At 9:40 a.m. Normal People Time, live on NBC app or something, Manchester City will become Barcelona West in all but name. The club will publicly unveil their new manager who this here blog has been given exclusive advance notice of :o, we have, and which we provide to readers at no additional charge.
Pep Guardiola
AND. The new club crest will be revealed which we also upstage NBC "app" on.
There it be emblazooned on Manchester city hall and everything so NBC can suck my teets.
The new kit will also be presented but the undersigned has not gotten a "sneak peak" of that. And the club's...thing on the web, it's "kik" or whatever has been changed from @MCFC to @ManCity.
So screw NBC "app."
