-Erdie on the phone to CNNTurk. Erdie, go ahead, you're live on the air. Or at least on the air.
2203 - Turkish justice minister says members of a movement loyal to U.S.-based cleric Fethullah Gulen in the army are behind the attempted coup. There has been no immediate comment from Gulen.-BBC. Tremendously HUGE *frowny face*.
-"Boss, the plane!" Reuters says Erdie's landing at Istanbul Inter-Islamist Airport. (Didn't they have a massacre there, recently? So many massacres, so little time.).
Maybe it's Clownstick One!
-We have a contested convention! Some army delegates are "voting their conscience" and saying the coupsters represent "a small fraction" of all delegates.
-Erdie's iPhone worked! Didn't have Verizon! Some convention delegates are lying down in front of tanks. Oh! Those crazyTurks! On all days!
-The Young Turks thwarted the army's takeover of a government building! Bill Kristol in the vanguard.
-This just in from Vox: "Turkey's coup: An expert tries to explain what the hell is going on."
-YOUNG TURKS ARREST CLOWNSTICK COUPSTERS!
(Trump: I think he's a JEW.)
Michael Horowitz– @michaelh992 People arresting soldiers in the streets of #Turkey
5:35 PM - 15 Jul 2016
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-erin Zaman
– Verified account @amberinzaman (Amberin, why did you change your name to Erin? Be proud of your heritage!)
-A cobra helicopter just fired at the parliament #Turkey
6:08 PM - 15 Jul 2016
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FUCK. Quick, gimme your mongoose!
-Fercan Yalinkilic– @FercanY
"ALLAHU AKBAR" voices heard in CNN Turk broadcast as what it seems like pro-govt protestors
storm army seized TV station
6:09 PM - 15 Jul 2016
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WAIT? WHAT! Fercy, wtf, is that good or bad? Can you clarify?
-This also just in from Vox:
Turkey coup: Try to picture Donald Trump handling this well
"ALLAHU AKBAR" voices heard in CNN Turk broadcast as what it seems like pro-govt protestors
storm army seized TV station
6:09 PM - 15 Jul 2016
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WAIT? WHAT! Fercy, wtf, is that good or bad? Can you clarify?
-This also just in from Vox:
Turkey coup: Try to picture Donald Trump handling this well
With his small hands lol good point.
Turkey: Military junta takes over @CNNTURK_ENG TV news studios boingboing.net/2016/07/15/tur