Monday, July 04, 2016

British Political Massacre

And now there are three.

Nigel "You're not laughing now!" Farage, the head of the UK Independence Party (UKIP) has stepped down, announcing mission accomplished.

How many political parties does Britain have? At least four, right? The three headless ones and the Social Democratic Party or the Liberal Democratic Party or...Ah! According to the Wikipedia there's a Liberal Democrats Party. Cool. Do they have a head, one that is still in place or has he been whacked too? They do, one Tim Farron. Tim, how's it goin'?



Um, Tim, apologize for any inconvenience but a bird taking flight is not an appropriate symbol for your party at this particular juncture in the rent fabric of space-GMT. There are air pumps out there. You don't want to be flying the coop right now, know what I mean? Can you make that fucking thing roost or nest or whatever? Settle? Make that thing sit down.