My Beloveds will lose at sunset this evening, in a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt to fall to 1-3. They will then play at Virginia Tech, which they will win; they will lose to Lewisville at the aforementioned lonely field, win at Woke, get smeared lakeside by Notre Dame du lac, by Half Ass U, beat Syracuse, B.C. and lose at Duke. They will finish 4-7 and if there is not a major change in Pitt football in 2024 HC Pat Narduzzi will be fired.