In sporting news, in scholarly tackle football #1 Alabama beat #19 Mississippi 48-43.
Who the fuck cares.
#4 Michigan beat Colorado 45-28.
#5 Clemson beat South Carolina State 59-0.
Snore.
#9 Wisconsin beat Gast. Gast? What the fuck is Gast? Gastonia State? Une momento por favor...Georgia State. Whoopy damn doo. 23-17
#15 Tennessee beat Ohio 28-19. WEEE!
Nebraska held on to beat #22 Oregon 35-32. Congratulations to fauxpelini. Fuck him.
And #25 Miami-uh beat Appalachian State 45-10.
How can that game still be going on??? It started at 3:30. It's nine-fucking o'clock! It's still 38-38, 6:20 left in the 4th quarter! Oh fuck this, I'm not doing this. I didn't sign up for a fucking marathon. I get myself all prepared...Did I just hallucinate the last couple of hours? How can that be? Fuck it. Bye!
