It becomes our disagreeable duty to record as a public occurrence a penis eruption and a vagina eruption on the part of the above penis, David Petraeus and the above vagina, Paula Broadwell. General Petraeus was the Director of the CIA and Broadwell was his biographer...with benefits. The bird hit the air pump on Friday when General Petraeus abruptly resigned and members of the fourth estate "or whichever estate," as Mitt Romney would say, asked, like, why?  Both are married (to other people) although Paula seemed peculiarly possessive of David, allegedly sending threatening emails to another woman of the female persuasion who she thought was encroaching on "her" territory, which is how the FBI found out about the whole general, genital eruption business. Anyway...that's about all that needs be said...How's the CCP's Party Congress going, huh?...Oh, and uh, Friday was Paula's birthday.

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