These abominable games count in the real NBA standings.
Beans (8-8) lost again, this time to crumbling Rust (3-12) 105-113 in Bean Town.
Ontario State...Ontario State, what the fuck are you doing? Aren't you sucking again this season? Well, they haven't. Last night they improved to 11-5 with a 140-110 stomping of the Lizards. Everything is going New Miami's way so far in the Least. Beans and Indy are hollowed out by injuries, Sensitive City is going through the malaise days of Manchester City last season and Liverpool (0-1 HT to Nottingham) this season, Philly has Electric Maxey playing solo, Mamdani City have a new coach and are only 10-6, Zollner sit atop the Least at 13-2 and I wouldn't rush to make plane reservations to catch them in the Finals, and then second is Ontario State. I don't follow those two esteemed teams closely at all, but the impression I get from the ether is that Ontario State is the more real of the two.
