Goal! West Ham 0-2 Man City (Rice own goal 27)

Oh dear, dear, dear. Sterling is sent away and touches the ball past Adrian, well out of goal. There are a lot of defenders back and one of them, I think Ogbonna, blocks his attempt to score. But City get the ball back and eventually De Bruyne, overlapping on the right, centres and the ball dribbles apologetically in off the hapless Rice, who may not have been helped by Zabaleta getting in his way. Comical, all of it.

Good writing there: "the ball drinbles apologetically."