Thursday, January 10, 2013

My middle name is Franklin. I also have had two wives (decisions that they have regretted but once (and that is continuously)). My first wife was named "Barbara;"  NOTE: not Franklin. We divorced. My second wife was also NOT named Franklin but rather "Marie."  This is "normal."  (We also divorced; that is also normal.) Marrying a woman with the same name as your middle name is NOT NORMAL.  Marrying a second woman with the same name as the first and the same as your middle name is DEFINITELY NOT FRIGGING NORMAL. I am frigging normal; Krugman is not normal, Krugman is NUTS.