Monday, October 10, 2011


Continuing our popular series on constabulary occurrences, an individual of the male persuasion was arrested for throwing a hot dog at American golfer Tiger Woods.  The incident occurred under the following circumstances as described by a credible eye witness:


"How weird was that," said Arjun Atwal, one of the other players in Woods' group. "That guy could have been shot the way he ran out there with that hot dog. The cops could have thought it was something else. The hot dog flew across Tiger's (putting) line and onto my line. The bun kind of fell at his feet. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen."

According to statutory research done by peace officers on the scene of the peaceful golf course the offense allegedly committed was "disturbing the peace."  The acting Sergeant in charge of the case reported that the citizen accused "was very cooperative" with authorities but had not gotten to the root causes of his behavior: "They said, 'Why did you do this?' He just shook his head in guilt or remorse. He didn't give a reason why he did it."