First they lost Jumbo. Then they hired Willie. Then they hired Memphis' coach who lost to Ga.Tech. Who then got Trump Plague.
So it was that the "Semiholes" rolled into Miami Gardens with their wheels already falling off. Then the game was delayed for a lightening strike. At half-time it was 38-3. UMG rolled 52-10. Half Ass U is in deep do-do.
