Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Hey, Man City fans. Why didn't you just go full Mancunian when Txiki-Txaka consulted you and suggest that he do away with that stupid sky blue entirely? The skies are never blue in Manchester anyway. How about a nice LEAD color to be authentic to the real Manchester skies in place of sky blue?

Adding the Red Rose of Lancaster was excellent, really excellent. A menstrual spot was a needed addition. Why not some other colors? How about Green, And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green [No, those feet didn't.], from one of your 15 national anthems! Green, the color of mould which the leaden rain drops produce on your bread. Green, the color of puke. I think a nice shade of gray like lead or SOOT for the "dark Satanic Mills," and green, and the white you already have, and the navy blue you already have, and the blood-red oozing bullet wound in the chest, and the gold of your 19th century schooner, Oh! so retro chic, I think that combination of colors would have been just BULLY. And add a few more circles, you only have four.

You know?