Monday, December 15, 2025

Hey, SINCERE congratulations to Manchester Unitard and Bourne-cum-in-my-mouth

Look at the write-up on this match!

Manchester United and Bournemouth fought out a jaw-dropping 4-4 draw as substitute Junior Kroupi struck late in one of Old Hosiery's most chaotic matches ever.

Monday's Premier League encounter will live long in the memory...
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...Bournemouth the lead during a wild opening seven minutes of the second period.

a breathless meeting...

Bruno Fernandes levelled with a beautiful freekick and Matheus Cunha rocked Old Hosiery to its foundations, only for sub Kroupi to level as Bournemouth extended their unbeaten record against United to a fifth match.

...a remarkable, roller-coaster night...

"It was a fun game for everyone at home," Amorim said after the match.

United looked punch drunk and Amorim turned to homegrown star Kobbie Mainoo, who received a hero's welcome...

...desperately sought to get a foothold back in the game, which Fernandes managed in the 77th minute with an extraordinary free kick that found the top right-hand corner.

That sparked bedlam but Old Hosiery had seen nothing yet.

Just two minutes later substitute Benjamin Sesko sent a low ball into the box, where a Bournemouth touch took the ball into Cunha's path to score in front of the Stretford End.

But Andoni Iraola's Cherries are made of stern stuff and six minutes from time they levelled once again as Álex Jiménez played on for Kroupi to brilliantly strike at a shell-shocked Old Hosiery.

There was disbelief as time was called on one of the greatest Premier League battles in recent memory.

ESPN

How. About. THAT.