"After you, Alphonse." "No, you first, my dear Gaston."

It's embarrassing. Leicester wins the Premier League, Manchester City opened the door to a Champions League spot for Manchester United with its 2-2 draw at home to Arsenal who again backed into a slot, United could have walked through that door today but LOST at West Ham, opening the door once more for City who now have destiny in their hands and a two-point advantage over the Bucs and an 18-goal advantage and need only draw at 11th place Swansea Sunday to walk through the door, lock it, and leave Bucs on the outside. But, this being 2016 there may be one more revolution in that door! If Swans shit on City and ManUre beat 16th-place Bournemouth at Merry Old Trafford then the Bucs go to Europe and City go to Europa. It's embarrassing.