Tuesday, September 06, 2016

Saturday is a very important day in the life of Ben. At 7:30 a.m. (in the morning) God's Righteous Angels in Sky Blue with Navy Blue Sleeves OR Black with Dark Wine Sleeves OR Some Fucking Custom Car Paint Job

travel to the 'burbs to play ManMou. First Manchester derby (Did you know that word is pronounced "darby" in Merry Old? Fucking English can't speak.) for Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho.

But wait! Then at noon the Paterno-Sandusky University "Nittany Pedobears"

(My God, "Cubs," do you see this?) travel from their den of iniquity and cross the Front to play

(Speaking of the custom car "look," heh-heh-heh-heh, it drives them nuts.) That's right, my Beloved Pitt "Panthers"! who will actually be wearing this:

Yeah! Snarl, growl.

Therefore: If after Saturday, hmmm, mid-afternoonish there are no new posts here on Public Occurrences, it's only because I'm dead.