Sunday, November 30, 2025
"With Tyler Herro in the starting lineup, the Miami Heat have not been the same team."
Let's check in on cleveland.com
Guess who didn't lose today...
The Dynasty. Beat Portlandia (the only team to blemish their 20-1 record) up there 123-115.
Sensitive City! :o
Not only did the pro football team get flushed into Lake Mistake today, but across town the Cadavers lost to Beans. Cadavs now 12-9 on the season. Yikes.
The lonely field beyond Fort Pitt is a burying ground
Football, Short Pants and Tackle
In order of completion:
Table toppers Arsenal dropped points today to Swine Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. 1-1 the final. Arsenal are going to win the Premier League. City are second and City are not Premier League championship quality. Maybe they could win MLS.
Sensitive City dropped their 9th in 12. They were blasted by San Fran 26-8 in the Mistake by the Lake.
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS! won their 3rd in 12 today at FetLife 27-24 over the "Falcons".
Pro team in Nawlins BLOW. Miami (5-7) edged the Aint's (2-10) 21-17 at Pro Player Stadium.
Public Occurrences November 30, 2025
My Big Brother, 85 years old
Happy Birthday to you-ou
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Happy Birthday to you-ou.
I love you Big Bye.
Saturday, November 29, 2025
The Indecision
D-Day came and went. Kiffin and Olé Miss are still standing their, dicks in hands, looking more ridickulous than ever. Shameful. SHAME on both of them.
I didn't follow the game after the 1st quarter...
New Miami arrived late: 131 Zollner 135, :10.8
HUGE 4Q run by "Heat"--40-27. So it was 17 points end 3. smh.
The Kiffin Debacle
"Heat" mandatory FTO 5:58 1st 15-17
Norman has 6 pts in 5' on 2/3 (1/2); Tyler is 0/3 (0/2).
We're shooting 31% to their 78.
"Heat" 10-15, 7:24 1st
Spo starts, I think, the same five he did in the previous game: Wig-o, Bam-o, Norman, Davion, Herro.
FT at Shia Stadium in the Battle to be Bowl Eligible, Ruptures (5-7) 36 Paterno-Sandusky 40
The score suggests a fiercely contested game, a tribute to both teams' players and coaches.
"Heat" (13-6) are a 4.5 pt favorite tonight in the Bus vs Z (15-4)
I bet Z is making several players unavailable for rest. This is their third game in four nights.
Pitt (22) 7 Miami Gardens (12) 24, 9:29 3rd. Good night, "Panthers"
I don't care how this season ends, it has been a success. I love Mason Heintschel, I love our other freshmen, I love this team. Pitt aspires to be champions of the premier academic athletic conference in the nation. We have done that. We're not going to pay millions of dollars for a, one, football player, as Nebraska, Miami, Tennessee, UCLA, on and on do. We're the University of Pittsburgh. I love my school. I think Pat Narduzzi has done a very good job in his tenure. H2P
This one stands! A confident call by Ryan Day...
Could be worse! M (15) 6 O (1) 0, 9:42 1st. PROBLEM for M...
Powerful Panthers (22) 0 Gardeners (12) 3, 4:31 1Q
Duzz, to win a game you have to score "points". You can't even gain yards. Your O line got murdered by ND, now it's getting murdered by UMG.
Pitt FIRST snap of game: Mason Heintschel SACKED for -10
Opening possession: 4th and 23 from our own 12🙄 C'mon Pitt, Jesus Christ.
City, City, City...
Phil Foden scored in the first minute, then Josko Gvardiol made it two nil in the 25th against sorry Leeks...But then, Leeks scored twice after the break and City needed Phil to ride to the rescue in stoppage time to eek out the win at Etidad Stadium 3-2. That is blushing.
It's Rivalry Week!
At noon:
Meeshagin (15) vs Ohio (1). 'Eyes -9.5
In a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt, a duel but no rivalry, Miami Gardens (12) is -6.5 over Pitt (22). Two of three improbable things must needs happen for my Beloved "Panthers" to make the ACC title game. First, they have to beat the Gardeners; second, this is the either/or: Virginny (18), -8.5, 7 pm, has to upchuck at home against their rival, Va. Tech, who fired their coach; OR Smoo (21), -13.5, 8 bells, has to lose at Cal., who just fired their coach. Go "Panthers" but I'm not holding my breath on any of those.
At 3:30:
I guess this is a rivalry, I don't really know, let's call it a rivalry, the Starbucks Cup, Wershington hosts no. 6 O who are -6.5
Vanderbilt (14) is on Rocky Top (19) who are -2.5.
7:30:
Iron Bowl, at Jordan's Hair, Albern vs Ala-Damn-Bama -5.5
In the Pac-12, SoCal (17) is -21.5 over Uclans.
The heat is gone
Friday, November 28, 2025
Longhorns
Texas started the season ranked no. 1. Their first game was a loss at then-3 Ohio. No shame there, if memory serves they were underdogs. Three cupcakes, three dubs and they were 9th heading into Gainesville Oct. 4. GAINESVILLE, home of the Florida "Gators", ex-home of Billy Napier, home of currently 3-8 FU. 'Horns were 6.5 road favorites. Texas never had a lead the entire game. The "Gators" beat 'em 29-21. It was 22-7 with 5 1/2' left in the 3rd quarter! Beeg shame. Rebounded to beat Oklahoma (6) their next game. Close win at KY Jelly; one TD dub at Miss. State. They were ranked 20th going into the Vandy (9) game n Austin. Another squeaker. "Longhorns" 7-2. Leapt to 10th in the rankings before playing betwixt the hedges agin' then-5 Jawja. BEEG game for 'Horns. Got. Completely. Demolished. 35-10. Pretenders! Sarkisian out! 17th. Sooie Pig Sooie, easy win. Crept up to 16th.
That is the season's history of the team that entered 16th, 2.5 home dogs against undefeated, untied, 3rd-ranked (I thought they were best team in country), arch-rival DEI. "Longhorns' took the lead for good midway through the 3rd quarter, a seemingly tenuous 13-10. Then they outscored DEI 14-7 in the 4th to win, really rather easily, convincingly.
Arch Manning, the latest scion of tackle football's First Family, entered college football lore tonight. Although only 14/29 he outplayed DEI's Marcel Reed, who had two INTs. Arch had two TDs, one through the air, the other, weaving through the "Aggies" D on a 35-yard run.
Didn't see this one coming. Did not see a Texas win here. All the eyes of Texas are upon them tonight. I am shocked.
In other action...
7L Queens (4-14) 90 Wobbling Male Cows (9-8) 94, 1:02 3Q.
Mamdani City (11-6) 78 Male Deer (8-11) 75, 5:47 3Q.
You know what an Iowa football offense normally looks like. We know what an Iowa offense normally looks like. Matt Rhule and Nebraska football made 2025 Iowa look like the 1984 San Francisco 49ers or the 1999 St. Louis Rams on Friday.
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Allowing 40 to Iowa in just over three quarters at home is a disgrace.
Oh my goodness...
Iowa (8-4) scored a season's worth of points for them and BLASTED Nebraska (7-5) in Lincoln, 40-16. The "Huskers" who started strong on paper, were made of paper. Their last two losses (at PSU the other) were by a combined 77-26, an average 38.5-13. Matt Rhule does not turn Big Red around in his third season in charge as he did elsewhere. Nebraska can't be turned around.
"Florida shifts focus away from Lane Kiffin as next coach"
It's gonna be Elle Esse Ew or stay put for the Lane Train. Ain't no way I'd go to Red Stick with the meddling of that Loseeana governor.
Nor with half of Americans
A farewell to A Farewell to Arms
I knew it was coming. It didn't help.
I must have thrown the first copy away. I must have been too upset.
I didn't remember much of any of it. But I remembered the ending. It was just as bad the second time.
I made notes to write about, but I'm too upset now.
Maybe I will, I don't know. I'm done with it and I'm glad to be done.
I just threw it off my desk onto the pile of other books on the other side of the desk. I can still see it. I can see it lying there over the top corner of my computer.
I'm done for the night, that's all I know. Good night.
Thursday, November 27, 2025
Public Occurrences November 27, 2025
English is the most supple language.
It is also the richest. English-speaking people borrow from other languages freely. I don't know this for sure but I'd bet $10 that there are more words in the English language than in any other.
Why pare that down?
When you write in such a lush language why not use your knowledge to find le mot juste? Why write in a spare style, as Ernest Hemingway did?
No "cement" for Spo

Wednesday, November 26, 2025
In the 21 completed seasons since the franchise was reborn...
...as the "Bobcats", changing the nickname back to "Hornets" after ten seasons, guess what Charlotte's average win percentage as a decimal is? Okay, that requires some math. .364. Now guess what that translates to in average W's and L's every damn season over 82 games for 21 seasons?
30-52.
In 2024/25 that would have been tied for 24th out of 30 teams in the Association.
2023/24, 27th out of 30.
2023/24, 23rd.
2022/23, 27th.
2021/22, tied for 24th
That's the last five seasons, not including this season, 2025/26, when they are winning .222, 18-64 over 82.
FT The Dynasty (18-1) 113 Ice (10-8) 105
There hasn't been a repeat champion in the NBA since Peaceniks did it in 2017, 2018. Not even close. The only teams to make the Finals more than once in the last seven seasons are Peaceniks, Miami, and Beans (twice each). But history...
Oklahoma City is lived history. Show me the weakness on that team. You can't. There is none. I will be smack-me-in-the-forehead-with-a two-by-four gobsmacked if they don't repeat. The only thing that can stop them, it says here, is a season-ending injury to Shai Gilgeous-Alexander--not that SGA is their whole team, far from it--but he is their sine qua non.
But with the W...
I read uncertainty in Spo in the minutes
We did, but barely. They closed. FT "Heat" (13-6) 106 Old Milwaukee (8-11) 103
"Heat" 87 Male Deer 81, 9:02 4Q
This is embarrassing...
Sure, it could work out; everybody needs to get used to playing with each other for the first time. Etc. How embarrassing this will be if we lose the first game with our Dream Team starters. In the Bus.
This is not the same team...
I'm not watching, of course, but I am following. We're missing a connection. You're going to get that when you get guys back, especially an "It" guy like Tyler. In this case, with Andrew also back, that's two main guys. It means Kel'el who was breaking out, came off the bench. It's 53-47 :26.2 1H, but we cannot shake this team, an 8-10 team without their only "It" guy, Giannis Antetokounmpo. I don't like it.
New Miami 29 Male Deer 27, End 1Q
Old times: Bam 8 pts, 5 shots; Tyler 7 pts 5 shots. Norman has taken ONE shot.
Public Occurrences November 26, 2025
Oh my God, can't anyone get anything straight? TWO, not three, West Virginia National Guardsmen Were Shot, NO ONE has died
4:52 pm:
No One Killed in D.C. Shooting
Two Guardsmen in critical condition, gunman wounded.
4:46 pm:
At Least 36 Dead, Hundreds Missing in Hong Kong Residential Fire
4:03 pm:
THREE WEST VIRGINIA NATIONAL GUARDSMEN SHOT, TWO KILLED NEAR WHITE HOUSE IN TARGETED SHOOTING
Gunman in custody, reportedly "not cooperating".
Tarnished Silver Cup
Milwaukee Male Deer vs New Miami, 7:30, Bang Bus Arena
Norman Powell "probable". Debut of Norman-Herro backcourt?
Tuesday, November 25, 2025
Lebron: [After 2011 Finals loss] "Spo...went to Oregon hung out with Chip Kelly and learned spread offense"
Wave the Green Flagg! The race to the basket is on! WTF is this Olé D, you fucking STIFF!
Can you see what the title of the vid is? In case you can't: "coop-wtfcloseout". John Hollinger, The Athletic
Miami Jazz
-Bam Adebayo
Public Occurrences November 25, 2025
U.S. plans to cut ties with Boy Scouts
I'm sitting here killing time before USMLE...
Monday, November 24, 2025
With Sensitive City's...
...double-digit loss in Ontario State tonight the "Heat" jumped Sensitive City and now sit 3rd in the Least, one game behind the "Raptors" and 3.5 back of conference-toppers Zollner. We play Male Deer, 11th ((8-10 in Bang Bus Place on Thanksgiving Day. We are 5W.
You have to wear sunglasses at all times in SoFl to protect your eyes. This late fall, take extra precaution for there is a supernova over 601 Biscayne and it will blind insouciant visitors.
Kel'el...
...the gestalt switch came against Portlandia, Nov. 8: 12 reb. In the 9 games since, including that home game he has never had single-digit boards, and has averaged 14.7 pg. For the entire 18 games this season he is averaging 12.4 ppg and 11 rbg. Stellar numbers and a light year ahead of his numbers last season.
4,000,000
Sometime in the last hour or two we hit 4M total pageviews on this here blog, five months to the day since we hit 3M. This is cumulative pageviews since June 30, 2010. 15 1/2 years. No, not objectively great, or even good. But relatively:
1,000,000: Aug. 20, 2023. Over 13 years to reach our first mil.
2,000,000: Nov. 7, 2024, 16 months to go from 1 to 2.
3,000,000: June 24, 2025, 8 months.
4,000,000: Today, Nov. 24, exactly five months.
THANK YOU PAGEVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our shooting % was 45, same as was against Seven Foot Sixers, but we were Old Miami from range, a pathetic 19% tonight. Against Phila., 34%. Both wins. You hate me for doing this but there has been a drop-off in our shooting: Prior to Phila.:
@ Chi, (another dub and a BLOW OUT I know!) 41% (28%)
Peaceniks 41% (37%)
Mamdani City (W) 45 and 40
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That's our last five games. We'll take it to ten:
In Peoples Square Garden (L) 46 and 40
Sensitive City (L) 48 and 40
Sensitive City (W) 47 and 33
Portlandia (W) 51 and 29
Queens (W) 52 and 43
Okay, I just made a liar out of myself. Nevermind.
HT "Heat" 52 Dallas 44
We shot superbly in the 2Q, raising our HT percentage to 43%. Tyler was largely responsible, from 1% to 4/8. He has 8 pts.
Kel'el has 10 rebs in 15'.
30-29, 8:35 2Q, D FTO
Yeah, this is Old Miami with Bam the leading scorer (11). The works are all gunked up.
This was to be the year of the Giant Leap...
...for Nebraska. To me they never looked capable. Now they have been murdered by a PSU team that simply has more talent. They're 7-4 and are home underdogs to Iowa on Black Friday. Lose that one and they're 7-5. They will go to a bowl. Lose the bowl game and they're 7-6. Which is what they were last season.
Where I am going with this is here: Nebraska is never going to be nationally relevant again. Since 2014, this is the 10th full season, the "Cornhuskers" have had three different full-time head coaches and have gone a cumulative 47-63. That's a .427 decimal win percentage. On a 12-game regular season that's 5-7 every damn year for ten years.
It's over Nebraska. Collect your annual check from the B1G and be content. That's as good as it's going to get.
Public Occurrences November 24, 2025
Comey and Leticia James Prosecutions Dismissed "Without Prejudice" by Judge Based on Illegal Appointment of Lindsey Halligan
Swine
Bowl projections
I don't want to play in Mamdani City in late December!!! I was hoping for the Sun Bowl. AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY PSU EVER. I VIGOROUSLY OPPOSE ANY REGULAR SEASON PLAY. But a bowl game?...Okay, fine. Swine.
Sunday, November 23, 2025
The Choice
A cowardly, scared, moderate Democrat, Gretchen Whitmer, willing to meet ("in private" only), panics and hides her face as a prostitute in a perp walk after a brothel raid, Trump Oval Office meeting, April 9.
A confident, young Democratic Socialist, Zohran Mamdani, willing to meet and unafraid to show his face, meeting with Trump in the Oval Office, November 21.
NBA
@NBA
Norman Powell powers the @MiamiHEAT to their 4th straight win!
🔥 32 PTS
🔥 4 3PM
🔥 11-18 FGM
3:46 PM · Nov 23, 2025
·92.4K Views
Actually not. It was Davion Mitchell who powered Nahmin and the team. There are 1:36 of Nahmin's baskets here, all but two set up by the superb point guard play of no. 45.
Queens
Can this lame franchise be revoked?
For the sixth straight time they posted a L; for the ninth time in ten games they posted a L.
They are the "Browns" of the Association.
They are a pustule on the asshole of basketball.
They are a disfiguring disease.
And they are contagious.
Public Occurrences November 23, 2025
Ukraine and U.S. Cite Progress in Talks on Ending War With Russia
President Trump lashed out at Ukraine even as the talks on his peace proposal were still taking place, accusing the country’s leadership of being ungrateful for American support.
nytweemsNext Saturday...
Yesterday the Florida State admin announced that head professor of pigskin Mike Norvell will be back in 2026. Florida of course fired their head guy, Billy Napier, weeks ago. Next Saturday the "Seminoles" and "Gators play their annual season-ender. This one is in G-ville. The "Gators" are 3-8. "Seminoles" 5-6. It is against nature and reason that these two Florida schools are this awful.
Jaime Jaquez, Jr. is...
...averaging 16.7 ppg on...not a typo: 53% field shooting👀 (only 20.7% from three). Last season, 3J's second, he averaged 8.6 on 46.1% (31.1%). In his first season, 11.9 on 48.9% (32.2%).
Norman Powell is...
FT Phila. 117 New Miami 127. My goodness: 4W and 11-6
Story of the Stats:
49%-45% field shooting34%-34% 3-point shooting
58-46 rebs (despite 7' 6"er Andre Drummond grabbing 23!)
12 pts off 13 t.o.s; 21 off 15
No "Heater" played more than 33'; 11 saw action.
Norman Fucking Powell: 32 pts, 11?18 (4/7), 29'.
3J (4th off bench): 22 pts (10/12), 7 asts, 4 t.o.s, in team-high tie 33'.
Bam 18 pts, 13 rebs team-high tie 33'.
Kel'el, in starter-low 26', 20 pts, 16 rebs.
Davion, 12 asts, 1 t.o. (12-1 ratio), 8 rebs in 31'
Pelle, 32', 8 asts, 2 t.o.s (4-1 ratio), 7 rebs, 6 pts, 2/13 (0/6).
HT Seven Foot Sixers 67 New Miami 71
Norman Powell 23 pts in 16'.
Kel'el Ware 10 rebs in 13'.
"Heat" shot 50% (season normal); Phil. 52%.
We outrebounded them 25-22.
The difference in the half was in points off turnovers. We had 17 from 9; they had 5 from 4.
At Phil.'s mandatory TO, 6:31 1Q, it's 11-16 New Miami
Nahmin has 10 pts in 5'; Kel'el 4 rebs in 5'.
Seven Foot Sixers vs New Miami, 1 pm Normal Colonies Time
Interesting...Phil. opened -1.5, at tip-off it's New Miami -1.5.
Phil. is 9-6, "Heat" 10-6.
Phil. is without Joel, which is not new. They have Paul George John Ringo, which is also not new. This is his third game back. "Heat" are without Wig-o, Niko, which is new, and Herro, which is not new.
I don't understand why that line switched.


















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