Friday, November 09, 2012

Florida.


Barry Goldwater once said he wished he could just lop off the east coast from the rest of the U.S.
That would be messy. Lot of jagged lines.
Florida, zip.
Zippppp, and that turd would just float away in the Caribbean.
Just another banana republic to add to the other banana republics.
A friend told me his grandfather used to say we should have let the South secede.
Said it would have improved the average IQ of the country.
Probably would if we just lopped off Florida.