The advertisements that Google puts on Ye Olde Blog are personalized for each pageviewer's interests and needs as revealed by your recent purchase history and web searches which Google gives to NSA to make nifty graphs for them. Thus the most prominent contextual ad for moi at this particular moment in the rent fabric of space-time is for "barndoorshardware.com" as I am very handy with hardware, own tons of barn doors and there's only so many absinthe vendors out there. Apparently.