Thursday, September 01, 2016

State Mottos

"I direct"

I direct?

"Manly deeds, womanly words"

"I long to see what is beyond"

"I have found it"

"It grows as it goes"

IT GROWS AS IT GOES! "I direct "manly deeds, womanly words" in a PORNOGRAPHIC FILM! Holy SHIT!

"If you seek a peninsula, look about you," Desiree. Look-at-that-peninsula-on-Johnny.

"Ever Upward!"

Johnny, my lad, "ever upward" with your peninsula!

"Let it be perpetual"

It will grow as it goes, Johnny! Ever upward, Johnny! Let it be perpetual, my lad. Desiree, some womanly words from you, dearest. (O-M-F-G.!)


NOW, JOHNNY! FORWARD! And backward! Forward! Backward! forwardbackwardforwardbackwardAHHH!

Look at Desiree:

"She flies with her own wings" 

Johnny sent her,

"To the stars through adversity," my boy! You are a PORNSTAR, son, a PORNSTAR!

"He who transplanted sustains"

Johnny, you DIDN'T! Didju? She said she wanted her eggs over light in the morning, not fertilized.

"Let us give thanks to God," speaketh Desiree at the conclusion of Johnny's manly deeds.

Okay, enough. Enough! I am flabbergasted. Stunned. Fucking...I don't know, I cannot believe this shit. Oh hell. Gotta take the celestial cross off the header after this. Jesus Christ. GOOD NIGHT!