Presidential Debate Live Blog.

TRUMP CAN'T PICK THE LITTLE ANIMAL UP! KEEPS FALLING DOWN! CLINTON GOES OVER TO HELP!...NO! KICKS THE TOUPEE...KICKS IT TOWARD MARK CUBAN! CUBAN'S GOT TRUMP'S TOUPEE! CUBAN'S RUNNING OUT OF THE HALL WITH TRUMP'S TOUPEE! TRUMP CALLS TO HIS BROWNSHIRTS, "GET IT BACK!" OHHH!