Saturday, August 26, 2023

Short Pants Footy

Tottenham Hotspur won 2-0 at Bourne-cum-my-mout.

The Arse and Fulman drew 2-2 in the Library at Highbury.

The Bees gathered a point against Child Porn before less than 17,000 fannies at the Hive.

Wolves marauded amidst the Row Houses 1-0.

Manchester Unitard nicked Nottingham Forest 3-2 at Old Hosiery.

And West Ham pummeled previously unbeaten Brighton 3-1 before 32,000 Albions.