT Mamdani City 61 Quaker City 62. 12 lead changes!

Good News for "Heat": Giannis Antetokounmpo Available

🍺co-owner Jimmy Haslam is tired of the drama. He (and ownership) will make decision:

"I just think before the draft is a natural time. ...We don't know whether Giannis will stay with us or not, but we'll work through that with Giannis in the coming weeks. ... So sometime over the next six or seven weeks, we'll decide whether Giannis is going to sign a max contract and stay with us, or he's going to play somewhere else. And Jon [Horst, GM] and Taylor [Jenkins, HC], along with (co-owner) Wes (Edens) and myself will make that call, and we understand the gravity of that call."

Tighter Than a 10-Year Old's Asshole in Peoples Square Garden: 31-33, end 1

Public Occurrences May 6, 2026

Impulsive Florida Felon Going to China While Strait of Hormuz Remains Closed

“This is not an administration that operates based on a policy process. It operates based on impulse. And the president seems now both tired of this war and reluctant to continue investing his political capital into it. Going to China while the strait remains closed is humiliating for President Trump and puts China in a position of strength vis-a-vis the United States, because President Trump would have to, as he has done recently, ask for China’s help to resolve a problem that didn’t exist before he launched a war." --Ali Vaez, Iran director, International Crisis Group.

Apie

Mamdani City (1-0) 5 Quaker City 7, 9:50 1Q

 

76ers star Joel Embiid out for Game 2 [7 pm tonight] due to multiple injuries



Ice (1-0) also plays tonight, G2, in Alamo. 9:30 pm.

Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Okies are fairly routing Lakies and will take G1

I see I have some company from cleveland.com in that last opinion...

The Cavs tied the game — for just the second time all night — with 5:28 remaining, sending a hush through the arena. 

But "mentally tough Detroit", led by former Cavs coach J.B. Bickerstaff, didn’t rattle

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The Man from Pluto:

Detroit is a very good team. Their 60-22 record wasn’t an accident. They earned it with their zest for defense and general mental toughness.




Reasonably it could...


Is this series going to ultimately make or break the Cavs with this core going forward? 🤔 It feels like this is where you draw the line in the Donovan Mitchell era even if it is losing to a one seed

In my view though, if they lose this series the indictees are Drunk Koby Altman and Kenny-the-non-jet-Atkinson who conspired to intentionally fiddle away November and December to build a tough, rested roster in the 'loffs. I had never heard of such an inane thing until last week when I heard Pat Riley say "We like this roster." You can't just decide to play in the playoffs. Sensitive City never got back to near where they finished the 2024/25 season, had an existential first-round, seven-round bout with Ontario State and now are behind Zollner, who may or may not be more talented, but who showed more heart in tonight's game than Sensitive City has shown ever with this org. leadership and this roster.

I see I have some company in that last opinion...


The Cunningham-Duren connection came ALIVE when Detroit needed it most after the Cavs tied the game. 🤝