Sunday, September 17, 2023

Short Pants Footy

Swine Chelsea drew 0-0 in a dreary affair at Bourne-cum-in-my-mouth today. From Reuters:

Chelsea's much-vaunted attack failed to fire again as they were held to a 0-0 draw by Bournemouth at the Vitality Stadium on Sunday, the second Premier League game in a row in which the Blues have failed to score.🙄

The Bridgers, once a perennial top-four, are 14th in the Premier League table with ONE win from five matches.

It's incredibly frustrating for fannies when their team is just stuck for no obvious reason. Of course the poster for this sort of club is the one with the devil in its badge. There have been so many false dawns in the Manchester suburbs since Sir Alex Ferguson retired that I have given up hope that Unitard will ever be again "The World's Greatest Club".