I…wish you a Merry Christmas,

I wish you a Merry Christmas,

I wish you a Merry Christmas, 

And a Happy New Year.

Good tidings to you, where ever you are,

Except North Korea and Pak’stan and Saud' ‘rabia.

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding,

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding,

Oh, bring…Wait a minute.  “Oh, bring us a figgy pudding?”  What is that?  Who would want a “figgy pudding?”

I don’t want a figgy pudding,

I don’t want a figgy pudding,

I don’t want a figgy pudding,
Take it to Korea.

We won’t go until we get some,

Oh yes I’ll go before I get some,

You can take your figgy pudding,

And stick it in your ear.

It’s the thought that counts.