Saturday, January 10, 2026

State of the Least, end January 9, 2026

The first game today, Dire Wolves at Sensitive City, is tipping off. The 45's play at Indiana--home state of maybe the greatest scholarly CTE football team of all time--at 7 bells.

Conference Champions, Playoff Homies

1. Zollner Pistons           

2. Beans -4 

3. Mamdani City -4.5

4. Ontario State -6         

Playoffs

5. Seven Foot Sixers -6.5  -Homie Hopeful-

6. Miami 45's -8  -Homie Hopeful- It happens with teams in the Least that they advance when they don't play, since when they play they often as not lose. That is this case with the 45's. The hardwood malfunction in Wind the other night, combined with other Least losses, elevated Miami to where they've rarely been this season, a playoff spot.

Play-In

7. Sensitive City -8 (tie-breaker) -Playoff Hopeful, Homie Hopeful-

8. Disney -8 -Playoff Hopeful, Homie Hopeful-

9. Pigeons -10.5

10. Male Cows -11          

11. Male Deer -11 -Play-In Hopeful-