Do you like your name? I like “Benjamin Harris.” I like that it’s three syllables and then two syllables, bum-bum-bum, bum-bum. I like the way it sounds. I don’t like the way one syllable-one syllable names, like “John Clarke,” sound. But Benjamin Harris is very white bread. No pizzazz. Not like these names:
“Furious Bradley.”
“Barkevious Mingo.”
Those are the actual names of actual people who play actual college tackle football in America . Those are the most tremendous names in the history of names. If there is reincarnation I don’t care what I come back as but I want my name to be Barkevious Mingo.